Mayonnaise somethin' fierce

[Nathan]

I'd like to hear some opinions on peoples' favorite movies that have, at one point or another, mayonnaise in them. If you don't have any with mayonnaise in them then the regular variety will be fine I suppose, but it really isn't the same.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I love that movie where I open my fridge, get the jar of mayo, and then just spoon it out with a couple of fingers, eating my way to bliss.
that movie is on pretty much all the time here at my house.

Nathan - even though you are a Canadianer, I think I might love you.

 

[Nathan]

I love that movie where I open my fridge, get the jar of mayo, and then just spoon it out with a couple of fingers, eating my way to bliss.
that movie is on pretty much all the time here at my house.

Nathan - even though you are a Canadianer, I think I might love you.

Is it a platonic love? Why do you love me? Now I'm getting all verclempt and my cheeks are awfully red. Look what you've done to me!

 

[Nathan]

Have you tried Flemmish porn?

If that is porn with phlem in every scene then yes, yes I have.

 

[HappyScrappy]

flemmish porn is sick. they hardly ever use a donkey.

as for my love for Nathan, it is the kind of love that one hetero male feels for an imaginary person that he reads on the net. you know, special and warm. like bread. but wetter.

 

[smallmovesal]

scrappy loves all the canadians here

 

[Nathan]

scrappy loves all the canadians here

Good to know. In that sense, i love you toio Happy. I won't however, be asking you to sit on my face anytime soon. Sorry. That privilege is reserved for the good people at the old folks home at the end of my street. They totally love the attention.

 

[HappyScrappy]

smalls is high on white out.
the only canadian I love is Randy Travis.

 

[smallmovesal]

smalls is high on white out.
the only canadian I love is Randy Travis.

wrong - i'm high on glue... but that doesn't change the fact that you love all the filthy canadianers

even kd lang

 

[Raina]

smalls is high on white out.

Actually-- that's doubtful as a while back I was sharing how much I like huffing white out and Miss Smalls shared that she couldn't do that at her office as they don't have liquid white out but have "tape" variety. Now perhaps she smokes it, but I somehow doubt that she's doing that.

I've never had mayo. It scares me....not as much as ketchup but I'm pretty nervous around condiments.

 

[HappyScrappy]

horses scare me. I think it all stems from the time I was molested by a donkey in pre-school. or maybe it was a man dressed as a donkey.
I don't know.

 

[Nathan]

wrong - i'm high on glue... but that doesn't change the fact that you love all the filthy canadianers

even kd lang

i often think of kd lang when I'm in cars and have to masturbate right away. I got arrested once because of it. Something about not being allowed to masturbate in taxi cabs. Whatever.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

we am spase peepole

 

[Raina]

I don't believe in donkeys.

 

[Nathan]

I don't believe in donkeys.

Oh no. They're out there alright. I saw one just the other day licking his unmentionables. Actually, that made me have to go masturbate right away too.

 

[smallmovesal]

I don't believe in donkeys.

i don't believe in beatles.

i just believe in me
yoko and me
and that's reality

the dream is over...

 

[smallmovesal]

oh... and raina is right - we have tape whiteout

now i huff bondo

 

[Nathan]

What has taped white-out ever done for anybody?

 

[Raina]

I like to use either tape-white out or cut up electrical tape to write various obscene words and phrases all over my body-- then I go tanning a lot so the words are electric white against my bronzed flesh. I am art.

 

[curling]

My GOSHH!!!! What the heck are you nutcakes talking about? Ya'll shouldn't be on the internet when you are tripping ya know.

 

[smallmovesal]

I like to use either tape-white out or cut up electrical tape to write various obscene words and phrases all over my body-- then I go tanning a lot so the words are electric white against my bronzed flesh. I am art.

you too??

i made one for the insides of my thighs that said "XOXOXO" on one leg and "NICOLE" on the other. don't ask me what it means, but i sure create a stir at work in my hotpants.

 

[addickt]

CM

 

[naturally anabolic]

ZA

 

[Nathan]

you too??

i made one for the insides of my thighs that said "XOXOXO" on one leg and "NICOLE" on the other. don't ask me what it means, but i sure create a stir at work in my hotpants.

Hey, I create a stir at owrk in my hotpants too and I don't even have to do any of that tanning stuff. I just put those fuckers on and make sure to glue them to the insides of my ass cheeks.

 

[smallmovesal]

Hey, I create a stir at owrk in my hotpants too and I don't even have to do any of that tanning stuff. I just put those fuckers on and make sure to glue them to the insides of my ass cheeks.

athletic spray glue? wow, we are so alike.

you don't have a bone through your nose too, do you?

 

[Nathan]

athletic spray glue? wow, we are so alike.

you don't have a bone through your nose too, do you?

No, not especially. I wear a novelty-sized cowboy hat most ofthe time though.

 

[HappyScrappy]

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