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Mandy

tuc biscuit

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Hi, welcome to elite, is that you in your avatar?



also I would like to claim you as mine here on elite, I am the hottest guy around these parts and a major stud :artist:
 
tuc biscuit said:
Hi, welcome to elite, is that you in your avatar?



also I would like to claim you as mine here on elite, I am the hottest guy around these parts and a major stud :artist:
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Hi!!! Yep that is me! I'm not sure what you mean by "claim you as mine". But it sounds cool to me. Thanks! Where are some pics of you if you are claiming to be the hottest guy around?
By the way, sweetie, I wasn't playing hard to get! I barely noticed the thread! It kinda scared me at first but then I clicked on it and it was cool.
 
Mandy said:
Hi!!! Yep that is me! I'm not sure what you mean by "claim you as mine". But it sounds cool to me. Thanks! Where are some pics of you if you are claiming to be the hottest guy around?
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Mandy that would old Tucy in drag in his avi. :worried:
 
Mandy said:
Hi!!! Yep that is me! I'm not sure what you mean by "claim you as mine". But it sounds cool to me. Thanks! Where are some pics of you if you are claiming to be the hottest guy around?
By the way, sweetie, I wasn't playing hard to get! I barely noticed the thread! It kinda scared me at first but then I clicked on it and it was cool.
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Hi Mandy! :wavey:


RADAR
 
Tuc is the human equivilant of a sperm whale. Run woman!!!
 
Hi mandy. I would hit on you and try to get your number, and find out ifyou lived near me, but I'm trying to behave myself... and may have met a new girl worth getting into something long term with so instead I'll just welcome you to the board. Oh, I saw another postyou made, a few minutes ago and pretty much slammed you already, but welcome anyways.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Hi mandy. I would hit on you and try to get your number, and find out ifyou lived near me, but I'm trying to behave myself... and may have met a new girl worth getting into something long term with so instead I'll just welcome you to the board. Oh, I saw another postyou made, a few minutes ago and pretty much slammed you already, but welcome anyways.
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THanks for the detailed report of your life status. Ya gotta be gentle with me, don't hurt my feelings! But Thanks!!!
And I'm in Utah. Know any hotties out here for me to hook up with?
 
tuc biscuit said:
also some blubber whale thrown in


I find the boobies to be the most erotic art of a woman's body, what are yours like?
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Mine are AMAZING!!! I have had numerous people tell me that they are the most incredible things they have ever seen. I LOVE LOVE LOVE them!!!!
 
Appears as if Friar Tuc has taken a shining to the lass. I shudder to imagine the torture these other harlots will now inflict on the poor thing.

Mandy, it is clear that you have sparked an interest in Tuc, easily the most sought after commodity on these boards. Unfortunately for you that almost guarantees that the other women, almost all of whom have unsuccessfully pursued this stallion (and they don't call him that because he runs fast), will be sure to give you a hard time. Don't let their jealousy get you down.
 
JerseyArt said:
Appears as if Friar Tuc has taken a shining to the lass. I shudder to imagine the torture these other harlots will now inflict on the poor thing.

Mandy, it is clear that you have sparked an interest in Tuc, easily the most sought after commodity on these boards. Unfortunately for you that almost guarantees that the other women, almost all of whom have unsuccessfully pursued this stallion (and they don't call him that because he runs fast), will be sure to give you a hard time. Don't let their jealousy get you down.
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Yeah, she'll be getting death threats from all the ladies via PM's shortly. I make myself to availabe I guess. SO they never fight over me. Its more like, "Do you want him this week? He'll be mine the 3rd week in August... oh make sure you bring condoms in case he forgets... god forbid you should exchange body fluids with BBF."
 
JerseyArt said:
Appears as if Friar Tuc has taken a shining to the lass. I shudder to imagine the torture these other harlots will now inflict on the poor thing.

Mandy, it is clear that you have sparked an interest in Tuc, easily the most sought after commodity on these boards. Unfortunately for you that almost guarantees that the other women, almost all of whom have unsuccessfully pursued this stallion (and they don't call him that because he runs fast), will be sure to give you a hard time. Don't let their jealousy get you down.
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Why is he so sought after?
 
Tuc, you need to explain to the ladies that there is enough of Tuc to go around. No need to fight over him. I'll do it for you.
 
Mandy said:
Mine are AMAZING!!! I have had numerous people tell me that they are the most incredible things they have ever seen. I LOVE LOVE LOVE them!!!!
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wow, this is #1 on my list of things that an actual, real, non-alter person would say.
 
Tuc, I posted an anouncement for you bro. That should clear things up. You're welcome.
 
Mnady,

That really isn't for me to say. I'm a guy. If I had to guess.....

Everyone who has met him claims he has the best physique of any guy on Elite. Some of the other girls, when I've asked "what makes him so special", point out that in addition to his roguish good looks and boyish charm, he also possesses a certain deepness of character and soul, as well as exuding a serenity that immediately puts others at ease around him. No doubt some of the ones with less character are just interested in his financial success, while others still are just attracted to the numerous rumors regarding the size of his....well...manhood.
 
