me, and plastic surgery

[GoldenDelicious]

tonight i was at a hotel room with some relo's of mine who were having a bit of a party, and i saw a cousin i hadnt seen in a few months, who happens to be a doctor. anyway, as it turns out, he's just been offered a job training as a plastic surgeon so while we were both bitching about how annoying love handles and abdominal fat were, and how theyre just a travesty, he says "you know, i could do that if you like" so i say "what do you mean, if i like?" and he sayd "well, i can set it up for you, wont cost you a thing, and the guy i work with is one of australias elite plastic surgeons. you can even stay awake, and tell us to take more or less away from a particular area"

tell you what, it kinda makes you think hard about it...

 

[Lumberg]

FOR Free?

Why not??

 

[KillahBee]

I am sure it would make you think. But I could not live with myself if I did that. I would lose too much respect for myself. It's too easy.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

FOR Free?

Why not??

free. as in free free. free!

now ive never been anti plastic surgery, i figure, eh, you wanna do it, do it! but never really considered it for myself

then this out of nowhere...lol

ah well.

killa, i dont know about you but im a NATTY BBer, theres nothing bloody easy about what i do! quite the opposite, actually

anyway...

 

[KillahBee]

free. as in free free. free!

now ive never been anti plastic surgery, i figure, eh, you wanna do it, do it! but never really considered it for myself

then this out of nowhere...lol

ah well.

killa, i dont know about you but im a NATTY BBer, theres nothing bloody easy about what i do! quite the opposite, actually

anyway...

I am also natty, but I would still feel ashamed doing it. But that's just me, I am in this for more than the looks, I like the challenge. But shit, I'm not gonna damn you for doing it, especially for free!

 

[hamstershaver]

i dont see anything wrong with it, do it if you want

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I am also natty, but I would still feel ashamed doing it. But that's just me, I am in this for more than the looks, I like the challenge. But shit, I'm not gonna damn you for doing it, especially for free!

i got over the whole "challenge" thing after about the 4th year...

i dunno, im considering it ill be honest, i just dont want word to get out then for all the haters to say "that mofo wouldnt be shit without ab etching"

cant stand stuff like that, its a pet peeve..

 

[KillahBee]

i dunno, im considering it ill be honest, i just dont want word to get out then for all the haters to say "that mofo wouldnt be shit without ab etching"

cant stand stuff like that, its a pet peeve..

if its a pet peeve, you might want to rethink it, cause, no offense, those haters would have reason to say what they are saying.

 

[rnch]

hard to turn down that offer; the price is right!


not sure i would want to be awake for that procedure.....having seen it done on the tube, the procedure looks kinda violent and gross.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

if its a pet peeve, you might want to rethink it, cause, no offense, those haters would have reason to say what they are saying.

that is so bullshit, most of them are pill poppers who dont realise that the amphetamine based drugs they use 3x a week are actually diet drugs

mofos!!!! bastards!!!

i got it. im not telling anyone

 

[Robert Jan]

I'd do it.

but he's doing you a big favor doing it for free

not only does HE not make money but he needs the OR, the assistent, the anaesthesiologist....

The tools used need to be sterilized again... etc

 

[Elite_Fry]

if it was me i would do it and also get a nose job and eyebrow lift and calf implants

 

[tiger88]

ive never understood lipo .....DIET dammit.. u gonna ab etching too while u are at it?

id go for the most perfect cutest nose or a cock implant

 

[superqt4u2nv]

GoldenD can you hook a girl up???? I will be sure to make your fair city my next vacation spot if so.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Have em' snip your suspensory ligament

 

[jenscats5]

I say go for it!! Don't tell anyone & no one will prolly ever notice.....

 

[theoak01]

tell ya what,if he wants some training experience Ill fly over if he will do it for free

 

[onebigab]

tell ya what,if he wants some training experience Ill fly over if he will do it for free

I'll second that.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I vote yes btw....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ive never understood lipo .....DIET dammit.. u gonna ab etching too while u are at it?

id go for the most perfect cutest nose or a cock implant

lowest ive hit is 9-10% and theyre still there

all you guys SIT DOWN this is a sly family thing, im still thinking about it

and leave my suspensory ligament alone poor thing, what did it do to you? its fine, my mini-me is fine, just shush about suspensory ligaments

cheerios

 

[Buddy_Christ]

admit it, you're going to get that suspensory ligiment snipped and your asshole tightened, aren't you?

