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this morning, i asked my son to warm up my truck so i could drive him to school. i didn't realize he took only the car key portion of my keys though...
at 7:30, my son and daughter and i leave the house, which i THOUGHT i left unlocked, and drove him to school. I'm wearing a turtleneck sweater and only a denim jacket cause i didn't think i'd be gone long and it was handy.
Oh, and heels- not like warm boots or anything.
we come home and of course, the house was locked. we go to get the hidden spare key and...
its not there. someone used it and didn't put it back.
so, there i am- 20 degrees outside and i have no socks on, no coat, no money, no gas, no cell phone, no keys and my 8 year old daughter looking at me.

thank goodness my mommy only lives 5 miles from me. i went to a neighbors house to call her and her husband brought a key over.
I even had time to make my daughter an english muffin and get her on the bus!
:)
 
The Shadow said:
didnt readanu other that...I was dumbed down by the avatar

lol... its christmasy!
 
umm....wasnt what I was thinking of.......

but ok, I'll go with it
 
jingle bellls! Can I hang something on the other? :p
 
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Sugarplum said:
this morning, i asked my son to warm up my truck so i could drive him to school. i didn't realize he took only the car key portion of my keys though...
at 7:30, my son and daughter and i leave the house, which i THOUGHT i left unlocked, and drove him to school. I'm wearing a turtleneck sweater and only a denim jacket cause i didn't think i'd be gone long and it was handy.
Oh, and heels- not like warm boots or anything.
we come home and of course, the house was locked. we go to get the hidden spare key and...
its not there. someone used it and didn't put it back.
so, there i am- 20 degrees outside and i have no socks on, no coat, no money, no gas, no cell phone, no keys and my 8 year old daughter looking at me.

thank goodness my mommy only lives 5 miles from me. i went to a neighbors house to call her and her husband brought a key over.
I even had time to make my daughter an english muffin and get her on the bus!
:)

im confused..you had no pants on????
:p
 
lol... there was one on the other, but i can't fit both in the pic.
 
wnt2bBeast said:
im confused..you had no pants on????
:p


:)
nope, just heels, a thong, and a sweater.
 
SoreArms said:
I'm gonna put a mistletoe (sp) over my dong and use that as my avatar

glue it to your belt buckle.
I'm a wealth of information. :)
 
wnt2bBeast said:
ahhh ass in the breeze felt good didnt it!!!!
:p


as you know, its like 20 degrees here, so i pretty much froze my ass off!
 
RADAR said:
No Shit!!!!! ;)


RADAR

why do i have the feeling you saw my avatar before other people did young man??
 
Sugarplum said:
why do i have the feeling you saw my avatar before other people did young man??



lol! Because i'm such a sneak! hee hee! ;)


RADAR
 
I hate locking myself out. Happened alot in my old place. Where I am now though, the only lock is a deadbolt, so you've got to use the key to lock it.
 
Hey Sugarplum--can I have that ornament on your breast 4 christmas? I can paypal u a few bucks for postage. I'll put it on my tree and get a perverted since of enjoyment watching my wife handle it.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Hey Sugarplum--can I have that ornament on your breast 4 christmas? I can paypal u a few bucks for postage. I'll put it on my tree and get a perverted since of enjoyment watching my wife handle it.

lol... sure.
:)
 
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