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[binö]

yayayay@!!!!
as of april 15, I am a Federal Employee!!!!!!!!!
having past a rigours background check and drug test, it's offical...i really had to jump thru hoops, i have some sins in my closet from a reckless youth.


i wanna smoke drugs now

 

[Bikini Mod]

Congratulations. I hope this position brings you the happiness and direction that you were searching for.

 

[gotmilk]

mail carrier?

 

[binö]

Congratulations. I hope this position brings you the happiness and direction that you were searching for.

no, it proly won't
but the money is pretty good, so i'll be able to swath myself in phony material items!!!

 

[PICK3]

yayayay@!!!!
as of april 15, I am a Federal Employee!!!!!!!!!
having past a rigours background check and drug test, it's offical...i really had to jump thru hoops, i have some sins in my closet from a reckless youth.


i wanna smoke drugs now

Congrats!

What's the position?

 

[Smurfy]

yayayay@!!!!
as of april 15, I am a Federal Employee!!!!!!!!!
having past a rigours background check and drug test, it's offical...i really had to jump thru hoops, i have some sins in my closet from a reckless youth.


i wanna smoke drugs now

what exactly will your position be? federal employee can mean a lot of things

 

[Cal_21]

Congrats!

 

[jackangel]

Department of Taint Inspection?

 

[Bikini Mod]

no, it proly won't
but the money is pretty good, so i'll be able to swath myself in phony material items!!!

money is a good thing LOL

 

[alien amp pharm]

rnch get you hired as his coworker?

 

[Big Rick Rock]

money is a good thing LOL

It can make you feel good sometimes.

 

[puddlemonkey]

i'll be able to swath myself in phony material items!!!

Thats what life is about! Don't let women convince you its about love and companionship and all that bullshit. They just want your phony material items!!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Government job = better paying welfare, but you do have to get up early each morning. Except for all the made-up holidays they seem to create.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Congratulation gambini!

thats awesome

 

[Bikini Mod]

It can make you feel good sometimes.

I know it has been tickling my fancy as of late.

 

[-SD-]

he might mean that because he pays taxes on april 15 that he is "working for the government" for xxx amount of time to regain that money back because of the taxes he owed
lololol

 

[stilleto]

congrats!!!

Narcotics division?

 

[Bikini Mod]

he might mean that because he pays taxes on april 15 that he is "working for the government" for xxx amount of time to regain that money back because of the taxes he owed
lololol

GOOD ONE!!!

 

[binö]

what exactly will your position be? federal employee can mean a lot of things

 

[-SD-]

too bad your pay is fuck all

 

[binö]

too bad your pay is fuck all

i can look to take home about 40k working april-oct
for a yearly net of around 70k, combined with my other earnings
not too bad

 

[c00per]

CONGRATS Bino

 

[Mavafanculo]

CONGRATS Bino

lolo

 

[-SD-]

i can look to take home about 40k working april-oct
for a yearly net of around 70k, combined with my other earnings
not too bad

How do you figure:
GS-4 step 1 = 23k per year
http://www.fedjobs.com/pay/pay.html

 

[bw1]

CONGRATS Bino

ololoooolololol

 

[Lestat]

what position dude?

 

[silverstar1025]

CONGRATS Bino

LOL!! I would buy your calendar Bino lol CONGRATS!

 

[-SD-]

what position dude?

reverse cowgirl

 

[binö]

 

[Smurfy]

Chippendales

that sounds kind of sexy.

will you be local? or do you have to relocate?

 

[-SD-]

sweet rob

 

[binö]

that sounds kind of sexy.

will you be local? or do you have to relocate?

Nevada

 

[PICK3]

How do you figure:
GS-4 step 1 = 23k per year
http://www.fedjobs.com/pay/pay.html

+ 24 hour shifts of overtime

 

[Lestat]

nice man, fighting fires sounds like fun..

gs-4 is sort of low on the pay end right? 30K or so?

 

[binö]

nice man, fighting fires sounds like fun..

gs-4 is sort of low on the pay end right? 30K or so?

it's lower end but not the absolute low
hot shot crews are in the thick of things and they get hazard pay
plus sheetloads of OT...you are living in the woods basically.
so i'll take home most of everything

 

[Smurfy]

Nevada

no shit? you're up and moving out of the god damn frozen tundra?

 

[binö]

no shit? you're up and moving out of the god damn frozen tundra?

looks like so

 

[Smurfy]

looks like so

i liked you better as a midwesterner

 

[binö]

i liked you better as a midwesterner

you sold out the midwest when you didn't meat me at memorial park

 

[swole]

i can look to take home about 40k working april-oct
for a yearly net of around 70k, combined with my other earnings
not too bad

congrats man, have fun out in nevada! you gonna be near vegas?

not to be a dick, but you're NETTING 70k? doing what exactly?

and this job will give you 40k take home? so you're saying you will be grossing 65K?