JerseyArt said:
Mnady,

That really isn't for me to say. I'm a guy. If I had to guess.....

Everyone who has met him claims he has the best physique of any guy on Elite. Some of the other girls, when I've asked "what makes him so special", point out that in addition to his roguish good looks and boyish charm, he also possesses a certain deepness of character and soul, as well as exuding a serenity that immediately puts others at ease around him. No doubt some of the ones with less character are just interested in his financial success, while others still are just attracted to the numerous rumors regarding the size of his....well...manhood.
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Pfff it has nothign to do with his charm... they are making that up. Its the fact that he packs 12", can got 6 or 7 times in a row, and can write the alphabet with his tongue. That's the rumor I heard. I don't know why they fight over him.... most of them can't even take the entire thing.
 
BBF,

Believe me, I'm hoping it works out with Mandy. At least them maybe some of the rest of us could get some action around here.

I'm tired of this "But what if Tuc changes his mind" crap from the girls here. As far as they're concerned he's the only game in town. I wish he would just settle down already. I'm tired of taking care of my own needs
 
jackangel said:
wow, this is #1 on my list of things that an actual, real, non-alter person would say.
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hahahahaha
 
r = (t*a*i)^x

r = adjusted thread rating
t = tuc's weight
a = # of alters anyone posting on this thread has
i = standard (ISA) thread rating, where 1 <= i <= 17 (in this case, definitely a 17)
x = # of posts on this thread
 
jackangel said:
r = (t*a*i)^x

r = adjusted thread rating
t = tuc's weight
a = # of alters anyone posting on this thread has
i = standard (ISA) thread rating, where 1 <= i <= 17 (in this case, definitely a 17)
x = # of posts on this thread
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HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Mandy said:
Mine are AMAZING!!! I have had numerous people tell me that they are the most incredible things they have ever seen. I LOVE LOVE LOVE them!!!!
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Wow, I know I am new to chat sites (after getting tired of the games women play in real life). But, if I would have known that the women who post are super hot, Love kinky sex, sports, etc. I wouldn't have wasted so much time actually meeting girls in person.

On a side note. My penis grew 3 inches as soon as I started posting.
 
awittyusername said:
Wow, I know I am new to chat sites (after getting tired of the games women play in real life). But, if I would have known that the women who post are super hot, Love kinky sex, sports, etc. I wouldn't have wasted so much time actually meeting girls in person.

On a side note. My penis grew 3 inches as soon as I started posting.
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Word on the street is that men from Ohio are well built. Is this true???
 
JerseyArt said:
Mnady,

That really isn't for me to say. I'm a guy. If I had to guess.....

Everyone who has met him claims he has the best physique of any guy on Elite. Some of the other girls, when I've asked "what makes him so special", point out that in addition to his roguish good looks and boyish charm, he also possesses a certain deepness of character and soul, as well as exuding a serenity that immediately puts others at ease around him. No doubt some of the ones with less character are just interested in his financial success, while others still are just attracted to the numerous rumors regarding the size of his....well...manhood.
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Babe that is a pretty detailed description there. I'm beginning to wonder if you don't have a thing for tuc... J/K but I have never heard any man describe another man with such detail and deep meaning. Good job! Oh and until someone can prove that tuc is so fabulous, I am sure that I have met better...
 
vinylgroover said:
Hi Mandy, are you into anal?

Don't get upset, it's just something i need to know.

Welcome.
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Thanks for the warm welcome!!! But that is information I am not yet ready to disclose. We will just have to see if anyone will ever get to find out...
 
Mandy said:
Thanks for the warm welcome!!! But that is information I am not yet ready to disclose. We will just have to see if anyone will ever get to find out...
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See if anyone gets to find out?

Are you holding a lottery draft or incorporating a bakery system?
 
Whatsa matter Mandy? You don't lik black folks?
Yo mammy never raised you on a helpin of grits & ham?
Guys we have us a honky!



RADAR
 
RADAR said:
Whatsa matter Mandy? You don't lik black folks?
Yo mammy never raised you on a helpin of grits & ham?
Guys we have us a honky!



RADAR
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Orb, she's just frightened of your Mandingo Warrior (as my friend Demar used to phrase it). She has never seen anything over about 7". Don't take it personal.
 
RADAR said:
Whatsa matter Mandy? You don't lik black folks?
Yo mammy never raised you on a helpin of grits & ham?
Guys we have us a honky!



RADAR
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Well Hello sweetie!!! I was just saving the best for last! Thanks for the warm welcome! Don't get all but-hurt.
 
Mandy said:
I'm not sure what you mean by "claim you as mine". But it sounds cool to me. .
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I think it means that you will have a personal understanding of the term 'leviathan'.
 
Mandy said:
THanks for the detailed report of your life status.
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Get used to it. BBF is always popping up when a new girl logs on. He talks about his boring life and gives us a staus report like we care. He is an attention whore who has some sort of psychological need to be important. Dont take my word for it, watch & see. On a side note, be very careful when opening an attachment from BBF. He is infamous for posting penis pics without warning for no reason. consider yourself warned.