 

[Lestat]

go for it orb

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

lowest ive hit is 9-10% and theyre still there

all you guys SIT DOWN this is a sly family thing, im still thinking about it

and leave my suspensory ligament alone poor thing, what did it do to you? its fine, my mini-me is fine, just shush about suspensory ligaments

cheerios

 

[BUBBLES]

goldendeliciozzaa

do it and post some before and after pics on this board so i can judge the outcome
make sure you write up a contract with your coz. to stop him from telling the rest of the world about the HUGE favour he did for you when you piss him off one day in the future!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

sounds like a good deal to me.

 

[jaded]

I say go for it!! Don't tell anyone & no one will prolly ever notice.....

Yep...if you want to get it done and it's free, go for it!

 

[tiger88]

llol u fairy

if this guy is good do the ab etching while under the knife

 

[Razorguns]

never go for ANY surgery unless you've met someone similar who's gone through it and has been happy with the results. Don't fall for all that marketing hype bullshit and internet posts. Converse with people personally for something that culd personally seriuously affect you physicall and emotionally if things don't go right.

People don't know how much the power of the internet, in terms of exposing the wolves and crackpots, has improved the plastic surgery industry. Bad word travels FAST. As a result, the industry has improved 10x in the past 10 yeras in terms of legitimacy. So that's a good sign.

Lipo -- haven't heard anything bad yuet. But be aware - it IS a serious surgery that CAN (and does) result in fatalies in like 25 patients a year or something like that.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I dunno mate.

I let my dames talk me into a penis reduction and occasionally regret it.

Just remember that you can't turn back the cock.....errr..I mean clock.

 

[glennds]

I am sure it would make you think. But I could not live with myself if I did that. I would lose too much respect for myself. It's too easy.

is this where the audience is supposed to clap?

what kind of plastic surgery GD, liposuction? aren't you kind of a young guy? whatever, if you are bothered by love handles and can get them sucked away in an instant why the hell not?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

goldendeliciozzaa

do it and post some before and after pics on this board so i can judge the outcome
make sure you write up a contract with your coz. to stop him from telling the rest of the world about the HUGE favour he did for you when you piss him off one day in the future!

bullshit, if i get it done im going to deny it forever, and tell other people who ask me for tips to diet and train harder "try harder you mofo! you have to live like a monk if you want to be sexolicious!" lol i would have to run to the bathroom and laugh my ass off everytime i did that

actually dont all you roiding bastards do that already? bastards

 

[GoldenDelicious]

llol u fairy

if this guy is good do the ab etching while under the knife

lol what do you think

thats why i would stay awake while they did it. plus to make sure no one touched my private bits while i was asleep. cant trust these dodgy arsed doctors, you should ahve seen what they were up to last night...seedy buggers

 

[GoldenDelicious]

never go for ANY surgery unless you've met someone similar who's gone through it and has been happy with the results. Don't fall for all that marketing hype bullshit and internet posts. Converse with people personally for something that culd personally seriuously affect you physicall and emotionally if things don't go right.

People don't know how much the power of the internet, in terms of exposing the wolves and crackpots, has improved the plastic surgery industry. Bad word travels FAST. As a result, the industry has improved 10x in the past 10 yeras in terms of legitimacy. So that's a good sign.

Lipo -- haven't heard anything bad yuet. But be aware - it IS a serious surgery that CAN (and does) result in fatalies in like 25 patients a year or something like that.

its a first degree relative razorguns but ta for the advice, i agree totally. he knows that if he screwed it up i would beat the hell out of him (really. i would. doctor or no, pharmacist or no, you mess this up and im gonna smack you)

 

[GoldenDelicious]

what kind of plastic surgery GD, liposuction? aren't you kind of a young guy? whatever, if you are bothered by love handles and can get them sucked away in an instant why the hell not?

yeah lipo with a 4mm cannula.

and im not that young. why, i was out on sunday night, and i saw this 17 year old girl, and almost felt bad chatting her up. im getting ooooolllddd man i think im going to kill myself when i finally turn 26

 

[ChefWide]

i think im going to kill myself when i finally turn 26

 

[BUBBLES]

bullshit, if i get it done im going to deny it forever, and tell other people who ask me for tips to diet and train harder "try harder you mofo! you have to live like a monk if you want to be sexolicious!" lol i would have to run to the bathroom and laugh my ass off everytime i did that

actually dont all you roiding bastards do that already? bastards

hey Golden, you talkin' to me?? I don't do roids man lol!!!

