LOL at the bitch. She said she can't call me her boyfriend because

[biteme]

I'm not a boy. So I says, "What did you call them when you were 20?" And she says, "Yeah, but you're not a boy, you're teetering on old fart." No sex for her tonight.

 

[StickFigure]

I'm not a boy. So I says, "What did you call them when you were 20?" And she says, "Yeah, but you're not a boy, you're teetering on old fart." No sex for her tonight.

nah, bend her over, give her a couple pumps, then suddenly ram it in her ass with no lube. that oughta get her attention.

 

[Phaded]

i'd rather have a chick call me her man than her boyfriend. you fucken cocksucker

 

[biteme]

i'd rather have a chick call me her man than her boyfriend. you fucken cocksucker

LOL. She made the comment. I didn't tell her to call me her boyfriend.

 

[Bikini Mod]

OK... so then what are you?