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[spentagn]

At work today, management instructed us plebeians to complete an online survey on how we like working for the company. Ok, sounds great. On top of everything, it's supposed to anonymous, and we get to slam the management. Still no problem.

One of my coworkers was doing this little survey, and the LAST question goes something like this:

Which of the following describes you best:

heterosexual
homosexual
bisexual
transgendered

What the fuck is this? I work for a VERY large company, one of the largest in the world. I asked my manager about this, her reply was that the company wants a better demographics profile of its employees. Why didn't they ask for my religion or race? As many of you know, I'm a pretty conservative and straight guy, but I am outraged at this question. What is the legality of such a question? They survey is required, but questions are "optional." Whatever the case, this is bullshit.
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[OMEGA]

it probably serves as a resource for the human resources Dep, or Job recruiting.


it's probably nothing sinister.

however I would be carefull of sensitive issues, on the suppossed

anonomous survey.

legally that survey, your computer, and everything else in you office is their property.

this legal term "property" gives them substantial leway in regards to prying into things.

 

[the nature boy]

that is kinda fucked up. I would have just checked "D" all of the above.

I don't trust anonymous surveys. Was it done via an external website?

 

[musclebrains]

That sucks. I hope you had the sense to lie and tell them you are heterosexual.

 

[spentagn]

That sucks. I hope you had the sense to lie and tell them you are heterosexual.

No, I had the sense to refuse to participate. Fag.

 

[manny78]

Tell you're gay, never know you could get a better pay-check.....lol

 

[musclebrains]

No, I had the sense to refuse to participate. Fag.

Oh, I see...Don't ask, don't tell. Uh huh. Another Clintonite!

 

[macho21]

Thats fucked up! It is legal unless they force you to fill it(I think).

 

[spentagn]

Oh, I see...Don't ask, don't tell. Uh huh. Another Clintonite!

Riiiight. Prepare for the onslaught of my brothers' karma! By the way, you must be a very accurate typist considering that pillow you bite must surely obstruct your vision. Obviously it only lets you see things out of your left eye.

In all seriousness, I am offended that this question would be asked. It was the ONLY question that asked about us, and not our impression of the company.

 

[musclebrains]

Riiiight. Prepare for the onslaught of my brothers' karma! By the way, you must be a very accurate typist considering that pillow you bite must surely obstruct your vision. Obviously it only lets you see things out of your left eye.

In all seriousness, I am offended that this question would be asked. It was the ONLY question that asked about us, and not our impression of the company.

No,no problem with typing. I just set my laptop on the back of your head, and it's easy to type while YOU bite the pillow and call me Monica.

I agree that the question is odd. I can't imagine why they asked unless they are considering domestic partnership benefits, but even that seems a weak reason for it out of context.

 

[spentagn]

No,no problem with typing.

You forgot the space after the comma. Damn lying liberals.

 

[strongchick]

gay survey. hmmm. usually that means somebody upstairs is arguing/debating over the cost of benefits. Usually around January companies consider changing their benefits source (life, health, etc.).

 

[spentagn]

Along with the gay theme of the past few days:

This post I'm gonna party like it's 1999
















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[musclebrains]

gay survey. hmmm. usually that means somebody upstairs is arguing/debating over the cost of benefits. Usually around January companies consider changing their benefits source (life, health, etc.).

Well, if they pay for estrogen to make transies curvaceous, they should certainly underwrite chemically-assisted muscular development.

 

[dballer]

No, I had the sense to refuse to participate. Fag.

You should have told them you are a cocksucker fag.. then you could have job security and a big raise and better health insurance!!! hhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

 

[18echo]

No,no problem with typing. I just set my laptop on the back of your head, and it's easy to type while YOU bite the pillow and call me Monica.

 

[dballer]

hahhahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaha

Sizzle Chest!!!!

 

[daised]

maybe someone from management is gay and needs a date. they want to know if there are other homosexual or bi people at work there, so they can start ummm "recruiting" dates