Might as Well Jump...

[javaguru]

For all the airborne qualified peeps on EF....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu2gKJdxlYw

 

[javaguru]

From a dope on a rope...

 

[PICK3]

Thought this was gonna be a Van Halen thread.

 

[javaguru]

Thought this was gonna be a Van Halen thread.

Yes, I know you were traumatized by your military experience when the ice cream machine broke....and it is a Van Halen based thread..:

 

[javaguru]

Thought this was gonna be a Van Halen thread.

It is.....in part...

 

[jerkbox]

looks like fun....i might try that sometime soon

 

[javaguru]

looks like fun....i might try that sometime soon

Job security.....

 

[jerkbox]

Job security.....

well, i meant the jumping out of a plane thing.....and i guess it would be a higher altitude jump.

 

[javaguru]

well, i meant the jumping out of a plane thing.....and i guess it would be a higher altitude jump.

Static lines are about 1,000 foot jumps....HALO is a whole different area.

 

[jerkbox]

Static lines are about 1,000 foot jumps....Halotestin - fluoxymesterone - is a whole different area.

Halotestin.....lol

 

[javaguru]

Halotestin.....lol

LOL...damed EF......HALO jump..High Altitude Low Opening....

George needs to lay off that shit on C&C....

 

[javaguru]

LOL...damed EF......Halotestin - fluoxymesterone - jump..High Altitude Low Opening....

George needs to lay off that shit on C&C....

Fuck!!!!
H.A.L.O= High altitude Low Opening.....

 

[Spartacus]

hey bro I got a guy today him parachute didn't open right

what's funny is dept forensic sciences came and got him to be autopsied

 

[javaguru]

hey bro I got a guy today him parachute didn't open right

what's funny is dept forensic sciences came and got him to be autopsied

That's a rare one.......although the AF did fuck up and stack the aircraft in the wrong direction before I hit Airborne school. It's supposed to go low to high...they reversed it. High to low got some good borly's killed....static lines generally open..

 

[PICK3]

That's a rare one.......although the AF did fuck up and stack the aircraft in the wrong direction before I hit Airborne school. It's supposed to go low to high...they reversed it. High to low got some good borly's killed....static lines generally open..

Wasn't some Army jumpmaster suppose to monitor that?

just askin

 

[javaguru]

Wasn't some Army jumpmaster suppose to monitor that?

just askin

They're not in charge of the aircraft and the formation....just sayin'.

 

[PICK3]

They're not in charge of the aircraft and the formation....just sayin'.

Sorry that happened.

My brother was EOD in the Army. A 2nd Lt accidentally blew up several peeps in his unit. My parents were aware of the accident, but my brother wasn't allowed to call home for several days during the investigation. That was tough.

 

[javaguru]

Sorry that happened.

My brother was EOD in the Army. A 2nd Lt accidentally blew up several peeps in his unit. My parents were aware of the accident, but my brother wasn't allowed to call home for several days during the investigation. That was tough.

Sorry to hear that....when people fuck up in the military people tend to die. It's the suck but you have to accept it for what it is....

 

[PICK3]

Sorry to hear that....when people fuck up in the military people tend to die. It's the suck but you have to accept it for what it is....

Agreed!

btw, just because I agree doesn't mean we'll be exchanging back rubs in a bath house in the seedy part of town consuming mad amounts of box wine and listening to the Pet Shop Boys Greatest Hits.

just sayin

 

[javaguru]

Agreed!

btw, just because I agree doesn't mean we'll be exchanging back rubs in a bath house in the seedy part of town consuming mad amounts of box wine and listening to the Pet Shop Boys Greatest Hits.

just sayin

I assumed you would proposition me for long showers into the wee hours of the morning...

 

[Spartacus]

pic you ought to do the video review write-ups foragay internet porn site

 

[PICK3]

pic you ought to do the video review write-ups foragay internet porn site

wtf???

 

[needtogetaas]

I had a lot of fun doing it.....shanook jumps are fun to.

 

[javaguru]

I had a lot of fun doing it.....shanook jumps are fun to.

Damned shithooks are fast....the Apaches have to ask them to slow down.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm too scared to visit a homo porn site

 

[javaguru]

Shithooks are faster and more agile than they look.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7fayHSv1M

 

[javaguru]

Chinook top speed...196 mph

Apache Top speed....192 mph

Wtf????

 

[javaguru]

Chinook top speed...196 mph

Apache Top speed....192 mph

Wtf????

Just doesn't seem right...

 

[javaguru]

Another vid based on the same song....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJRFkIBAS9Y

 

[PICK3]

Might as Well Hump

 

[javaguru]

Might as Well Hump

You were trying but I don't swing that way......


Much props to the pioneers,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURjXxbyQ9k