make a famous jingle dirty thread

[Sub-Zero]

Up on the house top reindeers pozzed
while they were humping Santa Claus
Down on eachother playin with toys
a little bit of anal with Christmas joys

Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go? Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop,
Click click click
Santas on rudolph suckin his dick



Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go?
Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go?
Up on the house top, click click click
rudolphs on prancer suckin his dick

a little bit of anal what the hell
stretch santas ass to the size of a well
Here’s a little hammer and lots of tacks
A whistle and a ball and wood *clap clap*

Ho ho ho who would’t go?
Ho ho ho who wouldn’t go?
Up on the house top, click click click
blitzen on dancer suckin his dick

 

[nangiggles]

 

[digimon7068]

that's not a "jingle", it's a fucking "carol", numbnuts.

this is a jingle...

YouTube - My bologna has a first name.

 

[iggy]

bro, you got too much free time on your hands

 

[Strongbow]

This Thread gives Iggy an excuse to make up rhymes, Bad Fucking Idea.

 

[Sub-Zero]

bro, you got too much free time on your hands

u can do better?

 

[cryptosporidium]

duhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh blow me

 

[ponyfitness]

There once was a man named Enus...