Make Cornholio Pound his Head against the Wall...

[WODIN]

Corn,


I am most definatley in Ketosis, since my breath smells like some of the stink boxes that Havoc has been dating. When I piss the Facial hair of anyone standing near me falls off. Finally my lifts have pretty much gone to shit for the time being.

You would think that the gas mask I am wearing when I step up to the stall would give these but faces a clue as to what is about to go down.

Also I am chewing up anywhere from 1 to 1.5 grams of ALA a day. With just some Niacine and a multi in the AM and some Zinc and Mag in the evening. That's it. My protien is at around 300 grms a day and my carbs are about 150 or so.

In my diet, when is the best time of day to eat chocolate cake? It's got eggs in it so it is bound to be a good source of protien!

 

[Peyote Killa]

Corn, my diet has been really strict lately as well, and the constant queso dip has always been loaded with fresh veggies. I'm confused as to why I have not made any gains. I have been lifting hardcore daily. But lifting my dick 30 to 40 times a day just doesn't seem to have the same affect it did a year ago.
Can you help me out?

 

[beastboy]

Corn, my diet has been really strict lately as well, and the constant queso dip has always been loaded with fresh veggies. I'm confused as to why I have not made any gains. I have been lifting hardcore daily. But lifting my dick 30 to 40 times a day just doesn't seem to have the same affect it did a year ago.
Can you help me out?

Are you asking him to touch your pee-pee?

 

[Peyote Killa]

Are you asking him to touch your pee-pee?

BWAHAhahahahahahahahaha, that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might be ?!?!?!?!?!

 

[vixenbabe]

Corn,

I have this lil problem with my stools. It seems that I might be a tad bit bound up. What can I do to help soften my shit ?

My pooping background:

I've tried eating more bran, prune juice and every stool softner on the market....(all my anal beads are accounted for in the toy tool chest too)....What's a hard shittin girl to do????

Love,

Can't break a soft stool off for nuttin, Vix.

 

[WODIN]

lmao @ vix....0n the Sopranos Last Night some guy died on the crapper because he couldn't make dookie.


Corn,

I've been doing pretty much a cardio style weight routine for about two weeks in the AM with about 30 - 45 seconds between sets. I am getting all sweaty and I breath real heavy during this workout.

Now there is this little hottie with HUGE boobies that I cross paths with everyday. What can I do to hide a chubby? Further, What can I do about the "nasty taco" breath?

 

[vixenbabe]

What can I do about the "nasty taco" breath?
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Ummmm, tell the lil hottie to DOUCHE!

 

[havoc]

I have definitely had my share of skanks.
This thread is sort of gross. peace

 

[The Shadow]

Corn,



In my diet, when is the best time of day to eat chocolate cake? It's got eggs in it so it is bound to be a good source of protien!

WODIN, of course you know that the BESTEST time to ingest carbs is directly after a workout.


btw - how do you like the Mag 10?

 

[The Shadow]

Corn, my diet has been really strict lately as well, and the constant queso dip has always been loaded with fresh veggies. I'm confused as to why I have not made any gains. I have been lifting hardcore daily. But lifting my dick 30 to 40 times a day just doesn't seem to have the same affect it did a year ago.
Can you help me out?

Sure - you lack intensity in your workouts. Why do you expect to make improvements in the gym while lifting the same quarter-ounce weiner. Add some weight to it and you will see progress again.

Good question, though.

 

[The Shadow]

Corn,

I have this lil problem with my stools. It seems that I might be a tad bit bound up. What can I do to help soften my shit ?

My pooping background:

I've tried eating more bran, prune juice and every stool softner on the market....(all my anal beads are accounted for in the toy tool chest too)....What's a hard shittin girl to do????

Love,

Can't break a soft stool off for nuttin, Vix.

A warm 8 Oz of Flax Seed Oil b-4 bed will do wonders.

 

[The Shadow]

Corn,

I've been doing pretty much a cardio style weight routine for about two weeks in the AM with about 30 - 45 seconds between sets. I am getting all sweaty and I breath real heavy during this workout.

Now there is this little hottie with HUGE boobies that I cross paths with everyday. What can I do to hide a chubby? Further, What can I do about the "nasty taco" breath?

You are married - this question, like your wee-wee should not eben come up.

DO like Havoc and dress in multi-layered clothing to make you look bigger then simply think of Wilda doing SL deads and the problem should disappear.
As far as the breath - thy breathing thru your left-eyelid.

