Morning Run, Morning Coffee, Morning Shit

[FreeballinDC]

I've always had the shit before the run. I hate running with a full colon, it slows me down.

But coffee anytime is always good, especially if it's mocha

 

[beastboy]

But this is understood, right?

Just making sure!

 

[Spartacus]

yeah I do it in reverse order..shit/piss,then coffee,then the run..usually followed by another piss..anyone feel that running hastens along the stool through the intestines and colon?

 

[Longhorn85]

HA, HA, HA....been there done that already this morning.....ran the obstacle course a few times after my run too.

I would hate to have to enter that shitter after you, whew!

 

[Longhorn85]

I've always had the shit before the run. I hate running with a full colon, it slows me down.

taking a shit first is always the best case, just doesn't happen usually for me.

 

[Saizen]

In that order. Is there any better way possible to start the day?

Waking up to a feeling of wetness and something warm on your crotch. Then looking down and seeing your better-half sucking on it like a mad woman....sweet.

 

[Ms knight]

ttlpkg your avatar looks good .

 

[FreeballinDC]

I feel for you then. I have run a couple of times in formation where I had some nasty gas. I felt bad for the people running behind me.

Why is it when I have a conversation with you, it's always about pissing and pooping habits?

 

[Longhorn85]

Waking up to a feeling of wetness and something warm on your crotch. Then looking down and seeing your better-half sucking on it like a mad woman....sweet.

Touche'

 

[Longhorn85]

Why is it when I have a conversation with you, it's always about pissing and pooping habits?

Or are those the threads that you seek out? Could it be you're obsessed with human excrement?