May i have your Attention Please........

[H_T_]

i am still drunk from last night. please offer any ideas to quickly sober me up.

 

[SoreArms]

throw up, take pics

 

[SoreArms]

seriously though, ephedra and/or lots of caffeine

 

[HumorMe]

 

[ohashi]

Go outside naked.

That'll sober you up nice and quick. The people laughing at your small package, I mean.

 

[H_T_]

i can kick myself in the balls.

 

[H_T_]

Go outside naked.

That'll sober you up nice and quick. The people laughing at your small package, I mean.

haha, in it's spare time, my dick destroys small Japanese cities.

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

Why do you need to sober up?

 

[gotmilk]

Bulemia

 

[H_T_]

Why do you need to sober up?

because i don't want to be drunk anymore....

 

[H_T_]

Bulemia

i got an awesome omlette in there too, not giving that back.....

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

because i don't want to be drunk anymore....

Good reason Have you eaten today? Big old plate of pasta or a pizza should do the trick nicely.

 

[H_T_]

Good reason Have you eaten today? Big old plate of pasta or a pizza should do the trick nicely.

no, i have cigarette butt gut.

 

[Sweet_Bitch]

no, i have cigarette butt gut.

Ummmm.....what?

 

[H_T_]

Ummmm.....what?

i inhaled lots of smoke last night. you don't smoke? i took you as a Newport/Kool girl.......

 

[pintoca]

 

[KA-BAR]

Have another beer.

 

[SoreArms]

eating menudo seems to help Mexicans with hangovers, seriously it's like the national hangover cure or something.

 

[seizer]

reefer

 

[gjohnson5]

throw up, take pics

if you just got drunk then that would work..

If your still drunk from the night before
1. coffee
2. green tea
3. water
4. eat something

 

[chefbone]

Cocaine used to work for me!!

 

[KA-BAR]

Cocaine used to work for me!!

 

[Gymgurl]

Give me the damn address...I'll be over to sober you up

 

[H_T_]

Give me the damn address...I'll be over to sober you up

wanna give me a check-up?

 

[Gymgurl]

Yep will do...let's play Dr.

 

[H_T_]

Yep will do...let's play Dr.

that's awesome.

 

[KA-BAR]

I think I need to sober up also!! lol

 

[H_T_]

I think I need to sober up also!! lol

she's just gonna slap me around a bit, maybe break out the bondage gear. nothing crazy.

 

[samoth]

A point of your choice of amphetamine salt or combination of salts will greatly affect your your inebriation. You will still blow the same, mind you, but, like coke (sans dangerous cocaethylene byproduction), you will "feel" less drunk, further, you will be able to function better as well.

 

[ohashi]

Someone wants and needs an enema...

 

[spongebob]

i am still drunk from last night. please offer any ideas to quickly sober me up.

stare at the clock.