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Random Thoughts at the Gym
Damn that lil mofo can put up some weight! Oh hottie, bet she doesn’t shave though. I wonder if I would go to jail for nailing her. My damn head is cold. Should have waited till April to get the hair whacked off. Gas sucks! Oh damn what did I eat to cause that! 4 by 4 baby!! I wonder if I can get another set of 45’s to stick on that end? Nope! Oh well. Ouch. That did not feel right! My nuts are itchy I must remember to shave them. Why Cant **** realize that I am right about replacing X with Y to save $$! I want a Snickers bar and a Blow-Job! Why I don’t know? Fuck examining my life. Socrates can suck a fat weenie!
Random Thoughts on the Road
Oh the joy of the family sedan. Damn this stereo can kick it. Oh neat Cd player. Didn’t even see that when I bought it. I’m a retard. I need to get this thing scotch guarded before the baby poo starts flying around. Damn she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch with that lip job! That Mazda Protégé looks decent. AH! HA!!! Rice Boy!!! Decal this bitch!
Random Thoughts at the Grocery Store
Wow! She is cute, blonde, big boobs…woo and a great big ass! I would still make the climb up mount bootie and play trampoline on her though. Damn, forgot the Enfamil….Vroom…vroom. Beep. Aha! Copy of the Grinch Score! Ouch! Oh shit arm pain, right or left for a heart attack? My balls need shaved for God Sake! Get milk. Ha! Ha! Getting google eyes from chicks. Shorts in the winter. Hm… Get Sodas... Oh hell now that is just hair stylist gay if there ever was gay. Drop one in this aisle and run. Her someone go Oh my! What is wrong with the beef here? LOL!!! Silent but deadly strikes again. Zoom to the check out. Lips moving…talking…to me…and female. Says She liked Clinton as president. I’m thinking I could nail you in 30 minutes no problem. Oh well, got to lug this stuff home.
Random Thoughts in the Car Again
Not a lot of skin on main street with all the Coeds gone for the Holidays. This sucks, no real bobbies out here till spring. Woman crossing with son, hit brakes idiot. Oh shit, he isn’t her son, he is her man. That is the oldest short guy on the planet. I bet he plays bounce off those big old Dutch boobies of hers. Damn, this part of the country is polluted with big-tittied-semi-chubby-blonde chicks. Must be the Dutch, German backgrounds. I got some wiener schnitzel for ya! Oh she is cute, most people would call her plane, but I could make her look like a goddess in no time. I know what looks sexy. She could be all that with the right photographer. Bet she doesn’t do anal though. Ah…shit fucking oil trucks slow things down too much. That sunset is simply beautiful. Thank God someone finally cleaned up that half of a deer. Hey dick head stay in your own damn lane. Fuck. Damn those Amish kids look like something from Village of the Damned in their winter smocks. Oh boy, more horse shit to drive through.
Oh the Llamas! Hi Llamas!
Ah home……
Damn that lil mofo can put up some weight! Oh hottie, bet she doesn’t shave though. I wonder if I would go to jail for nailing her. My damn head is cold. Should have waited till April to get the hair whacked off. Gas sucks! Oh damn what did I eat to cause that! 4 by 4 baby!! I wonder if I can get another set of 45’s to stick on that end? Nope! Oh well. Ouch. That did not feel right! My nuts are itchy I must remember to shave them. Why Cant **** realize that I am right about replacing X with Y to save $$! I want a Snickers bar and a Blow-Job! Why I don’t know? Fuck examining my life. Socrates can suck a fat weenie!
Random Thoughts on the Road
Oh the joy of the family sedan. Damn this stereo can kick it. Oh neat Cd player. Didn’t even see that when I bought it. I’m a retard. I need to get this thing scotch guarded before the baby poo starts flying around. Damn she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch with that lip job! That Mazda Protégé looks decent. AH! HA!!! Rice Boy!!! Decal this bitch!
Random Thoughts at the Grocery Store
Wow! She is cute, blonde, big boobs…woo and a great big ass! I would still make the climb up mount bootie and play trampoline on her though. Damn, forgot the Enfamil….Vroom…vroom. Beep. Aha! Copy of the Grinch Score! Ouch! Oh shit arm pain, right or left for a heart attack? My balls need shaved for God Sake! Get milk. Ha! Ha! Getting google eyes from chicks. Shorts in the winter. Hm… Get Sodas... Oh hell now that is just hair stylist gay if there ever was gay. Drop one in this aisle and run. Her someone go Oh my! What is wrong with the beef here? LOL!!! Silent but deadly strikes again. Zoom to the check out. Lips moving…talking…to me…and female. Says She liked Clinton as president. I’m thinking I could nail you in 30 minutes no problem. Oh well, got to lug this stuff home.
Random Thoughts in the Car Again
Not a lot of skin on main street with all the Coeds gone for the Holidays. This sucks, no real bobbies out here till spring. Woman crossing with son, hit brakes idiot. Oh shit, he isn’t her son, he is her man. That is the oldest short guy on the planet. I bet he plays bounce off those big old Dutch boobies of hers. Damn, this part of the country is polluted with big-tittied-semi-chubby-blonde chicks. Must be the Dutch, German backgrounds. I got some wiener schnitzel for ya! Oh she is cute, most people would call her plane, but I could make her look like a goddess in no time. I know what looks sexy. She could be all that with the right photographer. Bet she doesn’t do anal though. Ah…shit fucking oil trucks slow things down too much. That sunset is simply beautiful. Thank God someone finally cleaned up that half of a deer. Hey dick head stay in your own damn lane. Fuck. Damn those Amish kids look like something from Village of the Damned in their winter smocks. Oh boy, more horse shit to drive through.
Oh the Llamas! Hi Llamas!
Ah home……
