Love

[TheProject]

Ya know, love is a happy time, all throughout the universe.

It's when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says, "You wanna go on a date?" And then she says, "Well, yes, I'd like to go on a date." If you're lucky!

Then they go to a restraunt, and she orders something called a salad. And he gets a big piece of beef, that he eats.

And that, to me, ladies and gentlemen, is love. Kinda makes you cry.

 

[havoc]

What time did you drop that acid?

 

[dballer]

QUICK SOMEONE!!! HE IS OD'ing ON CLOMID!!!


CALL 911!!!!!

 

[pushing_fe]

What time did you drop that acid?

 

[Peyote Killa]

there is no love, it's just the urge to fuck, and we think that is love.

That is why as soon as you bust your nut, you want the chick to leave, or you want to leave, pending on who is where.

 

[TheProject]

In a restaurant, if you order chicken salad and egg salad,
which one will come out first?

 

[havoc]

In a restaurant, if you order chicken salad and egg salad,
which one will come out first?

The sopapillas

 

[WODIN]

Love is the blush of a breeze on a warm summers eve.
Love is the kiss of heather in night.
Love is the hug of a child who smiles when you appear
Love is the night sky dancing full of stars.

 

[TheProject]

Sacramento’s main products are boxes, fertilizer, flour, almonds, soap, and…CHEESE BALLS!

 

[pushing_fe]

Love is the blush of a breeze on a warm summers eve.
Love is the kiss of heather in night.
Love is the hug of a child who smiles when you appear
Love is the night sky dancing full of stars.

Love is a woman who uses summers eve before you come over.
Love is finding some trick named Heather to screw all night.
Love is knowing that you won't have any kids cause you used a jimmy cap last night.
Love is dancing all night cause your tripping on K, then screwing some chick under the night sky.


Me and WODIN fianlly see eye to eye on something! I'm still not trying that Metamucil though.

 

[WODIN]

Me and WODIN fianlly see eye to eye on something! I'm still not trying that Metamucil though.

Solid Fe. I DO NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER TAKEN METAMUCIL!!!!!

 

[BronzedGoddess]

The sopapillas

 

[TheProject]

One of the many advantages of being cool like me is that you don’t get eaten like cannibals.

 

[bwood]

there is no love, it's just the urge to fuck, and we think that is love.

That is why as soon as you bust your nut, you want the chick to leave, or you want to leave, pending on who is where.

amen to the above..

but...

several times i have felt the undeniable urge to
stay and listen to the female's dreams and desires
and life goals.

sadly, this tripe generally motivates me to leave

 

[HappyScrappy]

brak rules!

 

[Peyote Killa]

amen to the above..

but...

several times i have felt the undeniable urge to
stay and listen to the female's dreams and desires
and life goals.

sadly, this tripe generally motivates me to leave

Thankyou, and I have had the same experience, and it too motivated to to leave
LOL

 

[casavant]

there is no love, it's just the urge to fuck, and we think that is love.

That is why as soon as you bust your nut, you want the chick to leave, or you want to leave, pending on who is where.

Yeah, it's a real bitch when you come to the realization that love is largely based on biological factors programmed into us for the survival of the species.

 

[TheProject]

Don’t let the front door hit you when you’re stupid.

 

[BronzedGoddess]

there is no love, it's just the urge to fuck, and we think that is love.

That is why as soon as you bust your nut, you want the chick to leave, or you want to leave, pending on who is where.

Words to live by!

 

[the nature boy]

project, I'm going to ask spatterson to check your temperature rectally because I think something is wrong with you.

 

[TheProject]

project, I'm going to ask spatterson to check your temperature rectally because I think something is wrong with you.

But I did have this one cheer: train, train choo choo train, our team's gonna win this game, woo woo! Oh yeah, woo woo!

 

[HappyScrappy]

one time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class...

 

[VooDoo Lady]

I know EXACTLY what's going on here.............

 

[TheProject]

One time I had this teacher who didn't like me so I wrote a note with little hearts and flowers on it and it said "Even though you think I'm stupid, I still love you." But that didn't help, so I made a statue of the teacher outta cheese, with a ribbon around it, and I said "This is for you. Can I get extra credit?" But she just, y'know, kinda just shook her head "no". (sigh) I guess there's just no pleasin' some people. The end.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

Project's gone 'kini on us

 

[TheProject]

Is this Project's ex-wife posting as him?

I used to be temporarily insane. Now I'm just stupid.

 

[ladymacbeth]

Project, I think you are reaching some kind of creative epiphany here...keep going...nurture your inner artist.

 

[TheProject]

Project, I think you are reaching some kind of creative epiphany here...keep going...nurture your inner artist.

