matthew perry

[Lestat]

do you by any chance happen to know david schwimmer

 

[PICK3]

How's that vicodin problem of yours?

 

[Lestat]

How's that vicodin problem of yours?

lol

i love vics

 

[Matthew_Perry]

do you by any chance happen to know david schwimmer

we did work together on the set of friends, but he was a jackass. he thought he was deserved more money just because he dated jennifer aniston on 'tv'. big deal, we all knew jen was blowing coke and sucking cock between episodes so using that as a bargaining chip was a passe move.

to be honest he was the main cause of the shows break up.

 

[Lestat]

we did work together on the set of friends, but he was a jackass. he thought he was deserved more money just because he dated jennifer aniston on 'tv'. big deal, we all knew jen was blowing coke and sucking cock between episodes so using that as a bargaining chip was a passe move.

to be honest he was the main cause of the shows break up.

hahahaha

 

[HumorMe]

 

[Lestat]

lmao

 

[Cutiebaby]

did you get to bang jennifer?

 

[Matthew_Perry]

did you get to bang jennifer?

after seeing brad's roid rage, i decided against it.

 

[digger]

What was it like working with Bill Hurt? I think Lost In Space was the most underrated film of the year.

 

[:heks:]

Somone needs to make a David Hasselhoff alter

 

[redshirt27se]

Somone needs to make a David Hasselhoff alter

i agree

 

[Matthew_Perry]

What was it like working with Bill Hurt? I think Lost In Space was the most underrated film of the year.

it was odd at times, working with a robot, but i do agree it was an underrated film. i had high hopes of using the film as a stepping stone to distance myself from chandler, but it failed.

as for bill hurt, he was nice guy. he had his struggles with alcohol, but who doesnt. between dealing with that little s.o.b. kid and a talking robot, i would've drank myself drunk too, if it weren't for my allergies. you see, im allergic to anything thats fun, thats why i come off as a complete tool on film.

 

[Matthew_Perry]

it appears on my first day here, ive already recieved a ticking time bomb. im unsure about what it does, but im sure its not good.

 

[Lestat]

Somone needs to make a David Hasselhoff alter

ill get right on that

 

[Matthew_Perry]

ill get right on that

lestat you are my new favorite member here, since we are friends now, im putting the task of diffusing this bomb like aparatus i have in my user panel.

friends 4444 life

 

[Gambino]

lestat you are my new favorite member here, since we are friends now, im putting the task of diffusing this bomb like aparatus i have in my user panel.

friends 4444 life

I'm on perma black i think...word of advice, by gentile around perkele, he bruises easy

 

[Lestat]

lestat you are my new favorite member here, since we are friends now, im putting the task of diffusing this bomb like aparatus i have in my user panel.

friends 4444 life

thanks man.

Don't worry about that bomb, wear it as a badge of honor.. as a newbie, consider yourself lucky if you get off with just the one... most people fare far far worse in their first days in C&C...

 

[Matthew_Perry]

I'm on perma black i think...word of advice, by gentile around perkele, he bruises easy

you said gentile.

that type of homonym would be a great joke in my new pilot "How to look like a douchebag, with little to no effort"

 

[Gambino]

you said gentile.

that type of homonym would be a great joke in my new pilot "How to look like a douchebag, with little to no effort"

don't be a cunt, i just deffused that bomb like appartus you lousy alter scum...

 

[Matthew_Perry]

thanks man.

Don't worry about that bomb, wear it as a badge of honor.. as a newbie, consider yourself lucky if you get off with just the one... most people fare far far worse in their first days in C&C...

im worried i wont be able to promote my services if i get blacked out. im really scraping for work now. ive stooped so low, that ive accepted a role on the surreal life season 3.

 

[Matthew_Perry]

don't be a cunt, i just deffused that bomb like appartus you lousy alter scum...

i meant no harm by that statement, simply my style of dry humor. if you took offense, i apologize. i also appreciate your diffusement. if you want to break into hollywood, let me know.

 

[Lestat]

im worried i wont be able to promote my services if i get blacked out. im really scraping for work now. ive stooped so low, that ive accepted a role on the surreal life season 3.

I'm sure you'll be fine, there is always porn.. i hear there is a market for abnormally small cocks.

 

[Matthew_Perry]

I'm sure you'll be fine, there is always porn.. i hear there is a market for abnormally small cocks.

is there really? i usually only look the female catagories of porn, so i've never seen that one.

and actually, its called a micropenis. its not my fault, its genetics.

 

[Gambino]

i meant no harm by that statement, simply my style of dry humor. if you took offense, i apologize. i also appreciate your diffusement. if you want to break into hollywood, let me know.

I want nothing to do with hollywood, liberal twats at best...but i wouldn't mind the reefer and cali girls...

 

[Matthew_Perry]

I want nothing to do with hollywood, liberal twats at best...but i wouldn't mind the reefer and cali girls...

im a conservative hollywood-head, so im a minority. i'd help you with the reefer, but as i mentioned earlier, im allergic to anything fun. thats why i always have the stupid confused look on my face.