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Men's Warehouse... my experience

slat1

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So I went to get a few suits today.
There were three smoking hot girls working.
A blonde, a brunette (HOT) and an Asian girl (so hot I almost took my pants off for no reason).
I asked for extra room in the jacket since I had lost about 20lbs in the last couple months.
They said it was great I lost it. I told them is was due to surgery on my leg and spraining my thumb.
They asked how I did both.
Figuring I would never see them again I told them.
I hurt my thumb after I got in a fist fight because someone smashed an accoustic guitar over my head.
I had surgery on my leg because someone hit me with a wood folding table during a fight and it got infected.
They seemed strangely intrigued.
Then they told me I could pick everything up tomorrow.
So now I have to face everyone again! LOL at me!
I am such a loser!
 
KillahBee said:
You know as well as I do that chicks dig the bad boy fighter dude.

Fuck the asian and mail me her panties
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OMG the Asian girl was so hot.
About 5'9 to 5'10. Lanky with a good C cup.
She kind of reminded me of that Xion Flux cartoon.
She sort of leaned back a little posture wise with those killer boobs just propped up.
Great smile too.
I totally would have traded a Karoke machine for her when she was 14.
 
slat1 said:
So I went to get a few suits today.
There were three smoking hot girls working.
A blonde, a brunette (HOT) and an Asian girl (so hot I almost took my pants off for no reason).
I asked for extra room in the jacket since I had lost about 20lbs in the last couple months.
They said it was great I lost it. I told them is was due to surgery on my leg and spraining my thumb.
They asked how I did both.
Figuring I would never see them again I told them.
I hurt my thumb after I got in a fist fight because someone smashed an accoustic guitar over my head.
I had surgery on my leg because someone hit me with a wood folding table during a fight and it got infected.
They seemed strangely intrigued.
Then they told me I could pick everything up tomorrow.
So now I have to face everyone again! LOL at me!
I am such a loser!
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Healother should print this out. Memorize it word for word. Then, go to menswear house.
 
Oh and she had LONG strait hair. It was perfect.
You know that length where you can totally just picture yourself getting drunk and using it to choke them out during sex!
Her shirt was so tight they probably should have administerd some Oxygen to me from hyperventilating when I looked at her...
 
Your story reminds of the scene from the movie "Goodfellas" where Ray Liota's character pistol whips that jerk for being rude to the girl he would end up marrying, then hands the bloody gun to her and tells her to hide it. Her thoughts clearly illustrated this phenomena that is true of many women.

I was no different when I was young.

Now, I would be mortified. LOL
 
slat1 said:
Oh and she had LONG strait hair. It was perfect.
You know that length where you can totally just picture yourself getting drunk and using it to choke them out during sex!
Her shirt was so tight they probably should have administerd some Oxygen to me from hyperventilating when I looked at her...
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Dude, I was hooking up with a chick at Tryst and she yelled at me cause I pulled her hair.

What a nerd
 
KillahBee said:
Dude, I was hooking up with a chick at Tryst and she yelled at me cause I pulled her hair.

What a nerd
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I was at a bar Sunday morning and the bartender (who was hot) said "what can I do you for?"

I said "I would like a vodka tonic and for you to choke me a little"

She just said "well here is the vodka tonic"

I should probably never drink. I told three girls I was going to have sex with them then put them through my wood chipper after.
They hung out with me all night after that. They were awesome. Never did put them through the wood chipper though...
 
slat1 said:
I was at a bar Sunday morning and the bartender (who was hot) said "what can I do you for?"

I said "I would like a vodka tonic and for you to choke me a little"

She just said "well here is the vodka tonic"

I should probably never drink. I told three girls I was going to have sex with them then put them through my wood chipper after.
They hung out with me all night after that. They were awesome. Never did put them through the wood chipper though...
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Well then - that makes you a liar.
 
slat1 said:
I was at a bar Sunday morning and the bartender (who was hot) said "what can I do you for?"

