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Most illegal thing you ever done?

MaGilicuti

MaGilicuti

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I've snuck some juice over from mexico with me when i went to cancun in august but not sure how far that ranks in illegal.

I used to do a lot of credit card fraud. Ordered stuff with other people's credit cards on the internet and had them sent to my friends house. That was way back when Playstation 1 was new, we ordered a lot of those...
 
credit card fraud, phreaking, little stuff. one time me and a buddy of mine got someones credit card number and went out to the phone lines to tap into them so we could order stuff and ordered a shitload of stuff. a couple weeks later my buddy calls me and says, "you have about 3 minutes before the cops are at your house, they just left mine, tell them you have no clue what they're talking about" it really sucks when you have to reformat your whole hard drive in 3 minutes. luckily they thought i was some little shithead who didnt have a clue what they were talking about.
 
HMMMM I'VE DONE SO MUCH I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START. I'VE GROWN UP A BIT SINCE THOUGH.


KAYNE
 
i used to and still dab in some illegal shit here and there from time to time. never got caught once :) but i guess the trick is to know when to stop.
 
attempted to start a bonfire in a sewer on the sid of the road. Opened the grate, through a bunch of paper in there, lit some paper, threw it in. Went up like crazy, we ran and hid and watched 5 cars pull over and run to get water to put it out. (I was 13 when I did this) Ive also shoplifted, but who hasn't. Nothin lately other than gear which shouldn't be illegal in the first place
 
oh shit i forgot about this----

one time me and a couple friends got bored in 8th grade so we decided to fuck with traffic. it was a 2 way stop so we tied 75lb test line about 15 times around the stop signs and then waited for oncoming traffic. so we're sitting there behind a fence waiting for a car to come along and all of a sudden we see a motorcycle coming over the hill doing about 40. everyone says, "ohhhhhhh shit!" andtakes off running and we looked back and all we saw was the guy on the motorcycle fly over the handle bars and slide on the street. his motorcycle got all fucked up and i don't know what happened to him because we ran for about a mile straight and never looked back. i still wonder if that guy turned out all right...
 
i was kinda hoping to get some ideas for new shit to do from this thread:rolleyes:

anyone actually making money off their shit? but keep posting this shit, its cool
 
Holy Shit Flicken, lol, thats fucked up. When my dad was a kid he through a bunch of ball bearings into the street in front of a motorcycle, the dude wiped out, but got up and chased him. Didn't catch him though
 
nothing is illegal unless you get caught. so far i'm an angel.
 
I had a beer when I was 18.

B True
 
maglicuti-

why don't you become a bookie? guarenteed 30 grand a year if you get enough clients.
 
need some cash to start, oh which i really don't have a lot of. i have looked into that though. shoot me over some details if you are familiar with it
 
MaGilicuti said:
i'm waiting for someone to say they've killed someone
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And why would anyone fess up to something like that on a chatboard, with IP addresses and all?
 
i think stealing at garage sales would be easy pray, but all they got is shit in there.... i do it for the thrill anyway
 
well there's not really too many details to it. basically just get some clients, make out a sheet each week on your computer with the games and spreads. bookies usually collect on wednesdays. you charge 10% juice on all bets too, but only on losses. so if someone bets a 100 bucks and loses they owe you 110 dollars. the key to keeping it constant is to always try and get an even amount of money on both sides of the ball. like let's say the packers play the lions and they give 3 points. all of a sudden everyone starts taking the packers, well thats when you up it to 3.5-4 points, then people will start taking the lions and you'll get an even amount of money on both sides. lets say you have 2 grand on the game from each side thats 200 bucks just in juice. plus the fact that most people never come out on top anyways, you can rake it in.
 
flickenu said:
plus the fact that most people never come out on top anyways, you can rake it in.
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very true. too many novice bettors ride favourites.

about having capital, it would be good to have a lot sitting in your corner, but i think you could to it without that much at all. lets just say that i know a guy who has been doing the books for the last seven years and this year was the first year he ever had to dip into personal capital to pay out for the first week.
 
MaGilicuti said:
i'm waiting for someone to say they've killed someone
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I bet Satanic Goatslayer will have a few comments for ya. :)

Illegal stuff I've done: not much. Asside from smoking the occasional joint, and a few speeding tickets, I'm clean. One time when I was a kid, I shot the hell out of my neighbors flowerpots with a BB gun. I spent 2 hours leaning out my bedroom window just picking away...Anyway, the cops showed up and I told blamed it on the kid down the street. :D

When i was a bartender, I'd never report my tips to the proper authorities. Does that count as tax fraud?

And then there was that thing with the hooker....but they never found a body, so it's all good.

