Men are Pigs, Women are Insane...

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All women are sluts. They're just after money and cock.

that too,lol

 

[Raptorex]

All they want to do is sucker some poor man into marrying them. Then they'll get fat, stop giving head, and cheat on them all the time. Those bitches are scandalous!

#1) They will get fat - I would say "out of shape"
#2) Stop giving head - Best case is more teeth for sure
#3) Cheat on them - Anything for a Bon Bon

 

[Frisky]

If the guy isn't a pig, he gets no play.

I second that!

Who the hell wants the good guy when you can have the guy, that comes home to you with lipstick on his collar, calls you his ho in public, slaps you around a bit, and has a vip card to Mamma's house of hookers?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I second that!

Who the hell wants the good guy when you can have the guy, that comes home to you with lipstick on his collar, calls you his ho in public, slaps you around a bit, and has a vip card to Mamma's house of hookers?

Sadly that's how it is. If it wasn't, then we would be calling you women sane.

 

[Raina]

I used to think that after all these years of being in a sucky relationship that I'd want a good one. Now I'm not so sure. I think being miserable is actually kind of fun. It's more challenging to put yourself in an unhappy situation and try to stay sane.

I hope that when next I meet someone special they break my arm within the first month. I think that's my new standard.

 

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I used to think that after all these years of being in a sucky relationship that I'd want a good one. Now I'm not so sure. I think being miserable is actually kind of fun. It's more challenging to put yourself in an unhappy situation and try to stay sane.

I hope that when next I meet someone special they break my arm within the first month. I think that's my new standard.

lol@a broken arm

 

[Frisky]

Sadly that's how it is. If it wasn't, then we would be calling you women sane.

So you know what you have to do now don't you?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I used to think that after all these years of being in a sucky relationship that I'd want a good one. Now I'm not so sure. I think being miserable is actually kind of fun. It's more challenging to put yourself in an unhappy situation and try to stay sane.

I hope that when next I meet someone special they break my arm within the first month. I think that's my new standard.

Not only will I break your arm.... I'll break your heart, your will, and your bank account too.

 

[Raina]

**Compound fracture preferred**

I've always wanted to see the inside of my ulna.

 

[Frisky]

Not only will I break your arm.... I'll break your heart, your will, and your bank account too.

You're perfect!