Michael Jackson's mugshot

[SoloFlex]

he was driven crazy!!

BOY CRAZY!!!

 

[Pikaia]

Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun




Q. What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A. Michael Jackson's hand!



Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a Big Wheels parked out in front of his house!



Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!



Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q. What's black and comes in little white cans?
A. Michael Jackson



Q. Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his little friends leave?
A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.

 

[sinjinsmythe33]

cher

 

[fogg88]

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men?

...he thought they were a delivery service.
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[HumorMe]

he's about 5'11". He's just skinny as a fuckig rail. 120lbs!!!

btw: Doesn't he ever look in the mirror and go GODDAMN!!!

-= nav =-

No. He probably looks in the mirror and says, Now all I need are tits like Diana and I'm there.

 

[calveless wonder]

it doesn't matter what he does....

he was still THE man in the 80's.

 

[jackangel]

i think he's changed over the last 25 years. he looks different now. can't put my finger on it, though.

 

[Dial_tone]

He needs an egg nog cycle.

 

[biteme]

MJ is 5'7". That mug shot is fake or they are 4 inches off on his height. Maybe the high heeled shoes.

 

[Nonerz]

All I can manage to say is...wow.