I never feel ignored. In my house, it's typically the other way around. I keep to myself too much I guess.Angel said:you should make this in reverse
PuddleMonkey said:Never. But that's because I neglect/ignore them, which in turn they always feel the need to be validated so they give me endless amounts of attention hoping to get some out of me. Stupid whores.
So is this why my husband is always showering me with attention? Because I dont give enough attention to him, and so he needs to feel validated and he gives me endless amounts of attention in return?PuddleMonkey said:Never. But that's because I neglect/ignore them, which in turn they always feel the need to be validated so they give me endless amounts of attention hoping to get some out of me. Stupid whores.
Smurfy said:So is this why my husband is always showering me with attention? Because I dont give enough attention to him, and so he needs to feel validated and he gives me endless amounts of attention in return?
are you implying I post too much?PuddleMonkey said:The answer is in your post count.
Smurfy said:are you implying I post too much?
i met my husband on this board.
PuddleMonkey said:jh1 thinks you post too much, I like it when you post
I know you met him here. He doesn't pressure you to not be on-line does he? Reminds of the girls who meet a guy in a scummy club and then gets pissed when he continues to go to scummy clubs.
Smurfy said:no he doesnt pressure me to not be online. lol when he wants to be "all up ons" as he calls it, he'll lay on my (i sit here on the floor) lap or if I'm really lucky, he'll take his dick out and rub it on the screen of my laptop - to garner some attention. And then we both laugh LMAO and I tell him he's fuckin gross. And then he runs away giggling and acting like a spaz. That's what it's like over here.
jnev - clingy is bad.
Smurfy said:no he doesnt pressure me to not be online. lol when he wants to be "all up ons" as he calls it, he'll lay on my (i sit here on the floor) lap or if I'm really lucky, he'll take his dick out and rub it on the screen of my laptop - to garner some attention. And then we both laugh LMAO and I tell him he's fuckin gross. And then he runs away giggling and acting like a spaz. That's what it's like over here.
I don't like physical violence.PuddleMonkey said:lol, I'd laugh. Then I'd punch him in the cock!
lol! wtfSmurfy said:no he doesnt pressure me to not be online. lol when he wants to be "all up ons" as he calls it, he'll lay on my (i sit here on the floor) lap or if I'm really lucky, he'll take his dick out and rub it on the screen of my laptop - to garner some attention. And then we both laugh LMAO and I tell him he's fuckin gross. And then he runs away giggling and acting like a spaz. That's what it's like over here.
jnev - clingy is bad.
Smurfy said:I don't like physical violence.
there's a difference between rough sex and physical violence.PuddleMonkey said:You like it rough, you don't have to pretend here, we're all friends.
Smurfy said:there's a difference between rough sex and physical violence.
what

Scotsman said:Going off the possesive form of you question; I don't currently own a woman but if I did I am sure it would be quite often.
Cheers,
Scotsman

Smurfy said:no he doesnt pressure me to not be online. lol when he wants to be "all up ons" as he calls it, he'll lay on my (i sit here on the floor) lap or if I'm really lucky, he'll take his dick out and rub it on the screen of my laptop - to garner some attention. And then we both laugh LMAO and I tell him he's fuckin gross. And then he runs away giggling and acting like a spaz. That's what it's like over here.
jnev - clingy is bad.

lol lumburg is awsomeSmurfy said:no he doesnt pressure me to not be online. lol when he wants to be "all up ons" as he calls it, he'll lay on my (i sit here on the floor) lap or if I'm really lucky, he'll take his dick out and rub it on the screen of my laptop - to garner some attention. And then we both laugh LMAO and I tell him he's fuckin gross. And then he runs away giggling and acting like a spaz. That's what it's like over here.
jnev - clingy is bad.
lmao!!Grumpy Old Man said:I put my balls on BM's arm last night, didn't work out for me too well..... BUT, she couldn't type for a couple seconds so everyone got a break.
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Smurfy said:lmao!!
lumberg does really goofy shit. since he pretty much remains naked at all times while at home (my son is away for the summer), he uses this to his advantage. he will often come up to me and put his flaccid penis in the crook of my arm and then I bend my arm and flex my bicep to squish his junk lol he gets a kick out of that. and when i wont play along, he put his flaccid penis on his laptop and then shuts the top and goes "look. look. look at this. im squishing my junk in my laptop. are you looking?"

