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Long awaited Werd booty pic!
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Umm I think you forgot to attach the pic! 
Werd
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Dumb bastard!
Digi cams and credit cards don't see to work for the Ffactor..... I sure hope that his skillz in other departments are better.
We go out last night and I had to end up washing dishes because his "magnetic strip" didn't work on the card! *wink* But because I felt bad for his sorry ass (he looked oh so sav-ey and de-boner in his black ruffled pirate shirt) I posed for him in my waaaaaaaaaaaay hot lingerie.
I mean, I couldn't very well let the good peeps of elite down, now could I?
So he is like, "Smokin' baby... the camera loves you.... oh yea, give it to me good baby!"
Now he is fumbling feverishly with his computer here and I am thinking,"Damn, this had better have soooooooo been worth it."
And I come on here to see THIS?!?!?!
You have a few hours to fix this major plunder Mr Ffactor.... or I will NEVER EVER bend over in an electric blue thong in your presence ever EVER AGAIN!!!
tee-hee
Digi cams and credit cards don't see to work for the Ffactor..... I sure hope that his skillz in other departments are better.
We go out last night and I had to end up washing dishes because his "magnetic strip" didn't work on the card! *wink* But because I felt bad for his sorry ass (he looked oh so sav-ey and de-boner in his black ruffled pirate shirt) I posed for him in my waaaaaaaaaaaay hot lingerie.
I mean, I couldn't very well let the good peeps of elite down, now could I?
So he is like, "Smokin' baby... the camera loves you.... oh yea, give it to me good baby!"
Now he is fumbling feverishly with his computer here and I am thinking,"Damn, this had better have soooooooo been worth it."
And I come on here to see THIS?!?!?!
You have a few hours to fix this major plunder Mr Ffactor.... or I will NEVER EVER bend over in an electric blue thong in your presence ever EVER AGAIN!!!
tee-hee
Buddy_Christ
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onebigab said:
totally, completely, and utterly worthless. i'm boycotting this thread until there's some hot ass pics in it.
Buddy_Christ
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ok, Paulo's ass is now in this thread.
i guess mine is too.
no more boycotting.
hey Paulo, i rose to your ass posedown challenge.
i guess mine is too.
no more boycotting.
hey Paulo, i rose to your ass posedown challenge.
Buddy_Christ
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i'm always up for a challenge.
Buddy_Christ
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velvett said:
at least when i say i'm going to give an ass pic, i deliver!
tripleblonde
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lookin good girl from the small pic i see 
tuc biscuit
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rump-diddly-umptious
btw, I never got my pics : (
btw, I never got my pics : (
tripleblonde
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tuc biscuit said:
this place is exploding w/ass pics......
Moderate_THIS
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nice back. I still don't know what design that is on your jammies that looks like a hat with a clit sticking out
Werd
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rpol said:
LOL I don't know how.... could somebody tell me how to do it. Or I will just email the pic.
First you guys want to see a silly flash over the face, crappy upperbody shot, then you guys want to see a pic of my behind in my Best Granny PJ's?!?!
I wonder what sort of offers I would get if I would say that their *might* be the possibility of coersing me into peeling the pants down juuuuuuust a smidge!
tuc biscuit
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Werd said:
you're saying you wanna play hardball eh? ok, let the games commence
Great tease Ms.Werd I have much to learn from you!
Werd
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superqt4u2nv said:Great tease Ms.Werd I have much to learn from you!
LOL...
When you offer it to a man on a silver platter, he loses interest very quickly or turns it down altogether...
The man always wants what is covered or that he thinks he can not have. If he acquires it too easily, then he thinks to himself, "Well, if I got it like that, then how many other dudes have gotten it too?"
Unless of course, you just want a fuck. Then it doesn't matter what he wants as long as you got yours!
*NARF*
Werd said:So Dial tone.... you got a pic of a chick with a sweeter ass?
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm. Gimme something to work with here.
After all that smack I was expecting a Beyonce booty in full glory. When you get a booty like this girl then we can talk. Look at that ass! You can bounce a 25 lb plate off this babe's ghetto onion.
Paulo
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Werd said:I personally prefer the cheese, in the kitchen with my panties down around my ankles.
Yeah, in some deviant way, I do too.
Actually, I pretty much gave up on seeing an ass pic about 30 posts ago, so my expectations weren't all that high anyways.
But seeing how much fun you had messing with the boys of elite, almost make me want to go out and create a female alter.
Werd
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Dial_tone said:After all that smack I was expecting a Beyonce booty in full glory. When you get a booty like this girl then we can talk. Look at that ass! You can bounce a 25 lb plate off this babe's ghetto onion.
Now how on earth do you expect me weakling little whitegurl like m'self to compete with a chick who has an ass like that?!
She must be mixed or at least a latina!
*sniff*
*hangs head in shame*
*takes pathetic little red wagon and leaves playground*
Werd said:Now how on earth do you expect me weakling little whitegurl like m'self to compete with a chick who has an ass like that?!
