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Locker Room Etiquette

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frorider6.2

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I can't believe the lack of etiquette in the locker room! I'll start the educating, everyone else jump in.

- After getting out of the shower, the first itwm of clothing you put on should be underwear! If you go commando, then keep a towel wrapped around your waist until it's time to put your pants on. Today I saw a guy wearing ONLY a t-shirt standing at the sink combing his hair. FOR FUCK SAKE! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT THING!

- Never choose the middle pisser and NEVER use the pisser right next to someone if there is one available further away.
 
Agreed on all points.

Why is it that the fatter, older, and hairier a guy is, the more likely he is to walk around naked, bend over at the waist naked, etc.? When i worked at a gym I had to use the locker room often to piss and without fail if someone was naked it was some old crazy guy.
 
For starters... way to many middle aged hairy assholes plop their little love buckets down on the benches for me to ever dare use them for anything other than putting my shoes on.

Only use the locker rooms to change or put on a suit, take a shower at home and you will feel less violated in the morning....
 
or old men who get out of the shower and walk 100 feet creating a slippery wet floor where they go dry their testicles under the air hand dryer, then i end up sliping on the wet floor landing in a puddle of discolored stagnant locker room water....sorry about the vivid detail but i now you know guys exactly know what i am talking about
 
My wife quit Bally's because someone in the women's lockeroom took a dump in the shower. Apparently she walked into the lockerroom and there was a big commotion so she asked what was up - so they showed her and she joined a new gym the next day.
 
There is a sign posted on the door of the women's sauna at my gym saying NOT to use hair dye in the sauna..... wtf??

And the women at my gym regularly hang up their clothes in the sauna for some reason...

Heard the men's locker room is worse..... :worried:
 
i live about 300 feet from my gym so i dont use the locker room. i just go home to take a shower and change.
 
I change clothes at the gym, but nekidness is reserved for when I get home.

Nothing worse than some hairy beer bellied willlie nelson wanna be to come strolling through in his birthday suit during the 3 minutes it takes me to swap clothes.

Even better is the smell in the shower / urinal / toilet area. I feel like I'm at a free concert for the blind walking through there. geez people. Ever heard of shot placement.
 
I overheard some ass bragging about how big he got from his words "shooting the juice" ahhah. Then when he walked out from around the corner and I saw him it got better cuz he was about 160 beerbelly and in his 30's. It remined me of that guy on the MTV true life.
 
Coincidentally right around the time of what my wife and I now call 'the loaf incident', Bally's started hanging up signs all around the gym about customer feedback and how they want Bally's to be a first class gym experience. I encouraged my wife to write in that 'someone took a shit in the shower' but she's so far declined.

And yes, the smell in the men's lockeroom is absolutely foul, with older gents parading around au natural, for some reason the underwear is the last thing to go on. I also can't believe people walk around there with bare feet.
 
The 'old/fat/hairy and naked' phenomenon seems to be universal. Even when i was at college and worked out at the campus rec center, the ONLY naked guys would be the occasional 'townies' who had memberships.

Not that it's much better to see good looking guys naked - it's just weird that it seems to only be the less virile specimens that are prone to exhibitionism.
 
One of the oddest things I have ever witnessed happened in a locker room a few months ago. This was at my college gym, and I went to go use the pisser. As I was standing there taking a leak, minding my own business like any sane person pissing should be, a guy walked up to the urinal RIGHT NEXT to me while there were about 10 others open, stood about 4 feet behind the urinal, whipped out his dick for everyone to see, and started pissing while attempting to get at least half of his stream in the urinal. He stood so far back from the urinal that, when I finished before him, he and his stream were completely blocking any method I had of escaping unless I felt like walking right through this moron's stream.

I don't use that gym anymore.
 
the old people stand at the locker room sink and start to shave there beard while completely naked for about 15 minutes.....at least put a towell around your waist. I wonder what types of funny, gross, and/or sexy:) things happen in the womens locker room
 
After opening the locker (clad in a towel after the shower, of course) i always put my glasses on first. I really dont know why i do that, because it only takes a few secs to realize what heavy a mistake that is ...

There is another thing that really disturbs me. The cleaning personal at my gym is female. And they clean all times of day. No matter how many nekkid men are standing/ showering/ peeing there. I really dont pay attention to people going in and out of the shower, so it really surprizes me when i hear a weird sound below, look down, and see a middle aged, fat, turkish woman scrubb the floor around my feet with a mob.

Dunno - most guys in there are homosexuals, maybe they have different approach to that and dont mind. But for me its really weird.
 
Same things happen at my gym, lots of old guys walking around naked. One time this guy around 300lbs prob 5 foot 5 started talking to me butt naked. I kept eye contact the whole time fearing if I looked lower I'd be scarred for life.
 
Guys at my gym blow dry their balls. 70 year old men. They put one leg up on the bench and blow away. Then they powder themselves down.
 
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