lmao you and Lumberg should go bowling.Grumpy Old Man said:Well, she is naked all day and all night. BUT, once again, is posting 19 or 20 hrs a day on EF healthy? Is there some disease you can get from thinking about all this stuff? I used to get laid a few times a day, now she types naked and I just bring her food and drink so she doesn't die while typing.
So having my huge lawn gnome balls on her arm upset her cause, as always, she had a couple thousand words to type in reply to some earth or universe saving thought.
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Smurfy said:So is this why my husband is always showering me with attention? Because I dont give enough attention to him, and so he needs to feel validated and he gives me endless amounts of attention in return?
yeah that's what I thought.KillahBee said:No, he's just a huge pussy.
Smurfy said:yeah that's what I thought.
Smurfy said:lmao you and Lumberg should go bowling.

Grumpy Old Man said:Bro, Come to TX, I can sell ya or even rent ya a couple. No money down long term leases also available!
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exactly, or me being an asshole for no reason, just about the same thing though. otherwise, she is great.Lestat said:From time to time, usually its all good and I know if I do feel that way its me being needy, not her.
Scotsman said:Is this a new or used dealership?
Cheers,
Scotsman


Smurfy said:lmao!!
lumberg does really goofy shit. since he pretty much remains naked at all times while at home (my son is away for the summer), he uses this to his advantage. he will often come up to me and put his flaccid penis in the crook of my arm and then I bend my arm and flex my bicep to squish his junk lol he gets a kick out of that. and when i wont play along, he put his flaccid penis on his laptop and then shuts the top and goes "look. look. look at this. im squishing my junk in my laptop. are you looking?"
and he is on the couch and I am in the bed alone, fuming, trying to sleep.... cut to 2:30AM I am wide awake listening to him snoring beside me.... so I awoke and serfed the web till 5AM.
ttention.Smurfy said:How often do you feel like you're not getting enough attention?
I had this conversation with Lumberg yesterday in fact. I told him he wasnt very good at getting what he wants, unless what he wants is for me to be annoyed by him. I said if you want physical closeness, do it in a way that is pleasureable for both of us. But acting like a bafoon continually after I calmly explain that Im not all that amused, only perpetuates my "non-amusement" which then boils into irritation at which time I don't want you near me.BIKINIMOM said:Moral of the story: if you want your wife's attention then simply ASK for it like a normal person. Pissing her off and dissing her afterwards will get you the couch... notttention.
Smurfy said:for the record, im totally being ignored right now while he's busy on a conference call. and he made me turn down the TV so he could hear on the phone and Im trying to watch Dateline wtf
Smurfy said:for the record, im totally being ignored right now while he's busy on a conference call. and he made me turn down the TV so he could hear on the phone and Im trying to watch Dateline wtf
i get ignored all the time toomightymouse69 said:Jon69 ignores me often.
Smurfy said:I had this conversation with Lumberg yesterday in fact. I told him he wasnt very good at getting what he wants, unless what he wants is for me to be annoyed by him. I said if you want physical closeness, do it in a way that is pleasureable for both of us. But acting like a bafoon continually after I calmly explain that Im not all that amused, only perpetuates my "non-amusement" which then boils into irritation at which time I don't want you near me.
Good thing is, he totally understood.
Smurfy said:for the record, im totally being ignored right now while he's busy on a conference call. and he made me turn down the TV so he could hear on the phone and Im trying to watch Dateline wtf
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