Lord Help Me

[Smurfy]

I'm already preparing myself for the tidalwave that is my ex husband that is about to hit Maryland/DC this week. This dude is like a frickin tornado everywhere he goes. Do you know anyone like this? Do you understand the chaos and stupidity of which I speak? I liken an hour with my ex to about 4 days with a sleep-deprived retarded 4 yr old all hopped up on Mountain Dew and Sweetarts.

And my husband is out of town so he can't even serve as my buffer like he usually does.

Good thing I am more in control of myself than I was only a few years ago and i am more resilient to the annoyances and irritations of my ex. He's like a diaper rash on top of a ringworm wound loaded with salt and hot sauce.

 

[biteme]

I'm already preparing myself for the tidalwave that is my ex husband that is about to hit Maryland/DC this week. This dude is like a frickin tornado everywhere he goes. Do you know anyone like this? Do you understand the chaos and stupidity of which I speak? I liken an hour with my ex to about 4 days with a sleep-deprived retarded 4 yr old all hopped up on Mountain Dew and Sweetarts.

And my husband is out of town so he can't even serve as my buffer like he usually does.

Good thing I am more in control of myself than I was only a few years ago and i am more resilient to the annoyances and irritations of my ex. He's like a diaper rash on top of a ringworm wound loaded with salt and hot sauce.

Would you like to get a piece for oldtime's sake?

 

[Smurfy]

Would you like to get a piece for oldtime's sake?

I'd rather slide naked down a razor-blade banister

 

[resqguy]

You should hook him up with my ex-wife. They sound like a perfect match.

 

[jh1]

He's like a diaper rash on top of a ringworm wound loaded with salt and hot sauce.

LMAO..

Your faux comtempt for him is transparent desire for his nutsack.

 

[vixensghost]

So, did he get this way before or after you married him?


Be the hostess with the mostess and slip him a few downers in his beverage. Spit on him and slap his ass silly once he's passed out--Take pictures too!

 

[javaguru]

I'm already preparing myself for the tidalwave that is my ex husband that is about to hit Maryland/DC this week. This dude is like a frickin tornado everywhere he goes. Do you know anyone like this? Do you understand the chaos and stupidity of which I speak? I liken an hour with my ex to about 4 days with a sleep-deprived retarded 4 yr old all hopped up on Mountain Dew and Sweetarts.

And my husband is out of town so he can't even serve as my buffer like he usually does.

Good thing I am more in control of myself than I was only a few years ago and i am more resilient to the annoyances and irritations of my ex. He's like a diaper rash on top of a ringworm wound loaded with salt and hot sauce.

So, what made you decide, "This is the man for me?"

 

[resqguy]

I'm already preparing myself for the tidalwave that is my ex husband that is about to hit Maryland/DC this week. This dude is like a frickin tornado everywhere he goes. Do you know anyone like this? Do you understand the chaos and stupidity of which I speak? I liken an hour with my ex to about 4 days with a sleep-deprived retarded 4 yr old all hopped up on Mountain Dew and Sweetarts.

And my husband is out of town so he can't even serve as my buffer like he usually does.

Good thing I am more in control of myself than I was only a few years ago and i am more resilient to the annoyances and irritations of my ex. He's like a diaper rash on top of a ringworm wound loaded with salt and hot sauce.

You had me at "sleep-deprived retarded 4 yr old."

 

[Smurfy]

So, what made you decide, "This is the man for me?"

2 bottles of Boonesfarm and being 19 yrs old and clueless.

 

[nimbus]

so you have to see him for a bit while you hand off y'alls kid?

 

[Smurfy]

so you have to see him for a bit while you hand off y'alls kid?

yeah this is actually his first time visiting since we moved to MD over 2 yrs ago. Other than this, all the visits have been facilitated by me flying my son our to Chicago to see his Dad.
I would pick him up at the airport but his flight arrives at 11:00pm so he can take his happy ass a cab to his hotel. Then the next day Im sure I will have to somehow get my son to him at the hotel since he cant rent a car without a valid drivers license (which he doesnt have). Unless I allow my son to miss school on Friday in which case I'll drop my son off at the hotel on my way to work. Then I have to see him again on Saturday at my son's football game and again on Sunday to pick the child up and likely drive the ex back to the airport. So yeah, pretty much I'll be dealing with him all weekend mostly because he is too much of a fuck up to have his own transportation,

 

[jh1]

With the infrequency of the visits, is it akward for your son?

Ugh... loser parents make me fucking ill.

 

[Smurfy]

With the infrequency of the visits, is it akward for your son?

Ugh... loser parents make me fucking ill.

no my son LOVES his Dad. probably because he's more a playmate than a parent. they are very close and always have been. when we moved, it was very hard for both of them but his Dad is too much of a loser to even be able to fly his ass to MD from Chicago to visit his son. So, Ive been the one to facilitate the visits knowing that it's what my son wanted.