Menstruating women suck

[heavy_duty]

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[GoldenDelicious]

i had this convo with one of my girlfriends the other day, who declared that she was acting like an absolute spaz bitch.

after growing up in my home town, tho, it was a bit like being Conan the Barbarian having a delicate little girl have a tiny fit in front of you. *she* thought she was a spaz. *I* thought it was very cute.

it was a strange day lol

 

[Creepusmaximus]

I think that all women should go camping in the woods while menstruating during bear season. This would be a great analogical learning tool for mood stabilization and social awareness. Think about it. You wouldnt just throw the scent of blood around the camp with reckless abandon. That would be utter suicide. Using that rationale because it's mine and I always rule, it can be applied to the social dynamic of women on their periods. Much like camping in the woods a woman on her period should be sure to limit and regulate her bitch ass demenor.

For you dumb asses I have made the following analogies so you can understand:

Camping in the woods = Eating cheetos in your trailer home.

Scent of blood attracts bears = Chic has her period she superbitches non-stop.

Bear is attracted to blood scent and mauls everone in camp cause they are idiots. = Chic gets donkey punched in the colon for never shutting the f--k up.

Got it?

Men should be more like bears when women menstruate. For instance: I was going to meet a girlfriend the other day after being detained from more serious matters like playing video games and reloading ammo. So we're driving around going to this party. I simply asked her to make a left turn, then she suddenly flipped out about being controlled.

I said, "Just make a left turn here."

"YOU'RE SO CONTROLING!", she bellowed.

"...But that's where we needed to turn."

"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, F--K YOU, PATRIARCH!", she screamed in her loud shrieking demonic cackle.

I knew she was on her period because she left blood soaked coo-corks and super-absorbing military field dressings in every trash can in the house. So I immediately jammed the lit car cigarette lighter in her eye repeatedly as I laughed like a pirate. I'm not about to put up with that kind of shit from any bleeding bitch.

Sometimes you have to be the bear.

Looks like we had a incident. LOL. Still fresh in his mind.
LOL.

 

[heavy_duty]

The poor things feel fat one day and skinny the next.
me? my pants fit the sam every day LOL not the wife ...man that would suck

 

[heavy_duty]

Or Monday is total bitch day then Wednesday they want to fuck like a rabbit

 

[stilleto]

I thought PMS goes away once you get your period. Isnt it like the week before getting your period that the bitchiness occurs?
I dont know. I dont get PMS symptoms really. Maybe a little bloating but that goes away as soon as it comes. Cramps, not hardly.

same with me.
my coworker (she might be my assistant but we aren't sure) just asked if i ever get my period. i said, yeah, once a month, why? she said i'm the most even tempered woman she's ever met.

i get slight cramps, take some tylenol, and forget it.
that's it.

i'm just so happy i have it and i'm not pregnant.

 

[needtogetaas]

my wifes a bitch all the time and twice as much when she is on the rag...

 

[heavy_duty]

OH you married my wifes twin?

 

[Jon79]

everyone

 

[Smurfy]

same with me.
my coworker (she might be my assistant but we aren't sure) just asked if i ever get my period. i said, yeah, once a month, why? she said i'm the most even tempered woman she's ever met.

i get slight cramps, take some tylenol, and forget it.
that's it.

i'm just so happy i have it and i'm not pregnant.

yeah a lot of things can be eliminated simply by not focusing on them. i hardly get cramps even. if i do, i hardly notice it. but i guess everyone is different. some people get intense & painful cramping every month. i heard some people even call off work or dont go to the gym because of it. i've just never experienced it like that. thankfully.