She must be mixed or at least a latina!
*sniff*
*hangs head in shame*
*takes pathetic little red wagon and leaves playground*
Dont worry little girl with some hard work you can have an ass like that too someday Dial_tone said:After all that smack I was expecting a Beyonce booty in full glory. When you get a booty like this girl then we can talk. Look at that ass! You can bounce a 25 lb plate off this babe's ghetto onion.
Oh hell yes!!! Now that's what I'm talking about! Now that's a REAL booty call. Yummy!
Moderate_THIS
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Werd said:
Is this any better?
12 pages
Werd
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daveyboy said:Hehehe...Werd your so funny. You just love to tease us don't you?? It's gettin' better.....
Just read how I was schoolin' the very young and beautiful Ms SuperQt on her Assvatar thread.
Nothing that is worth having ever comes easily.
Now if I could just get a hold of the chick in DT's example of what kinda shot I am supposed to be posting so I could learn how to get a bootay like THAT!... I would have all kinds of dawgs nipping at my heels.
Dontcha think?
Werd said:Just read how I was schoolin' the very young and beautiful Ms SuperQt on her Assvatar thread.
Nothing that is worth having comes easily.
Now if I could just get a hold of the chick in DT's example of what kinda shot I am supposed to be posting so I could learn how to get a bootay like THAT!... I would have all kinds of dawgs nipping at my heels.
Dontcha think?
I'm curious if you ever schooled that young boytoy/trainer at your gym that you had the hots for about a month or so ago.....
Werd said:LOL ya'll know me too well.
Fucking Dialtone had to put that ass pic up.
How could I hope to compete with THAT?! I don't even see the point of trying.
I don't either. I see the makings of a decent pooper but I need a booty that just makes ya wanna grab yer crotch and go "owwiee".
Werd
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daveyboy said:
Yet another dumb boy that hit the lottery and lost the ticket before he ever cashed it! LOL
I left him my number about a week or so ago and the silly boy choked! He only smiles nervously at me from the far end of the gym. I'll have a talk with him when I get a chance and explain that I am not some pissy 17yr old. He lost his nerve and I am down. (Truth be told, I chickened out as well so I am relieved he never called me.) I will smile and tell him while I give a long hard seductive look into his eyes, "It's all good sugarplumb, there are some fantasies that are better left just that: fantasies." Then walk away chuckling and shaking my head.
Besides, I have had a real man creeping into my thoughts as of late.
Werd said:Yet another dumb boy that hit the lottery and lost the ticket before he ever cashed it! LOL
I left him my number about a week or so ago and the silly boy choked! He only smiles nervously at me from the far end of the gym. I'll have a talk with him when I get a chance and explain that I am not some pissy 17yr old. He lost his nerve and I am down. (Truth be told, I chickened out as well so I am relieved he never called me.) I will smile and tell him while I give a long hard seductive look into his eyes, "It's all good sugarplumb, there are some fantasies that are better left just that: fantasies." Then walk away chuckling and shaking my head.
Besides, I have had a real man creeping into my thoughts as of late.
He choked eh? See what happens when you send in a boy to do a man's job? Probably scared the shit outta him...hehehe. Oh well.....Poor guy doesn't know a good thing when he sees it. He'll probably be kicking himself in the ass for it later.
Werd said:Yet another dumb boy that hit the lottery and lost the ticket before he ever cashed it! LOL
I left him my number about a week or so ago and the silly boy choked! He only smiles nervously at me from the far end of the gym. I'll have a talk with him when I get a chance and explain that I am not some pissy 17yr old. He lost his nerve and I am down. (Truth be told, I chickened out as well so I am relieved he never called me.) I will smile and tell him while I give a long hard seductive look into his eyes, "It's all good sugarplumb, there are some fantasies that are better left just that: fantasies." Then walk away chuckling and shaking my head.
Besides, I have had a real man creeping into my thoughts as of late.
If he's Canadian I am sure I would like em
Werd
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LOL This is one of the reasons why I go for older men. Whether I like it or not, younger men come off all big and bad, but when it comes time to deliver:
THEY ALL FUCKING CHICKEN OUT!
This has happened with every younger guy, except one: the spindly dude that came from far away.
I seem to intimidate a lot of men, which is really pretty funny when you think about it really. I mean how on earth could a little chick wearing pink hip huggers, white gauze midrif shirt and pink bucket hat possibly intimidate ANY ONE?!
THEY ALL FUCKING CHICKEN OUT!
This has happened with every younger guy, except one: the spindly dude that came from far away.
I seem to intimidate a lot of men, which is really pretty funny when you think about it really. I mean how on earth could a little chick wearing pink hip huggers, white gauze midrif shirt and pink bucket hat possibly intimidate ANY ONE?!
jerkbox said:
I don`t know why, but this had me LMAO!!!
