Menstruating women suck

[the_clockwork]

I think that all women should go camping in the woods while menstruating during bear season. This would be a great analogical learning tool for mood stabilization and social awareness. Think about it. You wouldnt just throw the scent of blood around the camp with reckless abandon. That would be utter suicide. Using that rationale because it's mine and I always rule, it can be applied to the social dynamic of women on their periods. Much like camping in the woods a woman on her period should be sure to limit and regulate her bitch ass demenor.

For you dumb asses I have made the following analogies so you can understand:

Camping in the woods = Eating cheetos in your trailer home.

Scent of blood attracts bears = Chic has her period she superbitches non-stop.

Bear is attracted to blood scent and mauls everone in camp cause they are idiots. = Chic gets donkey punched in the colon for never shutting the f--k up.

Got it?

Men should be more like bears when women menstruate. For instance: I was going to meet a girlfriend the other day after being detained from more serious matters like playing video games and reloading ammo. So we're driving around going to this party. I simply asked her to make a left turn, then she suddenly flipped out about being controlled.

I said, "Just make a left turn here."

"YOU'RE SO CONTROLING!", she bellowed.

"...But that's where we needed to turn."

"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, F--K YOU, PATRIARCH!", she screamed in her loud shrieking demonic cackle.

I knew she was on her period because she left blood soaked coo-corks and super-absorbing military field dressings in every trash can in the house. So I immediately jammed the lit car cigarette lighter in her eye repeatedly as I laughed like a pirate. I'm not about to put up with that kind of shit from any bleeding bitch.

Sometimes you have to be the bear.

 

[Gymgurl]

Just build us a menstrual shed in the backyard......

 

[musclemom]

I think that all women should go camping in the woods while menstruating during bear season. This would be a great analogical learning tool for mood stabilization and social awareness. Think about it. You wouldnt just throw the scent of blood around the camp with reckless abandon. That would be utter suicide. Using that rationale because it's mine and I always rule, it can be applied to the social dynamic of women on their periods. Much like camping in the woods a woman on her period should be sure to limit and regulate her bitch ass demenor.

You know, my husband has never been QUITE so uh, outspoken (vicious) in his comments about the monthlies, but he had hinted that I'm a little intimidating. I don't turn into a shrieking harpy, but my temper gets really short.

I warn him, I tell him its coming, I tell him just give me space, it's not his fault, I feel like a peeled nerve and I don't like being this way but I can't take tranquilizers or be drunk for four days straight.

So we were just talking the other night and the subject of PMS came up and he said, "I get it now ... sometimes you just want to fucking put a hole through something ... just tell someone to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my way!" I said, yeah, that's about it. You have to understand, my husband is a very gentle soul, for him to want to run OVER the guy that just cut him off in the road, that's not him.

He's on HRT, on shots, so if circumstances should fall that he misses his shot by a day or two, he starts crashing, hard. And the day or two after he gets his shot, he can be a real asshole totally out of the blue.

PMS = Roid Rage.

 

[Smurfy]

I thought PMS goes away once you get your period. Isnt it like the week before getting your period that the bitchiness occurs?
I dont know. I dont get PMS symptoms really. Maybe a little bloating but that goes away as soon as it comes. Cramps, not hardly.

 

[gotmilk]

hook her up to the hose and flood her out....

 

[musclemom]

I thought PMS goes away once you get your period. Isnt it like the week before getting your period that the bitchiness occurs?
I dont know. I dont get PMS symptoms really. Maybe a little bloating but that goes away as soon as it comes. Cramps, not hardly.

Yeah, the operative word being PREmenstrual syndrome. My patience level just totally bottoms out and I've always gotten cramps for the first two days.

Mood is hormonally mediated, how bad your hormone levels climb and crash. Cramps are related to physical stuff to a degree, but if you have certain levels of some hormones higher or lower, they can affect that, too. What really sucks is your joints can get looser. Female athletes have higher rates of shoulder and knee joint injuries the week prior to their period.

 

[puddlemonkey]

You mean there are times of the month they aren't bitching?

 

[bw1]

You mean there are times of the month they aren't bitching?

That's what I was thinking

 

[heavy_duty]

Bitches Cycle:

Premenstrual
Menstrual
Postmenstrual

It's a no win for the guys!

 

[Powerbuilder333]

You're so wrong for saying that - yet so funny as well. Donkey punch to the colon -LMFAO!