Long ass thread topics

[Milhouse]

Hey some of you people when you start a new thread make the subject way too long.

Why am I bitching? Glad you asked!
When you type a subject like for example:

"Hey it's me whitey and I want to call out all the mods because they delete my topics and I am the fastest typist in the world please respond to my thread here thanks and see ya"

What this does it makes people like me and others have to scroll sideways back and forth just to be able to read the screen.

So fucking cut back on the length of your topic please!

 

[Milhouse]

BUMP, TIRED OF THIS

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I don't need your civil war, I'm leaving.

 

[Milhouse]

cause it feeds the rich and it buries the poor.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Damn skippy. And I agree w/ you, because my computer displays the threads in a funny way when the titles are too long. The screen begins to blink and a banshee like wail emits from my speakers, sending me into an epileptic fit. After I finish frothing from the mouth, I have to inject 3cc's of glass cleaner into my gums to normalize myself.

 

[Milhouse]

Aw thats nothing a good killing spree couldnt help.

Watched Friday the 13th Part 8, Jason takes manhattan when I got in last night.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I like when the cokehead blond gets shanked with the broken mirror.

"Night time.....is the right time"

 

[Milhouse]

I like it when Jason is walking by the young punks in manhattan and knocks over the ghettoblaster.

That and the part where the kid is boxing Jason on the roof. Then jason punches his head off.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

They don't make movies like they used to.

 

[Milhouse]

No they don't but I did rather enjoy John Carpenter's Vampires, espec where the head vampire slices that guy in half.

Who would win in a fight? Jason or Micheal Myers?
Fuck Freddy he is just around when you sleep.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I've never watched any Michael Myers action. I'm quite content with watching Friday the 13th Parts 4,5,6 and 8 repeatedly in slow motion.

Nightmare on Elm Street was no good, except for when he turned that girl into a cockroach and squished her and when he smashed that other girl's head through the TV.

I just watched "I spit on your grave" the other day, for the first time. I wasn't a fan of the 30 minute rape scenes, but some of the deaths were funny.

 

[Evloks]

Actually that`s rnch`s fault, for not spacing his periods and those words in his topic.

 

[Warik]

So fucking cut back on the length of your topic please!

Or just increase your computer's desktop resolution. =) I'm running at 1600x1200 and haven't had to scroll sideways once. =)

-Warik

 

[Milhouse]

I am not apologizing. In all fairness it is not only your threads that are doing this but the "may1010***May1010***may1010" type of callouts too.

And some of your topics are long ass sentences that could be just said in your posts on the topic.

I dont dislike you whity,but take the apology crap and shove it in your ballcap ok cause it aint gonna happen.