Buddy_Christ
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Werd said:
maybe he doesn't like you.
tuc biscuit
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Yeah, this thread has taken a turn for the better.
What I wouldn't give to be the piece of string on the back of those thongs.
and the younger man thing...........anytime sister muhahahahahaha
What I wouldn't give to be the piece of string on the back of those thongs.
and the younger man thing...........anytime sister muhahahahahaha
Werd
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crak600 said:
Do you honestly believe that I would arbitrarily dispense my number to a man who didn't show interest? Come on.
The silly little gym boy was shocked that I even struck up a conversation with his buddy (another trainer guy that has known me since I've been training there for years) one night. Turns out I didn't even realize that the kid was a also a trainer kid from the gym. I don't pay attention to anyone there. I train. Then I leave. I could care less who is around me. After we started chatting (the three of us) he reminded me that a few weeks back he thought that I was going to throw a 45# plate at him because he "got in my way" as I was dropsetting on the ALP. LOL I didn't even remember!
So once we start chatting (me, this kid and the sweet girl behind the juicebar) I start thinking,"Mmmmmmmmmmm he's kinda cute.... got a tongue pierce, claims to have skillz (never been serviced by a guy who has his tongue pierced), not my type because he is a child at 22, but DAYUM could this be fun!"
As I said, it is better this way because honestly I wouldn't have gone through with it anyway. I am a really no-stress kind of chick. Experience has taught me, if the dude isn't down - oh well.
Maybe if I had an ass like the chick in Dialtone's pic I would have had a better chance. LOL
DT - got any more pics of that hottie?.... Making me look bad on my own fucking ass thread. DAMN YOU!
Werd
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RADAR said:Werd You done shown a tad bit of that superr fine ass. Might as well show it in all its glory,(i've seen it and i can tell you guys it is superfine!)One of those like DT says -you can grab and go oooowwieeeee!
(Please)
RADAR
I dunno... DT went and really intimidated me. I mean shit, how ON EARTH could I even try to compete with ass like that?
Werd
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tuc biscuit said:
There is only one younger man to date that has delivered the goods. He was only younger than by by two years though. Perhaps that is the key: stay with dudes that are AROUND my age. Seems odd though, for some reason, it seems that men around my age seem to prefer women that are about 10 years my junior.
Go figure.
I wonder if I would give up the whole "older man thing" if the younger guy would be able to forget the whole "younger woman thing"? LOL
Werd
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Bigdawg1468 said:
*blush* Thank you, that was very kind.
I think the reason that I look the way I do has more to do with the people that I have been blessed enough to have come into my life: (my kids) and less to do with my hair or my behind or even the color of my eyes.
Oddly enough that is what most people say "ruins" a woman. Child-bearing and the passage of time robs most women of their coloring, firmness of their bodies and often times they are even robbed of their hopes and dreams; the very essence of their souls.
I say that I am truly fortunate because my kids are what sets me apart from other females...
THEY are why I am so beautiful.
Werd said:*blush* Thank you, that was very kind.
I think the reason that I look the way I do has more to do with the people that I have been blessed enough to have come into my life: (my kids) and less to do with my hair or my behind or even the color of my eyes.
Oddly enough that is what most people say "ruins" a woman. Child-bearing and the passage of time robs most women of their coloring, firmness of their bodies and often times they are even robbed of their hopes and dreams; the very essence of their souls.
I say that I am truly fortunate because my kids are what sets me apart from other females...
THEY are why I am so beautiful.
Nope the beauty was already there, and they are lucky to have a loving mother.
Werd said:DT - got any more pics of that hottie?.... Making me look bad on my own fucking ass thread. DAMN YOU!
A glutton for punishment, I see. I could use this ass to open my bottle of beer then rest it on top while I'm hittin in from the back. Look ma, no hands! POW POW POW! When you got it like this you just might qualify to be on my internet mistress list. Dunno where you are but I don't have all parts of the country covered yet.
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RADAR
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Dial_tone said:A glutton for punishment, I see. I could use this ass to open my bottle of beer then rest it on top while I'm hittin in from the back. Look ma, no hands! POW POW POW! When you got it like this you just qualify to be on my internet mistress. Dunno where you are but I don't have all parts of the country covered yet.
Don't you tell me that ass aint jamming, i would grab that thing and hold on for the ride. EEEYYOOWWWW!
Encore!
RADAR
Werd said:
OK... Dialtone - YOU are a major ass.
There no way IN HELL that I could ever have an ass like that chick.
I hate your guts.
That chic ass is rockin I need to visualize that tomorrow when I am doing squats.
Dial_tone said:A glutton for punishment, I see. I could use this ass to open my bottle of beer then rest it on top while I'm hittin in from the back. Look ma, no hands! POW POW POW! When you got it like this you just qualify to be on my internet mistress. Dunno where you are but I don't have all parts of the country covered yet.
Damn the things I would do to that booty
Sissy, how dare you!!!!!! 
