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HappyScrappy
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does rubbing my balls count as a massage?
A couple of times a month...wish it was more. There is a neuromuscular massage school that I have taken some classes at. Anyway one of the teachers there will hook me up. Of course I have to get one from one of the "students" but its free. Besides with the toll all this heavy lifting takes on my body it is almost a necessity.
Rarely ever. No one here to give me a massage. Not many women can really dig into my back and give a good massage...not many at all. My ex used to use whatever she could find to dig into my back with so she wouldn't have to use her hands. Said her hands would hurt for days...I like my massages to hurt.
My chiropractor does like giving me an adjustment...he just likes having his hands all over me...but that's ok...it's free and I get adjusted...he gets what he wants...and I get what I want
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My chiropractor does like giving me an adjustment...he just likes having his hands all over me...but that's ok...it's free and I get adjusted...he gets what he wants...and I get what I want
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AGENT SHAGWELL
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hi gilby.....I've had like 3 different professional massage me in my life (the rest were cheap thrills by gullible boys). Only one was good, by my chiropractor. He was about 280, ex football player, and actually straped me down to the table(muscle spasms I used to kick him)....he made me cry, and I felt like I got beated with a bat...but the next day I felt like GOLD!
Other ones were by spas, and they "didn't want to hurt me", and basicly did nothing.
Gilbyag
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AGENT SHAGWELL said:
I've had like 3 different professional massage me in my life (the rest were cheap thrills by gullible boys). Only one was good, by my chiropractor. He was about 280, ex football player, and actually straped me down to the table(muscle spasms I used to kick him)....he made me cry, and I felt like I got beated with a bat...but the next day I felt like GOLD!
Other ones were by spas, and they "didn't want to hurt me", and basicly did nothing.
thats what Im talk'n about, a deep tissue (no not gay like) massage... thats what I need....
AGENT SHAGWELL
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Gily...what you can't back?...did you just snub me?
back?...did you just snub me?
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, right...
AGENT SHAGWELL
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Zebo said:The best I can do is get my 7 year old to walk on my back.......
The wife says, "it's too hard......."
I used to walk on my dad's back too ...with my soccer cleats
depending in what reference you wife is speaking, you shouldn't cry dear
TN MuscleBear
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amaritto said:Everyday I want one!!! My girlfriend is a massage therapist. She has her own portable table and all. Oh I could tell some good stories.
Whatever dude....
So, what's her number?
The Varnsen
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Interesting topic.
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Don't know if this counts, but I got one at pure platinum last week, but now I have this evil laugh.
Fl.BlackBear
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A few years ago I completed a program for massage therapy in Massachusettes. I didn't want to make a living doing it, only wanted to know how to do it well so my girlfriend could reap the benefits. To make a long story short, I moved to Florida, we broke up and now I'm looking for some new tissue to rub. I was gonna get a part time job doing sports massage but the state regulations say that I have to do the whole program over again and take their state test. It's a lot of anatomy and physiology and this mind is not in any condition to go through that again. Kinda sucks, but WTF. Gotta tell you though, school was a blast. The class consisted of myself and six women. We had to do over 500 hours of classroom hands on learning, it didn't suck. Any of you ladies passing through Fl. need a rub, gimmie a shout.
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