BTW, Welcome to Elitefitness & the Sacred C&C Forum.
 
Sh4dowF4lcon said:
Get used to it. BBF is always popping up when a new girl logs on. He talks about his boring life and gives us a staus report like we care. He is an attention whore who has some sort of psychological need to be important. Dont take my word for it, watch & see. On a side note, be very careful when opening an attachment from BBF. He is infamous for posting penis pics without warning for no reason. consider yourself warned.

BTW, Welcome to Elitefitness & the Sacred C&C Forum.
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Thanks for the welcome!!! :beer:
 
wow, miss j is the first to demand pics?
bravo,
and jh posted without asking for taint measurement?

this must be some odd universe that i have entered
 
d3track said:
wow, miss j is the first to demand pics?
bravo,
and jh posted without asking for taint measurement?

this must be some odd universe that i have entered
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Welcome to Thunderdome..

Two men enter, one man leave. With or without a taint measurement.
 
d3track said:
wow, miss j is the first to demand pics?
bravo,
and jh posted without asking for taint measurement?

this must be some odd universe that i have entered
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Also not that BBF (that's me) did not ask for her digits but didn't even ask if she wanted to see his penis, then proceed to post it in the middle of the thread without bothering to wait for her obvious answer of "Oh hell yes I want to see it... you make me so wet BBF!"
 
Mandy said:
Who is jh and why is it such a shock that he didn't ask for a taint measurement?
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Woah... JH1.... that's me... my name has changed...

Yeah.. i was sleeping at the wheel....

What does you taint measure up too? I'll add the numbers to the database.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Woah... JH1.... that's me... my name has changed...

Yeah.. i was sleeping at the wheel....

What does you taint measure up too? I'll add the numbers to the database.
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I'd be happy to tell you. But, Taint? What's that mean?
 
Mandy,

He's asking how many guys have you gone all the way with sexually.
 
And her name was Mandy... Your a fine girl, doo do do doo doo doo do do... Or some such lyrics like that.

JH1 Please show Mandy where he taint is. JH1 is a master of the paper thin taint. And has many measurement to his collection. He is like the plaster caster of taint. Perhaps you should start a website and have cast impressions of all the taints you've viewed?
 
JerseyArt said:
Mandy,

He's asking how many guys have you gone all the way with sexually.
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I see. Thanks! I'm not quite clear yet on everyone's lingo.
I'm kind of nervous about what people's reply will be to this but what the hell. Be gentle on me...
Surprisingly enough only one.
 
Most of the girls here have slept with hundreds of guys.

Do you need help catching up?
 
Mandy said:
I see. Thanks! I'm not quite clear yet on everyone's lingo.
I'm kind of nervous about what people's reply will be to this but what the hell. Be gentle on me...
Surprisingly enough only one.
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Wow thats impressive. You need to get on the horse girl. Actually that is not what "taint" refers too. It's the......... Oops there goes my phone.... be right back.... :qt:
 
Mandy said:
I'd be happy to tell you. But, Taint? What's that mean?
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Taint is the area between your anus and your vaginal openings.

Measure up.

Thanks.

See my signature for 'Taint' Humor.

Post Up Results, Pronto.
 
Sh4dowF4lcon said:
assclowns! leave her alone! lol ya'll always run off the girls. look what ya'll did to Poyeboy!
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unfortaneltly Im still hear, although I dont want to be, I jsut come hear out of boredome
 
Mandy said:
Hi!!! Yep that is me!
By the way, sweetie, I wasn't playing hard to get! I barely noticed the thread! It kinda scared me at first but then I clicked on it and it was cool.
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As long as you're not a bebegirl alter, people will treat you kindly on these boards.

If you haven't heard about bebegirl, well just ask and you'll soon find out from someone here.

Wecome to the site that will take up more of your time than you ever intended. :)
 
Someone tell me what the hell the bebegirl is. Please!!! You got that right about it taking up way more of your time than you intended. But it is pretty fun and entertaining in a weird way... I like! :qt:

jBmajor said:
As long as you're not a bebegirl alter, people will treat you kindly on these boards.

If you haven't heard about bebegirl, well just ask and you'll soon find out from someone here.

Wecome to the site that will take up more of your time than you ever intended. :)
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:wavey: Welcome and good luck around here. Its ton o fun as long as you can put up with the BS that comes along with the good times. ;)

P.S. Tucy is only the hottest guy here on the days I allow him to be ;)
 
Mandy, Bebe girl was a girl who used a few recreational drugs, and was a bit high strung because of it. SHe joined EF and posted alot, and it got on some peoples nerves so they banned her. She was actaully very amusing, and people thought the way she typed was strange, but in all actuality she spoke the same way she typed.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Mandy, Bebe girl was a girl who used a few recreational drugs, and was a bit high strung because of it. SHe joined EF and posted alot, and it got on some peoples nerves so they banned her. She was actaully very amusing, and people thought the way she typed was strange, but in all actuality she spoke the same way she typed.
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Very interesting...
 
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