Live life to the fullest

[HappyScrappy]

I am very well travelled - I've been to New York even.
I don't like soup, but I love dancing.

Other ways to push the edge are to try new things in your life - this can be scary - but there are things like the "backspace" key on the keyboard... and dictionaries.
both of which I fear. sometimes I even phear them. well, that was the case until I got a NO FEAR sticker for the rear windshield of my car.
at some point I'll probably get one of those pissing Calvin ones yet, but I can't narrow down the focus of my intense and burning hate to just one thing quite yet.

 

[HappyScrappy]

just got back from the gym. I go several times a day because my grueling 7 hour sessions are too much for mortal humans to witness all in one sitting. that and the staff that inevitably throw me out are usually gone off their shift if I wait and go back later. it gives me time to rest, eat, sleep, and contemplate my hair and lats.
today I was discussing with my training partner how certain protein powders that weren't triple threat tasted like ass, but would likely taste better with milk. he then kindly informed me that milk was "nothing but fat" - I'm sure glad that I can surround myself with such genius throughout the day.
I then grabbed two shiny dumbells and did a short ballet routine that I made up on the spot that allowed me to canter to and fro around, about, and over various racks, benches and cardio machines - this maximized the number of people that could bask in the glory that is... well, me.
I got many looks of envy, I know that most of the men want to be me - it is just a fact of life that people such as myself have to learn to deal with. I'm perfect, they aren't, and so I get a lot of haters. or, as those in the know call them "hatas" and sometimes we add the possessive apostrophe in there for kicks - we know it doesn't belong... but then again, neither do those guys.
the women all love me though. some show it directly by getting drinks of water or running on treadmills, and others are more subtle about it by ignoring me and playing "impossible to get" - but I can see right through their petty games and were I to actually care, I would have them in a moment's notice with a flick of my hair and a glance over my well oiled shoulders.
after finishing my workout I headed out to Denny's because their all you can eat breakfast buffet is what people on the edge of life eat. and that's where I am. sitting right smack on the edge. don't touch, or you might slip and fall... right over the edge and land smack dab right back in the mediocrity that is your life.

 

[addickt]

LMAO ............... very nice indeed

 

[b fold the truth]

Uhhhhhh...ok.



B True

 

[luvs2workout]

[QUOTEthe women all love me though. some show it directly by getting drinks of water or running on treadmills, and others are more subtle about it by ignoring me and playing "impossible to get" - but I can see right through their petty games and were I to actually care, I would have them in a moment's notice with a flick of my hair and a glance over my well oiled shoulders.
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hahahaha

 

[theoak01]

live life to the fullest eh?

does this mean i can play playstation2 and eat cheesy's all day

 

[Pamela]

WOW!!!

Sounds Like Fun!!

 

[b fold the truth]

I believe that you have to live life as best as you can. I have been humbled several times in my life. My health has torn me apart more than once and showed me an a young age that if I don't live and love now, I may never have the chance again.

B True