 

[binö]

congrats man, have fun out in nevada! you gonna be near vegas?

not to be a dick, but you're NETTING 70k? doing what exactly?

and this job will give you 40k take home? so you're saying you will be grossing 65K?

bro i suck at financial shit
i meant before taxes
i'll be earning money up untill april so i'll have two incomes for the year 2008
does that make sense?

 

[ceo]

congrats. be safe.

 

[Lestat]

bro i suck at financial shit
i meant before taxes
i'll be earning money up untill april so i'll have two incomes for the year 2008
does that make sense?

gotcha.

if you can gross 70K that aint bad at all.

 

[swole]

bro i suck at financial shit
i meant before taxes
i'll be earning money up untill april so i'll have two incomes for the year 2008
does that make sense?

yessir

nice deal man, so how do you feel about moving?

 

[binö]

yessir

nice deal man, so how do you feel about moving?

gov't housing
and it's not really a "real" move
i'll not being moving any furniture/book shelves/appliances
def not a job for the family type

 

[BlueBird]

Congratulations Bino!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Are you chea... er I mean thrifty? I think its a prerequisite to be a fireman or a police officer.

 

[chewyxrage]

congrats dude, don't get killed 'n shit

 

[mrplunkey]

Grats!

Be careful!

Oh, and remember... Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

 

[-SD-]

Your take home pay=
$50,722
based on
FICA 6.2%
Medicare 1.45%
Federal Income Tax rate of $4386 + 25% of (70,000-31,850)

 

[PICK3]

Your take home pay=
$50,722
based on
FICA 6.2%
Medicare 1.45%
Federal Income Tax rate of $4386 + 25% of (70,000-31,850)

Where'd you get that figure for a GS-04?

Like I said, he'll probably double his base salary with OT, and like he said $70k is possible.

 

[-SD-]

Where'd you get that figure for a GS-04?

Like I said, he'll probably double his base salary with OT, and like he said $70k is possible.

has nothing to dowith gs-04, strictly based on taxable wage income from a job, doesnt matter where

 

[needtogetarmy]

A step 1 GS-04 makes under 24K: $23,475

Office of Personnel Management - Pay Scale for GS Positions for 2008

http://www.opm.gov/oca/08tables/html/gs.asp

Congrats on the job Bino!

 

[Lestat]

A step 1 GS-04 makes under 24K: $23,475

Office of Personnel Management - Pay Scale for GS Positions for 2008

http://www.opm.gov/oca/08tables/html/gs.asp

Congrats on the job Bino!

lol @ people thinking the "TAKE HOME" is anywhere near 50K. Do people not understand what take home means?

 

[javaguru]

A step 1 GS-04 makes under 24K: $23,475

Office of Personnel Management - Pay Scale for GS Positions for 2008

http://www.opm.gov/oca/08tables/html/gs.asp

Congrats on the job Bino!

My buddy was hitting a Fed Marshal chick and she's been on the payroll for a few years, barely getting by in Chicago.

 

[Lestat]

overtime is taxed at the supplemental rate right?

 

[gotmilk]

If they throw you from a plane, does that count as fire retardant?

 

[rnch]

bino passed a drug test?

 

[binö]

bino passed a drug test?

bullshit i tell ya.
i can outrun, outlift, and out-healthy eat the majority of fatty americans yet i enjoy to get a weed buzz on...wtf is the big deal?
anyway, yeah i passed it, without even cheating!

 

[rnch]

jes' effin' wid ja, bra

 

[binö]

Where'd you get that figure for a GS-04?

Like I said, he'll probably double his base salary with OT, and like he said $70k is possible.

OT plus hazard pay, the shit stacks up!
and for the record, i thought this was clarified, i hope to pull down 70k with money from this job, and money from my current work...so the 70k is not from just fighting fire!!

 

[jnevin]

congrats!!!

Narcotics division?

as a tester

Congrats Bino. You've been working on this for a while. Glad it's paid off.

You fuck.

 

[rnch]

rnch get you hired as his coworker?

my agency hasn't hired any Pale Males in a long time

 

[alien amp pharm]

That sounds like a pretty neat job Bino, plus you get to keep in shape and be outdoors, right? Cool!

How dangerous/demanding is it?

 

[Longhorn85]

Bueracrat!

 

[nefertiti]

That's pretty hot (pun not intended). Good for you, Bino.

 

[xrsist]

congrats bro

 

[binö]

That sounds like a pretty neat job Bino, plus you get to keep in shape and be outdoors, right? Cool!

How dangerous/demanding is it?

it's proly something you'd dig.
a lotta rustic living, good outdoor work/labor.
i'm sure there is a level of danger to it, i've read about peeps dying, but it's not that extreme...for instance, the recent san diego fires no fire personnel were killed, and that was huge.
it's a stepping stone to a city dept position i hope

 

[jnevin]

You're going to get fireman poon.

 

[rnch]

You're going to get fireman poon.

think so?