T.
 
johnny z-

what are the legalities of that sort of thing in canada? let's say i wanted to start doing it in south dakota (legal), how much do you think i'd have to have for a bankroll to begin with? i guess it all depends on how much your clients bet, but fuck it's easy money. you get paid to sit there and watch football games. life couldn't be much better. damn i need to find a bookie for myself for the meantime.
 
i killed a bunch of people. Mostly women and children. A few house pets as well, just for good measure.
 
flick,

its definately not hard. this so-called buddy of mine started doing it in high school. as long as you have the ability to collect, your fine.

capital? last year my BUDDY had about 30-35 regular bettors and then the guys that do a little betting. the total amount of money he recieved in bets was just over 260k including playoffs. he ended up making a profit of 32k. the average amount of bets recieved a week during the regular season was about 14k. i would say to have about 10k capital but you will probably not even need it. like i said before, this year was the first time my buddy ever dipped into personal capital to pay out for the first week. i must warn when doing it illegally to not record bets into your computer. although it is unlikely, you really never know when the cops will get wind of what your doing and get a search warrant for your house. computer is teh first place they will look for the bets. my buddy keeps all his on paper and keeps all the records in the trunk of his car which is in his mothers name. thus if a search warrant is issued, the car that the cops think really belongs to his mother will likely not be searched. it is actually highly unlikely that it will be searched. another thing is make sure all bets are done over a land line. in the most extreme circumstances, bets should be taken via pay phone. that is exetreme, my buddy has them leave their number on his pager and he calls them back immediately from his own phone although my buddy may have to start using the extreme case soon. hope this helped.
 
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MaGilicuti said:
i was kinda hoping to get some ideas for new shit to do from this thread:rolleyes:

anyone actually making money off their shit? but keep posting this shit, its cool
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Yeah, me and some friends made some money, litteraly. When we got busted, the one (who actually made the shit) had federal charges filed, but got commuted. After a buttload of community service, and turning 18, his record was wiped clean.
 
flickenu said:
oh shit i forgot about this----

one time me and a couple friends got bored in 8th grade so we decided to fuck with traffic. it was a 2 way stop so we tied 75lb test line about 15 times around the stop signs and then waited for oncoming traffic. so we're sitting there behind a fence waiting for a car to come along and all of a sudden we see a motorcycle coming over the hill doing about 40. everyone says, "ohhhhhhh shit!" andtakes off running and we looked back and all we saw was the guy on the motorcycle fly over the handle bars and slide on the street. his motorcycle got all fucked up and i don't know what happened to him because we ran for about a mile straight and never looked back. i still wonder if that guy turned out all right...
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Motherphucker!
 
MaGilicuti said:
i'm waiting for someone to say they've killed someone
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WELL, LETS JUST SAY I DIDNT STICK AROUND TO ASK HIM. SO I'M NOT SURE THOUGH I DONT THINK SO.

KAYNE
 
Some gambling, a little road racing, and some other
stuff when I was younger.

You live and learn.
 
I killed my next door neighbours animals, not sure if that is illegal or not. I hate poodles, and they had 4 of them, so I dug a 4 nice holes in the ground and buried the fucks, left their heads poking out and ran over them with a rideon lawnmower. Shit that was fun.
 
Damn I guess I shouldn't say.................when I was younger I was BAD and I do mean bad. Yes I regret it now that's why i do charity work now. The fact that it was done with the ok of the government doesn't make me sleep better at night.
 
I once burned down this girls house and totally fucked up her car because she killed my dog on purpose. Damn I loved that dog :(, whenever I felt down it would come and put his head in my lap. Stupid bitch learned to not fuck with me again. I hate people who are cruel to animals, I've beat the shit out of every person I know that killed someones pet on purpose. I don't think I've done anything else illegal, I'm really only known for beatting people into a pulp who do wrong to others. Only been to jail once, the cops pretty much give me rights to do this shit because they say I help keep crime down in our nieghborhood :D.

:shocked: Irish BoneZ :biggrin:
 
SeXKiTTen_CanDy said:
I killed my next door neighbours animals, not sure if that is illegal or not. I hate poodles, and they had 4 of them, so I dug a 4 nice holes in the ground and buried the fucks, left their heads poking out and ran over them with a rideon lawnmower. Shit that was fun.
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i'm gonna dig a nice hole for ur fat ass and bury u alive, then ill take my 18-wheeler and make sure i put some nice treads in ur already stretchmarked ass u sick bastard
 
Ha ha ha ha.

Dude, chill I made that up. Do you think I would be capable of committing such a horrible crime?

I DO NOT THINK SO.

I’d kill a poodle if it pissed me off though.



p.s I'm not fat. ;)
 
after reading this thread i hope you guys are atleast juicing...

where are all the crazy mother fuckers at? no one ever think of robbing a bank before? anyone seen heat? that movie makes me wanna rob a bank.
 
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