Luckiest man in the universe. (long)

[justwannagetsum]

Too bad you have a GF. If you didnt that would be cool, but that sucks bro. I hope your girl takes on 2 guys who simultaneously shoot a load all over her face at the same time tonight, and your not one of em. And then posts it on some chat board some where....

 

[mvmaxx]

Too bad you have a GF. If you didnt that would be cool, but that sucks bro. I hope your girl takes on 2 guys who simultaneously shoot a load all over her face at the same time tonight, and your not one of em. And then posts it on some chat board some where....

now that was funny!

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

man, i didn't snort coke, have a threesome, or beat up 20 guys in a barfight last weekend. I am not worthy of this board. i thought shooting cattle steroids would suddenly make me cool, like smoking or wearing ray-bans at night does, but i guess not

 

[vdevil]

lol

LOL at hugh..........hahahahah.... Raybans at night?
you too hey?

 

[homewrecker2]

You should have pulled the Patrick Bateman line from "American Psycho" and said "I want to see you eat your friends ass while I stick my cock in yours!!"

 

[boss351]

Dear Penthouse:

I never thought this would happen to me but. . . .

 

[rippedtrojan]

my girlfriend was pissed as hell when she found out that I was eating and drinking a beer while banging her, next time she catches me she says its over.

HAHAHAHA now that's funny shit

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

yeah, but i think that the fact i drive an 89 civic (and not even the CRX...it is the dork-wagon) negates the coolness of the sunglasses. I try to explain to chicks that the back seat folds down so we can have sex there, but that has not been working. this afternoon i took a paint-pen and wrote v-tex on the window and copied some chinese character off a raman noodles packet. i also took some of those vaccuum cleaner attachments and put them under the bumper so it looks like i have 6 tailpipes. I am going to the bowling alley now and will doubtless be swarmed by coke sniffing hotties and have a foursome while waiting in the fat-burger drive-through. after my foursome i want a line added on everyones profile bar which says "# of women slept with at one time" since my number will say 3, it will be higher than themachines, so i will be kooler. if he decides to up the anti and sleep with the Rockafeller quadrupletts next sunday, I'll match him with a septupsum. i will have to go down to the midget bar though, since i can barely fit 4 normal sized chicks in the back of the civic, and that is only if i stack them in 69 configuration.

 

[mvmaxx]

yeah, but i think that the fact i drive an 89 civic (and not even the CRX...it is the dork-wagon) negates the coolness of the sunglasses. I try to explain to chicks that the back seat folds down so we can have sex there, but that has not been working. this afternoon i took a paint-pen and wrote v-tex on the window and copied some chinese character off a raman noodles packet. i also took some of those vaccuum cleaner attachments and put them under the bumper so it looks like i have 6 tailpipes. I am going to the bowling alley now and will doubtless be swarmed by coke sniffing hotties and have a foursome while waiting in the fat-burger drive-through. after my foursome i want a line added on everyones profile bar which says "# of women slept with at one time" since my number will say 3, it will be higher than themachines, so i will be kooler. if he decides to up the anti and sleep with the Rockafeller quadrupletts next sunday, I'll match him with a septupsum. i will have to go down to the midget bar though, since i can barely fit 4 normal sized chicks in the back of the civic, and that is only if i stack them in 69 configuration.

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[rodman]

okay, what's the scoop here: guys get flamed for asking newbie questions on a discussion board, and then this stuff shows up??