duritz, I agree with MP, rock, paper, scissors is gay. However, the fact that he knew he was your wingman, and still fucked you says alot about him. He isn't worth keeping around as a friend. He should have chatted with the fat chick, with the understanding that you owe him. That means you have to be his wingman, next time he is out on the make, and have to back up all of his bullshit he uses to impress some chick. It also means you owe him one beer for every 1 point differance between the fat chick and your girl on the 1 to 10 scale. Damn, I thought most guys knew this stuff??? Hmmmm.... I think I need to play wingman for awhile for some of my bro's. After all, I'm looking for marriage material right now, so being a player is a waste of my time. However, I do seem to have bros who are clueless and need a good wingman. durtiz, you don't happen to live Near Bryan or College Station, TX do you?