Please post some before and after photos if you do have the surgery

 

[jerseyart]

Go for it man

As soon as I finsh this cycle Im going to do the same and for the same thing. No matter how much weight you lose, fucking love handles can be stubborn. They shrink but never go away. I dont care who knows. Why should I live with it if I dont have to bor

 

[glennds]

hey chefwide, looking thick in your avatar!

 

[jackangel]

god, you could use it.

and killahbee, since when did you ever have any respect for yourself?

 

[jenscats5]

never go for ANY surgery unless you've met someone similar who's gone through it and has been happy with the results. Don't fall for all that marketing hype bullshit and internet posts. Converse with people personally for something that culd personally seriuously affect you physicall and emotionally if things don't go right.

People don't know how much the power of the internet, in terms of exposing the wolves and crackpots, has improved the plastic surgery industry. Bad word travels FAST. As a result, the industry has improved 10x in the past 10 yeras in terms of legitimacy. So that's a good sign.

Lipo -- haven't heard anything bad yuet. But be aware - it IS a serious surgery that CAN (and does) result in fatalies in like 25 patients a year or something like that.

Definitely make sure the Dr. doing the lipo has good experience with it & check to make sure he has no complaints on him..... Also make sure he is a liscensed Plastic Surgeon -- you proll know all these answers if the Dr. is a relative, although I thought you said your relative will be assisting...

Lipo is easier for men as with men, it's how much you take out rather than with women it's what you leave. Most of the rippling, wavi-ness happens on women who get lipo & don't need it or PS's who are too aggressive with the surgery....

You will have to wear a compression garment (prolly a velcro wrap around your waist/hips) for a few weeks & you may have some "down time" with the exercise.... You may want to have this done when it's cooler out as the garment can be hot...

 

[glennds]

i saw a tv show about lipo. gotta say it is kind of disturbing to watch. it is quite violent and kinda scary seeing the blood and fat being sucker thru the tube.

a friend of mine works at a hospital dealing with weight loss patients and is against lipo and gastric bypass. he said the fat just redistributes somewhere else. maybe i misunderstood him...

 

[jenscats5]

i saw a tv show about lipo. gotta say it is kind of disturbing to watch. it is quite violent and kinda scary seeing the blood and fat being sucker thru the tube.

a friend of mine works at a hospital dealing with weight loss patients and is against lipo and gastric bypass. he said the fat just redistributes somewhere else. maybe i misunderstood him...

Well a lot of people think it redistributes elsewhere as when the patient gains weight afterwards, the areas not treated look huge compared to the treated areas, so a lot of people think the fat "moves" to those places.....

 

[glennds]

Well a lot of people think it redistributes elsewhere as when the patient gains weight afterwards, the areas not treated look huge compared to the treated areas, so a lot of people think the fat "moves" to those places.....

does that mean if you have lipo in one area and gain weight the area lipo'd you will not gain weight in THAT area? i.e. the abdomen

this is hard to fathom. what does lipo do that prevents you from collecting fat in one particular area?

 

[jenscats5]

does that mean if you have lipo in one area and gain weight the area lipo'd you will not gain weight in THAT area? i.e. the abdomen

this is hard to fathom. what does lipo do that prevents you from collecting fat in one particular area?

No, you'll gain weight everywhere, but cuz the area lipo'd has had some fat cells removed, it won't appear to be as large as the non-lipo'd areas..... The lipo'd area will appear to be smaller than the non-lipo'd area cuz it has fewer fat cells....

 

[Robert Jan]

Well a lot of people think it redistributes elsewhere as when the patient gains weight afterwards, the areas not treated look huge compared to the treated areas, so a lot of people think the fat "moves" to those places.....

A lot of people are really stupid

like people who think you can change fat into muscle or that when a big guy stops training he gets fat

 

[jenscats5]

A lot of people are really stupid

like people who think you can change fat into muscle or that when a big guy stops training he gets fat

You noticed that too?? LOL

 

[puddlemonkey]

yah, some peeple r realy dum