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[Code]

Going to try out as a walk-on for the new Utah expansion team.

Wish me luck!

 

[KillahBee]

*crickets chirping*

 

[Becoming]

soccer is for homos...

 

[powerslave]

soccer is for homos...

damn, beat me to it. lol.

 

[Becoming]

damn, beat me to it. lol.

you're alright for a buckeye...

of course I will deny saying this in court you understand..

 

[hamstershaver]

water boy

 

[Gambino]

round ball fag

 

[SoreArms]

"receiver"

 

[FreeballinDC]

Going to try out as a walk-on for the new Utah expansion team.

Wish me luck!

Please expect the usual expert advise from Fonz in any minute.

 

[MrMuscle]

The US is the only place where football isnt called football.
Instead, there football is a sport where you rarely even kick the ball.
And we are the homos?
Allrighty then.

 

[KillahBee]

The US is the only place where football isnt called football.
Instead, there football is a sport where you rarely even kick the ball.
And we are the homos?
Allrighty then.

I don't care if you call it "Fucking Hot Women in Their Vaginas", soccer is still geigh and you are still a homo.

 

[MrMuscle]

I don't care if you call it "Fucking Hot Women in Their Vaginas", soccer is still geigh and you are still a homo.

in your wet dreams covered in hot fudge fattie.

 

[Becoming]

The US is the only place where football isnt called football.
Instead, there football is a sport where you rarely even kick the ball.
And we are the homos?
Allrighty then.

Good one... you must have seen that new nike or gatorade commercial...

you are right... it shouldn't be called football at all... in fact soccer players are such excellent athletes, maybe we will let one play... in honor of him gracing us with his presence we will just call it "smear the queer" from now on...

 

[KillahBee]

in your wet dreams covered in hot fudge fattie.

I am big boned. Jerk.

 

[onerepmaximum]

You can do it!!!


Yes I know it would be a lot funnier if From Zero said it.

 

[powerslave]

Good one... you must have seen that new nike or gatorade commercial...

you are right... it shouldn't be called football at all... in fact soccer players are such excellent athletes, maybe we will let one play... in honor of him gracing us with his presence we will just call it "smear the queer" from now on...

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Becoming again.

 

[MrMuscle]

you are right... it shouldn't be called football at all... in fact soccer players are such excellent athletes, maybe we will let one play... in honor of him gracing us with his presence we will just call it "smear the queer" from now on...

dunno about soccer players playing your football. that would be like making a golf player try out for the NHL. But I'd take that challeng, think i could hold my own.

 

[supersizeme]

what position are you shooting for?

 

[Burning_Inside]

Soccer is one of the most underrated sports. Americans have no idea. Compared to American football, shit, all you have to be in football is born with great genetics, or be born tall and then eat like a slob to get to 500 lbs and stand in the front lines, and oh yeah it helps to not be afraid of needles and have a good source. Then you learn the plays. Soccer...WTF. So much coordination and athleticism going on there. And then there's Rugby. WTF.

 

[Code]

"smear the queer" .

How cool would a Smear The Queer league be?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

soccer is for homos...

 

[Gambino]

dunno about soccer players playing your football. that would be like making a golf player try out for the NHL. But I'd take that challeng, think i could hold my own.

If that is you in your avatar, I really doubt you would last even on a high school football team...no diss, but big mofos play this game, you'd be taken out quite quickly

 

[Becoming]

How cool would a Smear The Queer league be?

not very - I nominate you to be "it" first...

Soccer is one of the most underrated sports. Americans have no idea.

Actually I do... I have a buddy from college that played soccer in europe professionally... Pretty strong dude, squated like 450 at a bdwt that couldn't have been higher than 185... Good ass athlete, we played lots of hoops. But he couldnt make it on a football field nor could I on a soccer field... (funny thing we raced in the sand on a beach one time and he was stupified I smoked his ass at 230+ lbs, I was to the 15 before he even got his second step) a good bro none the less...

But I'd take that challeng, think i could hold my own.

Perhaps, you never know... Stats and positon please...