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LOL. 1000 Karmas. Caption this pic

pintoca

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"Raise your hand if you are sure"
 
"Tastes like chicken"
 
"If you are going to waste time licking, you could have licked my brown eye."
 
How about...

"Honey when you said you wanted to try something different, I thought you were planning to leave the lights on."
 
"Hammy...Why is your mom fondling herself in the doorway to you licking my armpit?"

Sorry Hammy, jk with you bro.

Sorry, I'm not that witty in the morning.
 
stilleto said:
my mom is 5'11" if you're licking her, all you're gonna get is belly button lint. :)

yeah, i love to pour ( i would say wine but im cheap ) ice cream over her body and lick out her belly buton.

im not taking the piss bro, your mum is a sweet ride
 
here we go..

I hope this doesn't offend Jenscats5 :-)
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"Jenscats5 finally figures out why it took so long to get her husband to lick her cooch, he failed anatomy."
 
pintoca said:


ok, ill stop, insulting ppl, and have a go at a quote...


Hammy " klu said she shaved so i can lick it without getting stubble rash. i thought it would taste better than this ! "
 
pintoca said:

"Hey hun. You wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water, woodja?"
 
I swear, the picture in The Kama Sutra looked just like this.
 
That's too funny. I hope she shaved. Her pit would probably feel like a cat's tounge if not

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