Hey, lemme know if an alien's gonna pop out of your stomach. 'Cause, y'know, I wanna be long gone when that happens.

 

[Hannibal]

I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.

 

[TheProject]

I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.

I'm - not - a - monkey!!

Lookit the chart!

 

[polarpixie]

I get it! Proj, you're using one of those randomly generate an answer programs!


So what do I win? Come on!! Gimme something!! Brighten my day!!! ...... please?

 

[TheProject]

I get it! Proj, you're using one of those randomly generate an answer programs!


So what do I win? Come on!! Gimme something!! Brighten my day!!! ...... please?

Oh, he'd love to blast me, wouldn't you, Space Ghost? Wouldn't you, Mister Big Man? But he can't! Y'know why? 'Cause I'm not animated to explode! That's right, right?

 

[dballer]

My old lady likes that movie Mutniy On The Bounty.

 

[TheProject]

My old lady likes that movie Mutniy On The Bounty.

The other night, I was sittin' around watchin' scary movies when all of a sudden, the phone rang. I picked up the phone and a voice said, "I, I buddudda ohhhhhhhhh ........." and I said, "Who is this?" and they hung up. Not long after, the phone rang again, and I picked it up and a voice said, "Hey did you bowannnnnna hooba snaaaaahhhhhhh!" and then they hung up. Well this time, I was thinkin', "Boy oh boy, am I ever frightened!" So I called the operator and I said, "Um, could you please very kindly trace this next call and call me back and tell me who's callin' me?" and the operator said, "Please deposit 25 cents," and I said, "Are you nuts?" The phone rang again, and sure enough the voice said, "Beedah whoaoooooo I gotta!" and he hung up, and just then the operator called and said, "The last call came from your house!" And I said, "Somebody's in the house, oh no!!!!!!!!" and then the operator said, "Oh, wait, I, I'm sorry, I was, uh, looking at your number. The call actually came from the old crazy house down the road." And th- then I said, "Oh, that's just crazy John. I wonder what he wanted."

 

[Hannibal]

It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog.

 

[HappyScrappy]

THAT WAS IT!!!

that was the one I was gonna send you.

hilarious

The other night, I was sittin' around watchin' scary movies when all of a sudden, the phone rang. I picked up the phone and a voice said, "I, I buddudda ohhhhhhhhh ........." and I said, "Who is this?" and they hung up. Not long after, the phone rang again, and I picked it up and a voice said, "Hey did you bowannnnnna hooba snaaaaahhhhhhh!" and then they hung up. Well this time, I was thinkin', "Boy oh boy, am I ever frightened!" So I called the operator and I said, "Um, could you please very kindly trace this next call and call me back and tell me who's callin' me?" and the operator said, "Please deposit 25 cents," and I said, "Are you nuts?" The phone rang again, and sure enough the voice said, "Beedah whoaoooooo I gotta!" and he hung up, and just then the operator called and said, "The last call came from your house!" And I said, "Somebody's in the house, oh no!!!!!!!!" and then the operator said, "Oh, wait, I, I'm sorry, I was, uh, looking at your number. The call actually came from the old crazy house down the road." And th- then I said, "Oh, that's just crazy John. I wonder what he wanted."

 

[TheProject]

THAT WAS IT!!!

that was the one I was gonna send you.

hilarious

Where's my script!? How hard can it be to write this gobbledygook!?

 

[ladymacbeth]

Where's my script!? How hard can it be to write this gobbledygook!?

did I ever tell you this story proj? One time my friends and I were coming out of our bar when we ran into these fratboys going into a wing place, and they were drunk, and tried to start some shit with some of my dudes, and one of the fatter whitehats started yelling "hey man, why don't you just come over here and bite my balls...come on man, just slap my balls then!" and gesturing towards his nether regions...

 

[Hannibal]

One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.

 

[polarpixie]

Oh, he'd love to blast me, wouldn't you, Space Ghost? Wouldn't you, Mister Big Man? But he can't! Y'know why? 'Cause I'm not animated to explode! That's right, right?

Right.

One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.

oh yea? well, if you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

 

[TheProject]

When I was in high school one time I was voted Homecoming King. My Mom said, "Oh, what an honor." and she made me a beautiful king outfit which I wore to the Homecoming Dance. I was there for about three hours when I realized I didn't know even one single person. "I must be going to the wrong school!" I cried out. But I figured, you know, these guys had voted me king, so they were my loyal subjects. So I stayed at the dance 'til long after it was over. And I taxed them heavily. The end.

