Massages....

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Do you get them?

 

[HappyScrappy]

does rubbing my balls count as a massage?

 

[Hannibal]

A couple of times a month...wish it was more. There is a neuromuscular massage school that I have taken some classes at. Anyway one of the teachers there will hook me up. Of course I have to get one from one of the "students" but its free. Besides with the toll all this heavy lifting takes on my body it is almost a necessity.

 

[Milhouse]

Does touching Milhouse Jr count as a massage?
If so several times a day.

 

[Gilbyag]

Ive paid for one once, It sucked. my girl rubs my back but shes not strong enough to really do any good. So I guess Ive never really had one...

but on a much happier note...

I like pizza...

 

[b fold the truth]

Rarely ever. No one here to give me a massage. Not many women can really dig into my back and give a good massage...not many at all. My ex used to use whatever she could find to dig into my back with so she wouldn't have to use her hands. Said her hands would hurt for days...I like my massages to hurt.

My chiropractor does like giving me an adjustment...he just likes having his hands all over me...but that's ok...it's free and I get adjusted...he gets what he wants...and I get what I want

B True

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

hi gilby.....

I've had like 3 different professional massage me in my life (the rest were cheap thrills by gullible boys). Only one was good, by my chiropractor. He was about 280, ex football player, and actually straped me down to the table(muscle spasms I used to kick him)....he made me cry, and I felt like I got beated with a bat...but the next day I felt like GOLD!

Other ones were by spas, and they "didn't want to hurt me", and basicly did nothing.

 

[Milhouse]

What about those Rub 'n Tug places.

I had this "friend" who went out of "curiosity" once, they took good care of him, so "he" tells me.

 

[john937]

I give them , so by the time I'm thru my partner is so out of it
I never get one in return.

 

[Gilbyag]

hi gilby.....

I've had like 3 different professional massage me in my life (the rest were cheap thrills by gullible boys). Only one was good, by my chiropractor. He was about 280, ex football player, and actually straped me down to the table(muscle spasms I used to kick him)....he made me cry, and I felt like I got beated with a bat...but the next day I felt like GOLD!

Other ones were by spas, and they "didn't want to hurt me", and basicly did nothing.

thats what Im talk'n about, a deep tissue (no not gay like) massage... thats what I need....