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LOLOLOL!!! Wal mart Shoppers
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RADAR
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CAPTIONS ARE HYSTERICAL !!!
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You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!!
Pensacola , Florida
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I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze!
Sarasota , Florida
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Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like this to beef shop in?
Birmingham , Alabama
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So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye enthusiast OR ..... well, fill in anything.
It really doesn't matter, because nothing we say will make any sense. Who lets these people
out of the house un-championed?
Destin , Florida
Britney Spears let herself go again.
Slidell , Louisiana
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Dear Mrs. Razzlebone-Karbofski, it was cute to dress your boys Festus and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 45? Well, not so much! ..... Suddenly, Festus says, "Hey, Cletus, I been thankin. If my truck could travel faster than the speed of light, would my headlights work?"
Tifton , Georgia
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Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.
Seattle , Washington
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And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure!
Louisville , Kentucky
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Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind.
Mountain Brook , Alabama
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For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt.
Simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt.
Can't be!
Forestdale , Alabama
No way, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker.
Midlothian , Virginia
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You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!!
Pensacola , Florida
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I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard! The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze!
Sarasota , Florida
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Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like this to beef shop in?
Birmingham , Alabama
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So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye enthusiast OR ..... well, fill in anything.
It really doesn't matter, because nothing we say will make any sense. Who lets these people
out of the house un-championed?
Destin , Florida
Britney Spears let herself go again.
Slidell , Louisiana
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Dear Mrs. Razzlebone-Karbofski, it was cute to dress your boys Festus and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 45? Well, not so much! ..... Suddenly, Festus says, "Hey, Cletus, I been thankin. If my truck could travel faster than the speed of light, would my headlights work?"
Tifton , Georgia
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Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.
Seattle , Washington
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And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure!
Louisville , Kentucky
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Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind.
Mountain Brook , Alabama
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For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt.
Simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt.
Can't be!
Forestdale , Alabama
No way, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker.
Midlothian , Virginia
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RADAR
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On first glance, did it appear to anyone else that Gisella's dog is coming out her butt?
Orem , Utah
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It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.
Houston , Texas
Mesmerized here at the Wal-mart Hiring Center , Pinetop thinks this is his lucky day because his mechanic called an hour ago and said, "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Besides, all his redneck buddies told him he was a lock to get this job at Wal-mart, provided he can remember not to smoke weed or drink beer during the job interview.
Austin , Texas
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This is perfectly understandable. Elena Kagan was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she need some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin'.
Nashville , Tennessee
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Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!!
Alpharetta , Georgia
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Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine.
Loves Park , Illinois
"Hittable" as in you want to punch them in the face for wearing that or "hittable" as in you had way too much to drink and it be looking good? please clarify.
lol I second this.... lol
mustang_00
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fat chix tan??? i'm referring to the britney spears one
redshirt27se
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yes, blind and handicapped.
