Look bitch - dont ignore me!

[Smurfy]

 

[Smurfy]

someone mentioned i should call him "Honkey Toes"
and i think it fits

 

[PICK3]

More like, bitch I'm fucking hungry

 

[WhistleBritchesII]

u need a bigger lap top

jus sayen

 

[Smurfy]

More like, bitch I'm fucking hungry

he's a little piggy. he already ate. he's just really really needy for attention. we got him from the shelter.

 

[AztecWarrior]

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/amg_dvd_covers/150/drt500/t571/t57197gv0hn.jpg

 

[ortiz34]

He needs to be tied to your bumper tommorow am

 

[gotmilk]

You should name him Toonces and let him drive Lummy's Porsche

 

[PICK3]

You should name him Toonces and let him drive Lummy's Porsche

Agreed!

Isn't Sox a little ?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I love kitties

 

[lostinfitness]

smurfy, your kitten is awesome.

 

[Smurfy]

lol his head looks disproportionately huge in this picture.

 

[lartinos]

I am allergic to cats. I'm not a big "cat" person like most doods.

 

[AAP]

how old?

has he peed on your chair yet?

 

[the_alcatraz]

OMGosh he's so cute

 

[all the whey]

 

[Smurfy]

how old?

has he peed on your chair yet?

4 mos old.

he's not going to fuck around and piss on my furniture. he wouldnt dare cross me

 

[all the whey]

u need a bigger lap top

jus sayen

Smurfy needs a smaller lap.

jus sayen

 

[lartinos]

lol, what a guy.

 

[the_alcatraz]

 

[stilleto]

he has an adorably big head.
where'd you get him?

my cats are super affectionate.

 

[Smurfy]

rofl.


stilleto, we got him from the humane society.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i hope the cat doesn't expect to get fed when you have no plan of sharing your food with anybody

 

[chris302001]

OMG, how adorable!

 

[Mr. dB]

So who did the cat sleep with last night?

 

[Mr. dB]

You sure have a lot of stuff plugged into the wall sockets.

 

[chris302001]

You sure have a lot of stuff plugged into the wall sockets.

lol thank god she doesnt live in an older house... hey wait..... *sniff sniff*, something smells like hot plastic.......

 

[lartinos]

OMG, how adorable!

 

[Arabian]

Thats the dumbest picture of a fucking cat ever

 

[lartinos]

Thats the dumbest picture of a fucking cat ever

Dude, what?
That doesn't even make sense. And just said I don't like cats.

 

[Oceano]

u need a bigger lap top

jus sayen

u need a bigger treasure room!

 

[Smurfy]

You sure have a lot of stuff

i know. thanks

 

[stilleto]

Thats the dumbest picture of a fucking cat ever

omg.

lol
wtf.

 

[WhistleBritchesII]

LMAO

not at the situation but how you choose your words to get an affect

 

[all the whey]

LMAO

not at the situation but how you choose your words to get an affect

I actually copied directly from Arabian and pasted it. (about 20 times) lol

That was before I knew he was having some problems. So, I am going to take it easy on him.

Do you have any suggestions who to go after now? I am bored

 

[stilleto]

I actually copied directly from Arabian and pasted it. (about 20 times) lol

That was before I knew he was having some problems. So, I am going to take it easy on him.

Do you have any suggestions who to go after now? I am bored

isn't it my turn again yet? you've been ignoring me for a year.

 

[Mr. dB]

So who did the cat sleep with last night?

^^^^^

 

[Smurfy]

^^^^^

the kitty slept on my face all night

 

[Mr. dB]

If you want to encourage it to bond with teh boy, you'll have to close your bedroom door so the cat has to seek another warm body to cuddle with.

How's your swollen eye?

 

[Smurfy]

If you want to encourage it to bond with teh boy, you'll have to close your bedroom door so the cat has to seek another warm body to cuddle with.

How's your swollen eye?

actually the boy slept with us onthe couch and the kitty went back and forth between us both
and today i was gone inthe morning and then again in the afternoon, and so the kitty andbilly lounged andnapped together all day and bonded pretty good.

 

[goin on 4T]

Thats the cutest kitty picture of a cat ever

Fixed

 

[Smurfy]

omg this cat has the worst gas ever.he is always crawling up by my face, wow

 

[goin on 4T]

omg this cat has the worst gas ever.he is always crawling up by my face, wow

My x bought these two freak cats I don't remember what they were but she/I paid like 2500 bucks for both of them because she was going to bread them. Their craps smelled so F'ing bad. It would clear the room. Seriously gross! Anyway the cats would also crap in the wood storage areas on the sides of the fireplace and these weren't hard terds either it was like mudd. I hated those cats. She ended up trading them to this woman who was a local photographer animal lover within 2 years that woman was devorced. Damn cats I wonder how many marriges they ruined!

 

[samoth]

My x bought these two freak cats I don't remember what they were but she/I paid like 2500 bucks for both of them because she was going to bread them

Breaded cats sounds like a delicacy.

 

[goin on 4T]

Breaded cats sounds like a delicacy.

Thanks for the spell checker I hope the misspelling didn't take away from the story!

 

[Smurfy]

Breaded cats sounds like a delicacy.

rofl!

 

[chris302001]

omg this cat has the worst gas ever.he is always crawling up by my face, wow

lolol your not feeding him wet food are you?

 

[Razorguns]

Get a wireless card you nerd newbie.

r

 

[Smurfy]

Get a wireless card you nerd newbie.

r

why>? where am i goin?

 

[chris302001]

why>? where am i goin?

+1

If I dont need wireless Im always plugged in. Why wouldnt you wanna be faster if you can?

 

[SaiBoT]

Cats deserve more attention than some people...

 

[Smurfy]

+1

If I dont need wireless Im always plugged in. Why wouldnt you wanna be faster if you can?

i hope my 25ft ethernet cable stretches into the masturbation chamber

 

[puddlemonkey]

where am i goin?

To the karma store to give to the needy.




*waits*

 

[Smurfy]

To the karma store to give to the needy.




*waits*

fuk off lol do you see how much karmas i have?

 

[chris302001]

fuk off lol do you see how much karmas i have?

oh, you need some???

 

[goin on 4T]

i hope my 25ft ethernet cable stretches into the masturbation chamber

Right along with you 25ft web cam wire!!!

 

[chris302001]

fuk off lol do you see how much karmas i have?

no regifting!

 

[Smurfy]

just in case you guys arent quite sick of seeing kitteh pics. heres a few more

 

[puddlemonkey]

fuk off lol do you see how much karmas i have?

*still waiting*

 

[Smurfy]

 

[puddlemonkey]

no regifting!

Oh what a slap in the face that would be.






Do it smurf!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Is that thing even alive?

 

[Smurfy]

Is that thing even alive?

which one?

 

[puddlemonkey]

which one?

The one with fleas.

 

[chris302001]

Oh what a slap in the face that would be.






Do it smurf!!!!

LOL, I meant her giving it back to me like she threatens..... She's not going to give it to you silly simian...

 

[Razorguns]

why>? where am i goin?

get hohos from the kitchen i suppose.

r

 

[Smurfy]

get hohos from the kitchen i suppose.

r

razor,
I found that snackwells are a nice substitute for HoHos and other such hostess snacks.

 

[AAP]

the kitty slept on my face all night

i would let your kitty sleep on my face all night too.

 

[AAP]

You sure have a lot of stuff plugged into the wall sockets.

that's cause she stealing cable signal from next door.

 

[JR76]

Awwwww that's too kewt!!!! He looks just like me when I was little guy! The kitteh that is.

 

[Cutiebaby]

lmfao that is so cute.