 

[Hannibal]

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

[TheProject]

One time the teacher told us to write a paper about the future. I said, "Hey, I, I don't know anything about that. Hasn't happened yet." But, you know, I had to do it, so I wrote "I made my dog bark this morning. She likes french fries. She a funny dog. She goes doodie outside. My Uncle Bill has three dogs. They eat chicken. In the future." See what I did there? I used my little dog story to tell about the future. And she said, "Well, I predict a D in your future." The end.

 

[Hannibal]

So darlin', darilin' stand...

Whenever you're in trouble...

 

[Hannibal]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

 

[TheProject]

When I was little I used to go to the zoo and see this gorilla named Butch. All he did all day long was flick big boogers at the people who were watchin' him. I used to say to myself "What a life!" I think that's when I decided to go into show business!

 

[TheProject]

I know.

Y'know, the last I heard, my gorilla friend Butch was playin' in a band in Seattle.

With the lights out, here's a booger!
Here we are now, have a booger!

And here I am, star of my own TV show.
Oh, the river of life. How it rolls and flows..

 

[TheProject]

I will not allow you to turn an intelligent discussion into a roadhouse side-show.

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Last edited by RyanH on 10-May-2002 at 10:00 AM

 

[TheProject]

There's this dojobbie thingie in my heart, and you pulled it, and I kinda fell in love with you until the dojobbie broke. Then somebody else put tape and glue on my dojobbie, and I fell in love with her, and I'm sorry but it was your fault 'cause you broke my dojobbie!

 

[Peyote Killa]

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

OMG, I can't believe no one got that!!!!
Chunk From Goonies, the greatest kid flic of all time. Major props to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheProject]

So, I went to the grocery store. And I went to get some milk. So anyway, I got there and the store clerk looked at me and he said, "Well, hi there, Brak. Are you here to get some milk?" And I said, "Well, what if I am?" And he said, "Well, I was just askin', you know, 'cause you forgot last time. Remember?" And I said, "Oh, thanks. Uh, yeah." So I went through the aisles past the bread .... past the cold cuts .... past the cookies! Past the ketchups ... past the frozen dinners (one of them, by the way, looked really good! It had three mini hamburgers, and some corn, and, get this, tater tots and chocolate pudding! All the four major food groups!) Two hours later, I came to the dairy case and I got some milk!

And I brought it home. And my Mom said, "Oh Brak! You remembered the milk!" And I said, "Yup!" and then all of a sudden, she said, "Brak! Did you look at this? The expiration date says tomorrow!" So I had to drink a whole gallon of milk in one day and go back and get some more. So, um, you gotta watch those expiration dates, there, buster.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Since Brak equals adult swim and is their most powerful and brilliant show... I entered a giveaway on their site and the other day I got my Master Shake, from aqua teen hunger force, car air freshener in the mail. I finally won something, oh yeah!!!!

 

[TheProject]

Since Brak equals adult swim and is their most powerful and brilliant show... I entered a giveaway on their site and the other day I got my Master Shake, from aqua teen hunger force, car air freshener in the mail. I finally won something, oh yeah!!!!

NICE!

What does Master Shake smell like?

 

[Hannibal]

I know.

...hope so


Space Ghost:" "Bring me my monicle...I want to look rich!"

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

NICE!

What does Master Shake smell like?

Vanilla! I had to read the entire package, although that does make sense. I don't want to open it and devalue its great worth.

 

[TheProject]

Vanilla! I had to read the entire package, although that does make sense. I don't want to open it and devalue its great worth.

Indeed...that is without a doubt a valuable item.

Much like my Cartoon Planet CD that came from TNT before they ever hit the stores.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I really want a brak action figure. I've seen them in stores, but I never buy them, why??? Did you listen to the contest winning song Beefy Marmenstein? Man Brak is cool. The episode with the fake nose had me cracking up the whole time, he just looked adorable.

 

[TheProject]

Yeah, I need to pick up a Bracktion figure too. I've got Space Ghost sitting here, need a Brak too.

I've got like the first 6 eps on my PC from Kazaa, but it's on at times I'm not able to watch, and I always forget to tape it.

I like The Brak Show, but you really can't top the old Cartoon Planet skits.

Thundercleese just kills me tho.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I had all the episodes until the new season started, I've just been watching those on tv.

I think I missed all the old cartoon planet skits, I didn't get the channel until about 2 years ago.

Sealab 2020 is my second favorite show on there. I can sing the theme song by heart.

 

[TheProject]

There was a Cartoon Planet marathon on a few years ago, and they played 6 hours in one stretch. I taped all those, and have a bunch of others taped too.

I think the only Sealab episode I've seen was the one with the Easy Bake Oven, and that was good.

Another great one is Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law.