Martha's still at it!!!!

[RADAR]

As you all know Martha is limited to what she can do now that she is in
jail, so she used what was handy to keep the Christmas season gift giving as
usual. She still wants everyone to know she is able to keep the holidays crafty
even in these hard times, so she wanted to make something helpful and useful
to all those she loves.

This years gift: HOW TO MAKE BEDROOM SLIPPERS OUT OF MAXI PADS!!

Let her know your sizes!! Christmas is tight this year.

You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them laid out flat, for the
foot Part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or
glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the
tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, bows, etc.

They are :
Soft and Hygienic
Non-slip grip strips on the soles
Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
No more bending over to mop up spills
Disposable and biodegradable
Environmentally safe
Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and heavy duty.
See the nifty slippers for yourself....
ARE YOU ON HER CHRISTMAS LIST ?

RADAR

 

[jaded]

As you all know Martha is limited to what she can do now that she is in
jail, so she used what was handy to keep the Christmas season gift giving as
usual. She still wants everyone to know she is able to keep the holidays crafty
even in these hard times, so she wanted to make something helpful and useful
to all those she loves.

This years gift: HOW TO MAKE BEDROOM SLIPPERS OUT OF MAXI PADS!!

Let her know your sizes!! Christmas is tight this year.

You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them laid out flat, for the
foot Part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or
glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the
tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, bows, etc.

They are :
Soft and Hygienic
Non-slip grip strips on the soles
Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
No more bending over to mop up spills
Disposable and biodegradable
Environmentally safe
Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and heavy duty.
See the nifty slippers for yourself....
ARE YOU ON HER CHRISTMAS LIST ?

RADAR

Hahaha! LMAO

 

[rushx79]

a joke about martha stewart decorating stuff in prison, why didnt i think of that?

 

[Pamela]

Lol!!

 

[CFZB]

 

[UA_Iron]

haha, sucks to be martha stewart.

I wonder if she's someone bitch.

 

[RADAR]

bump^

RADAR

 

[chewyxrage]

haha, sucks to be martha stewart.

I wonder if she's someone bitch.

she hired a "prison consultant" so she was prepared for life on the inside.

I bet she learned how to make other people her bitch. In fact I bet she is running things in there now.

 

[AAP]

why is she in prison and not ken lays?

 

[PinkPanther]

I hope so...she IS a bitch....I'm sure she's getting special treatment, though, so that's probably not happening....

haha, sucks to be martha stewart.

I wonder if she's someone bitch.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I probably still do Martha.

 

[NJjuice22]

I probably still do Martha.

 

[CFZB]

shes like Macgyver

 

[wootoom]

lol thats very good Radar

 

[Tink!]

lmao...this is hilarious!! Ty for sharing!!! hehehehe

 

[DonnieRobertsNY]

she's not actually in prison, it's all a front,,,,, she's on a u.s. govt. paid to "disappear" vacation in the bahamas with osama and saddam!

 

[DonnieRobertsNY]

I'm off to NYC tomorrow for a few days, UGGH