Michael Jackson's mugshot

[Pikaia]

 

[SoloFlex]

he is not 5'11"!!!!

more like 5'1"

 

[glennds]

i believe he is 5-11. he is not short.

 

[Pikaia]

5'11" 120 is pretty good stats. I bet he's bulking on boy-semen

 

[calveless wonder]

5'11" 120 is pretty good stats. I bet he's bulking on boy-semen

the birdseed diet is spectacular

 

[AAP]

boogey man material fo so'.

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

I bet he's bulking on boy-semen

LMAO!!!

why did Michael Jackson go to K-mart?

because he heard that boys pants were half off

 

[Pikaia]

LMAO!!!

why did Michael Jackson go to K-mart?

because he heard the boy pants were half off

LOL

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple?

The pimple doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13

 

[Prime Rib]

That man has turned himself into a freak of nature. I would blow my face off with a 12 guage buck shot if I looked like that..

He is a fucking moron, why did he have so many facial surgeries to begin with?

 

[Wynn]

MsBHavin MsBeverlyHills!

I'm the same height but 100lbs heavier. The police probably couldn't keep him in jail. He can slip between the bars.