I said "I would like a vodka tonic and for you to choke me a little"

She just said "well here is the vodka tonic"

I should probably never drink. I told three girls I was going to have sex with them then put them through my wood chipper after.
They hung out with me all night after that. They were awesome. Never did put them through the wood chipper though...
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:lmao:

Something tells me that if you, me and the Old Grump ever got a chance to hang out at the Men's Club.... there would be story to talk for YEARS.
 
slat1 said:
I was at a bar Sunday morning and the bartender (who was hot) said "what can I do you for?"

I said "I would like a vodka tonic and for you to choke me a little"

She just said "well here is the vodka tonic"

I should probably never drink. I told three girls I was going to have sex with them then put them through my wood chipper after.
They hung out with me all night after that. They were awesome. Never did put them through the wood chipper though...
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We need to get together sometime maing.

I told another girl at the blackjack table that the only difference between love and physical pain is that one of them involves lies. She left immediately. Then I got thrown off a fucking Casino War table cause I called the dealer a "fuck"
 
KillahBee said:
Dude, I was hooking up with a chick at Tryst and she yelled at me cause I pulled her hair.

What a nerd
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My buddy and I got a girl fired from the Spearmint Rhino.
I told her if she could find 50 pills her and the other strippers could party in our room for free all night at the Venetian.
She asked some guy at the club and he told the manager! LOL.
They pretty much had two bouncers drag her out and throw her on the curb.
Her friends came back anyway.
I love LV and strippers... :p
 
KillahBee said:
Dude, I was hooking up with a chick at Tryst and she yelled at me cause I pulled her hair.

What a nerd
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A lot of bitches wear hair extensions when they go to places like vegas. So, they can't get their hair pulled on.



I knew a porn star who liked her hair pulled (of course) but she wore extensions. So, you could just tug it....


2zzlqia-3.jpg
 
slat1 said:
My buddy and I got a girl fired from the Spearmint Rhino.
I told her if she could find 50 pills her and the other strippers could party in our room for free all night at the Venetian.
She asked some guy at the club and he told the manager! LOL.
They pretty much had two bouncers drag her out and throw her on the curb.
Her friends came back anyway.
I love LV and strippers... :p
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I can't even make comments on how amazingly perfect the girls in that place are. It's so far above any strip club on earth. Your head is on a fucking swivel as another perfect 10 walks by you every 2 seconds.

I wanted to punch my cock out when I was in that place.
 
KillahBee said:
We need to get together sometime maing.

I told another girl at the blackjack table that the only difference between love and physical pain is that one of them involves lies. She left immediately. Then I got thrown off a fucking Casino War table cause I called the dealer a "fuck"
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I got so wasted I was walking through the casino at 4am and this smoking hot black chick said "hey, how are you doing?"
I gave her a dirty look and kept walking.
My buddy said "pretty hot hooker huh?"
I spent the rest of the morning trying to find her.
Times like that make me think I drink too much.
Of course before I decide to pay for one of those I should probably dig that hole in the desert and get the extra carpet to roll her up in.
I have never been good at planning ahead you know.
 
I didn't know slat was cool.
 
KillahBee said:
I can't even make comments on how amazingly perfect the girls in that place are. It's so far above any strip club on earth. Your head is on a fucking swivel as another perfect 10 walks by you every 2 seconds.

I wanted to punch my cock out when I was in that place.
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There was a 5'10 185lb girl that worked there.
She was essentially built like a Playboy model just taller.
She danced for me a few times and then told me she wanted to fight me.
Apparently, she was in Japan for two years training as a K1 fighter. Then Thailand for another year.
I kind of pictured being in one of those thigh locks where my face was in her couch but I was in mad pain.
She said it would have been more like her beating the shit out of me.
I decided I didn't need to get the shit beaten out of me by some really hot broad.
To this day I still regret that decision.
The girls at that club rock.
The first time I went there I sat down and this Asian stripper walked right up and handed me her number.
That never happens to me.
She was insane.
After a wild weekend she called me before the plane boarded and wanted to have phone sex. I couldn't say shit with all the people around me.
Needless to say she said what ever she wanted and I had to board the plane with a raging hard on.
 
