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I copied this from an AIM conversation because I didnt want to type it again. I could have easily just gotten jailed for assault of a minor

Jeepboarderguy: listen to what just happened to me
Jeepboarderguy: ...

Jeepboarderguy: okay... I'm in wal-mart gettign a new fire extinguisher for one of my jetskis
Jeepboarderguy: this kid comes up to me and says my shirt is offensive...
Jeepboarderguy: gets in my face
Jeepboarderguy: won't let me by him...
Jeepboarderguy: then...
Jeepboarderguy: two of his buddies show up behind me....
Jeepboarderguy: with boat paddles
Jeepboarderguy: in the middle of wal mart
Jeepboarderguy: this kid was somewhere between 15 and 18
Jeepboarderguy: severly morbidly obese
Jeepboarderguy: i mean, major obese
Jeepboarderguy: he looked retarded actually
Jeepboarderguy: so, I pushed past him without a word, walked out of the store and went and vented to my dad
XXXXXX: what did your shirt say?
Jeepboarderguy: It was a shirt from target about Peterbuilt trucks
Jeepboarderguy: you know, the big rig trucks?
Jeepboarderguy: it said ''how is your peterbuilt?
Jeepboarderguy: an inuendo, yes...
Jeepboarderguy: but warranting killing somebody, no.
XXXXX: well not a big fan of the shirt but seriously, that kid needs to chill
Jeepboarderguy: i went back in the store to call the police and get the footaget from the video surveillance
Jeepboarderguy: but there wasnt anyone from their security on duty
Jeepboarderguy: and the manager said I would have to press charges to get the footage
Jeepboarderguy: so me, the manager, and some other employee went around the store and couldnt find the kids
Jeepboarderguy: seriously, why would you corner someone in a wal-mart
Jeepboarderguy: and people wonder why most people hate the ''moral \
 
good for you for holding back - I would have fucking shoved that oar up fatty's ass and castrated the other two. I hate what this country has become.
 
KillahBee said:
good for you for holding back - I would have fucking shoved that oar up fatty's ass and castrated the other two. I hate what this country has become.
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lol, the other 2 had oars, he was just fatty. swear he looked developmentally challenged.
 
That was today huh? Man that sucks. what a bunch of punks.
Expecially them thinking they were tuff with oars in there hand. GIVE ME A BREAK.
 
daisyduke6 said:
That was today huh? Man that sucks. what a bunch of punks.
Expecially them thinking they were tuff with oars in there hand. GIVE ME A BREAK.
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lol, i'm 6'2'' 230 I dont know what they had to prove...
 
dang u cant even go to walmart without getting in trouble

they acted like they were just bored and being stupid, glad u didnt get into a fight with em
 
SoKlueles said:
dang u cant even go to walmart without getting in trouble

they acted like they were just bored and being stupid, glad u didnt get into a fight with em
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LOL, you are right... :) Trouble follows me around, seriously....
 
crak600 said:
It wouldn't of been pretty had it been me standing there. I probably would've started shit with them.
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dude, if I hadn't realized the big picture ramifications of choke slamming a fat kid who happened to be a minor, I may have at least gotten one good blow in. I can't speculate what it would have taken for those kids to swing the boat paddles at me. Godamnit I'm getting pissed just thinking about it.

Wal-mart said that i have to press charges to get the video footage from them. The only reason I would go ahead and do it would be to get them registered as ''potential agressors." Oh, i would like to fuckstart his mom's face too.
 
juicedmohawk said:
dude, if I hadn't realized the big picture ramifications of choke slamming a fat kid who happened to be a minor, I may have at least gotten one good blow in. I can't speculate what it would have taken for those kids to swing the boat paddles at me. Godamnit I'm getting pissed just thinking about it.

Wal-mart said that i have to press charges to get the video footage from them. The only reason I would go ahead and do it would be to get them registered as ''potential agressors." Oh, i would like to fuckstart his mom's face too.
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:laugh2: @ fuckstart his mom's face :laugh2:

Yeah, sometimes you gotta know when to just walk away. Pisses you the fuck off too, but 3 on 1, 2 of them with something other than fists to swing...not a good idea.

Although you could've always gotten really loud and started yelling, "ARE YOU FUCKING THREATENING ME?! ARE YOU TWO PLANNING ON ASSAULTING ME WITH BOAT OARS?!" Would've gotten some attention pretty fast and probably had management calling the cops on the spot to get them out of the store.
 
OMG! Kids gettin' all legal on each other! What is this world coming to! lol. Just punch the fat fuck and kick his ass. This ain't Johnny Cochran time bro.
 
You should have beat thier faces with the oars and dressed them up in womens underwear.

Then stuck them in the Freezers.

Next to the Chicken Pot Pies.

thats what I would have done.
 
Damn man!!! that does suck, but I think you did the right thing, no need to get into a fight over a stupid t-shirt, let them be the petty ones.

You should wear a rusty trombone shirt in next week and see he gets its.

Figures he was a fat fuck.
 
You handled it the right way...almost

I would have subtly goaded fat boy and his friends on a bit to see if they were stupid enough to take a swing...thus giving me legal recourse to 'defend myself'.
 
You should have slit the fat pig from his navel to his sternum and let his entrails fall out on the floor. Then while the two fags with the paddles were gawking you should have driven a rusty spike through their ears till the were joined at the head like saimise twins.
 
WODIN said:
You should have slit the fat pig from his navel to his sternum and let his entrails fall out on the floor. Then while the two fags with the paddles were gawking you should have driven a rusty spike through their ears till the were joined at the head like saimise twins.
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If I couldnt find any rusty spikes, what should I use?
 
juicedmohawk said:
If I couldnt find any rusty spikes, what should I use?
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In a store like wally world, I'd go with bike spokes since they are easy to get out of the wheel and bend with a little effort.
 
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