Looking for that BIG x-mas "O"For ya lady?Bring a pad and pen fellas.

[shrimp poboy]

Last night I could no longer hold out on the "Hustler store"Sampler pack I got for my girl for x=mas.Her is what ya gonna need.

1]1 7" don juan pyrex glass ribbed dildo

2)1 anal bead starter kit for beginners(For her idiots)

3)bannana flavored booty butter

4}25 years of oral experience of various vag's
5)About 7 hrs of free time

Without going into a shitload of detail this combo is guarenteed to satisfy ANY woman!!!

Peachy(my gf's vag)Is crippled right now but she(gf) still did a great job cleaning my house.Any questions post up Even smurf.

 

[miplank]

the booty butter was for you right?

 

[miplank]

As well as the glass dildo

 

[shrimp poboy]

As well as the glass dildo

That glass dick aint no joke peeps

 

[nimbus]

can i replace #3 with mac and cheese?

 

[shrimp poboy]

can i replace #3 with hog head cheese?

Why not?

 

[miplank]

That glass dick aint no joke peeps

Did it hurt?....your g/f should have applied more booty butter on you.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Did it hurt?....your g/f should have applied more booty butter on you.

She wanted to put them beads in me and I chickened out