Me smart.

[jnevin]

At the ticket counter last night:

Cashier: Hi guys, how are you tonight?

Me: Nothing.

Cashier: *confused* OK... What's up?

Me: *thinking about which movie to see* Good.

Cashier: *after giving us tickets* Enjoy the movie.

Me: You too.


This is not an isolated incident. I do shit like this all the time. WTF is my problem?

 

[jestros]

LOL, I dont know whats your problem, I am afflicted with the same disease.

Probably had something to do with thinking too much/not paying attention to your surroundings

 

[feisty11975]

Ditto!! Do stupid shit like this all the time!!

 

[samoth]

That's totally me.


Hell, I walked into a wall the other day because I was thinking about something and not paying attention to anything or where I was going. Luckily, I was in the physics building, so no one said anything or even laughed. It's not all that uncommon there, lol.

 

[jnevin]

LOL, I dont know whats your problem, I am afflicted with the same disease.

Probably had something to do with thinking too much/not paying attention to your surroundings

I swear that every damn time I get on a flight the people at the ticket counter tell me to have a nice flight. Without fail, "You too" comes out of my mouth. I know it's coming every time and still do it. I'm not dumb, I hope, I just don't get why I do this so much.

 

[Lestat]

its funny as shit when people do that.. I never have, but I can see how it happens.. just an instinct or reaction to say "you too"

shows how insincere people are.... like when you cook someone dinner, they take a bite and say "this is good!" its the same shit, they are gonna say that no matter what.

 

[jestros]

I swear that every damn time I get on a flight the people at the ticket counter tell me to have a nice flight. Without fail, "You too" comes out of my mouth. I know it's coming every time and still do it. I'm not dumb, I hope, I just don't get why I do this so much.

NO SHIT!!! I've fucked up the "you too" times beyond counting, whether it's "have a nice flight" or "enjoy the movie" my mouth opens and out pops "you too" before I can tell myself to shut the fuck up!

 

[jerkbox]

smells like downs syndrome

 

[feisty11975]

its funny as shit when people do that.. I never have, but I can see how it happens.. just an instinct or reaction to say "you too"

shows how insincere people are.... like when you cook someone dinner, they take a bite and say "this is good!" its the same shit, they are gonna say that no matter what.

I recently cooked dinner for a friend and after 1 bite he says "Will you marry me?" not this is good!! LOL

 

[jnevin]

I recently cooked dinner for a friend and after 1 bite he says "Will you marry me?" not this is good!! LOL

You should have said "You too"

 

[feisty11975]

You should have said "You too"

LOL

 

[H_T_]

i do it at the drive thru- enjoy your meal........uhhhhh, duuuuurrrr, you too..........

 

[gab9681]

I do that all the time at restaurants. When the waiter says "Enjoy your meal" I almost always reply with a "You too".

 

[H_T_]

I do that all the time at restaurants. When the waiter says "Enjoy your meal" I almost always reply with a "You too".

lol.

 

[jnevin]

I do that all the time at restaurants. When the waiter says "Enjoy your meal" I almost always reply with a "You too".

The best part about doing shit like that is the rush of blood to your ears and the unnecessary feeling of shame that prevents eye contact with the person you said it to. Like no one has ever done that before.

Another thing I do a lot is, I'll trip over absolutely nothing and know it was nothing. Alone or in front of people I look back to see the nothing that caused the stumble. It's pronounced doomass.

 

[feisty11975]

Another thing I do a lot is, I'll trip over absolutely nothing and know it was nothing. Alone or in front of people I look back to see the nothing that caused the stumble. It's pronounced doomass.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]






Just blame it on the bump on the floor. I think we are twins!!! LOL