 

[WODIN]

I am digging the Zinc/Mag combo in the evening. I haven't slept this soundly in months!!! Plus I wake up feeling refreshed just like I had douched or something!

 

[Raina]

I know you keep PMing me and telling me I'm fat and should consider something stronger than ECAs, but are you sure about me snorting all that coke?? I mean yeah it'll speed up my heart some but it kills my appetite. Suggestions??

 

[Peyote Killa]

Sure - you lack intensity in your workouts. Why do you expect to make improvements in the gym while lifting the same quarter-ounce weiner. Add some weight to it and you will see progress again.

Good question, though.

GREAT, thanks, but what should I use to increase weight?
I was thinking something along the lines of like an ankle weight or something, is that cool?
And I am assuming I should still use the same rep scheme.

 

[The Shadow]

I am digging the Zinc/Mag combo in the evening. I haven't slept this soundly in months!!! Plus I wake up feeling refreshed just like I had douched or something!

Coo.

The ZMA really helps me sleep better as well.

 

[The Shadow]

GREAT, thanks, but what should I use to increase weight?
I was thinking something along the lines of like an ankle weight or something, is that cool?
And I am assuming I should still use the same rep scheme.

Got to the hardware store and buy some quarter washers and tie them on with some yellow yarn. If I were you I would be thinking bigger instead of stronger at this point.

Make sure TUT is between 40-60 seconds.

 

[Raina]

And Corn, I know that you've told me time and time again that to get the perfect physique, I just need to eat a lot of snackwell cookies, drink diet coke, take "exercise in a bottle", use my abtronic for 10 minutes a day, and spend 2-3 hours a week with my trusty bowflex....I'm doing all of that and am not seeing the results I want. Do you think I should consider something more "hardcore" like sugar free gum??

 

[The Shadow]

I know you keep PMing me and telling me I'm fat and should consider something stronger than ECAs, but are you sure about me snorting all that coke?? I mean yeah it'll speed up my heart some but it kills my appetite. Suggestions??

Darlin - there is a difference between fat and Phat.

Forget the ECA's and go with heavy breathing on the phone. Heart rate picks up as does circulation and usually increases appetite when done.


.....or pm me and I'll talk you through it.

 

[The Shadow]

And Corn, I know that you've told me time and time again that to get the perfect physique, I just need to eat a lot of snackwell cookies, drink diet coke, take "exercise in a bottle", use my abtronic for 10 minutes a day, and spend 2-3 hours a week with my trusty bowflex....I'm doing all of that and am not seeing the results I want. Do you think I should consider something more "hardcore" like sugar free gum??

No.

Just add some hardcore wild sex into the mix and you are there.

 

[WODIN]

Oh yeah about the abtronic. Do those also work as a sort of vibrator? My wife wants to know!

 

[The Shadow]

Oh yeah about the abtronic. Do those also work as a sort of vibrator? My wife wants to know!

Batteries are too weak. Go with the free-standing plug-into-the wall unit.


Weak dude - we know that shit's for you

 

[Raina]

Corn, you know I want to look great for summer but I just wanted to see if others would agree that what I need is A LOT of halo. I've never done a cycle (obviously) and I just want to know if the general consensus would be that for a girl my size (5'7, 130), halo would be the ideal/obvious choice.

I know you keep PMing me, telling me that all the "cool" people are doing gear and all the "cool" chicks are on halo. I just want to be cool and toned. I think I'll follow the plan you gave me-- heavy halo use, slim fast, light weights/high reps, and a LOT of cardio. I bet I'm going to look amazing......

 

[WODIN]

No really it's for her. I have a twelve speed cock ring that does wonders!!!

 

[The Shadow]

Corn, you know I want to look great for summer but I just wanted to see if others would agree that what I need is A LOT of halo. I've never done a cycle (obviously) and I just want to know if the general consensus would be that for a girl my size (5'7, 130), halo would be the ideal/obvious choice.

I know you keep PMing me, telling me that all the "cool" people are doing gear and all the "cool" chicks are on halo. I just want to be cool and toned. I think I'll follow the plan you gave me-- heavy halo use, slim fast, light weights/high reps, and a LOT of cardio. I bet I'm going to look amazing......

SLim fast, high reps and HALO are the breakfast of champions....

5 mg Halo b-4 working out and 5 mg b-4 any...ummmm..."cardio" sessions that you might have.



Be Cool....like Wilda.