slat1 said:
So I went to get a few suits today.
There were three smoking hot girls working.
A blonde, a brunette (HOT) and an Asian girl (so hot I almost took my pants off for no reason).
I asked for extra room in the jacket since I had lost about 20lbs in the last couple months.
They said it was great I lost it. I told them is was due to surgery on my leg and spraining my thumb.
They asked how I did both.
Figuring I would never see them again I told them.
I hurt my thumb after I got in a fist fight because someone smashed an accoustic guitar over my head.
I had surgery on my leg because someone hit me with a wood folding table during a fight and it got infected.
They seemed strangely intrigued.
Then they told me I could pick everything up tomorrow.
So now I have to face everyone again! LOL at me!
I am such a loser!
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youre the most interesting guy to walk into the place in a year and you think its a problem? LOL

oh. you were right about the black eye thing. I let the mofo hang out and I had idiot girls try touch it all night. cooooool lol
 
slat1 said:
I was at a bar Sunday morning and the bartender (who was hot) said "what can I do you for?"

I said "I would like a vodka tonic and for you to choke me a little"

She just said "well here is the vodka tonic"

...
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:FRlol:
 
all the whey said:
A lot of bitches wear hair extensions when they go to places like vegas. So, they can't get their hair pulled on.



I knew a porn star who liked her hair pulled (of course) but she wore extensions. So, you could just tug it....


2zzlqia-3.jpg
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This was the wig that the chick had on. I pulled it off, then pulled the regular hair. Fucking broad, me pulling her hair should have been the last thing she was concerned about.

4si7wk.jpg
 
KillahBee said:
This was the wig that the chick had on. I pulled it off, then pulled the regular hair. Fucking broad, me pulling her hair should have been the last thing she was concerned about.

4si7wk.jpg
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It looks like her name started with TS.... LOL
 
I told a gay dood on Sunday that if I was gay I would do the guy that looked like the hottest chick.
He told me I couldn't be gay.
Oh, he told me I was masturbation worthy...
I am not sure how I feel about that.
I have sat in the bottom of my shower trying to scrub some odd feeling off every day since then though.
 
Okay.
I am about to go pick up my stuff.
Hopefully its busy so everyone doesn't stare at me like the moron I am.
This could be really embarrassing.
Probably not as embarrassed as most guys would be wearing the peach colored shirt I have on but still...
 
It was pretty uneventfull.
I walked in and the blonde said hello to me by name.
Some tall black doooood was working some game on her so I let him do his thing and had some short portly guy get my stuff.
The smoking Asian girl was not there.
The brunette was but she did not see me.
When my stuff was ready the blonde said good luck at your interview etc and "try not to get in too much trouble"
That must have been the key phrase because all of a sudden the portly guy couldn't talk and looked nervous.
The black guy looked and had this "oh shit that is the guy" look on his face.
Still the brunette had no clue I was there. I would have gone across the store and said hello but she had a jacket on and her boobs were covered so there was no prize for doing it.
At least the blonde was smiling the whole time.
I think she was Uncle Slat's Hot (HC) Cock out of curiosity.
 
slat1 said:
It was pretty uneventfull.
I walked in and the blonde said hello to me by name.
Some tall black doooood was working some game on her so I let him do his thing and had some short portly guy get my stuff.
The smoking Asian girl was not there.
The brunette was but she did not see me.
When my stuff was ready the blonde said good luck at your interview etc and "try not to get in too much trouble"
That must have been the key phrase because all of a sudden the portly guy couldn't talk and looked nervous.
The black guy looked and had this "oh shit that is the guy" look on his face.
Still the brunette had no clue I was there. I would have gone across the store and said hello but she had a jacket on and her boobs were covered so there was no prize for doing it.
At least the blonde was smiling the whole time.
I think she was Uncle Slat's Hot (HC) Cock out of curiosity.
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nice bor. i buy my suites from there as wel and there is always hot chickes working there
 
fvck this bullshit
I have a ukraine brothel story to share soon
 
slat1 said:
OMG the Asian girl was so hot.
About 5'9 to 5'10. Lanky with a good C cup.
She kind of reminded me of that Xion Flux cartoon.
She sort of leaned back a little posture wise with those killer boobs just propped up.
Great smile too.
I totally would have traded a Karoke machine for her when she was 14.
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olololololkiolololololololololololololololololoolo
 
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