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duritz

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ok so remember the girl i met last night?? well i went out tonight and i see her out again... well my friend starts talkin to her and then i am talkin to her as well... he goes to me, "she's hot as hell" and i agree... then he's like.. "i wanna ask for her number" and i'm like "wtF!?!?!" i am trying to hook it up with her...


so we decide to settle it with rock paper scissors... i win and he is all pissed... i go take a piss and come back and start talkin to her and i say, "so when can you and i hang out?"... she says, "well tomorrow i am going mini golfing with your friend so i don't know"

i am just like "WTF!?!?!?!" so i ask him what his deal is and he makes some stupid excuse and then the night ends and he drives me home and he says i am being a dick about it...

he's a fag... i'm not hanging with him anymore... what do u guys think??
 
i think i wouldve whipped his ass. he fucked up twice, and thats one time too many. sounds like your friend would sell you out for any piece off ass floating around.

poison him.
 
Anarchist said:
i think i wouldve whipped his ass. he fucked up twice, and thats one time too many. sounds like your friend would sell you out for any piece off ass floating around.

poison him.


do a search on my posts and see the one titled, "my friend was acting weird tonight" this is the same kid... i tell ya i have had my doubts about him

like when he was around my ex gf it always seemed like he was trying to hook it up with her... i am pretty sure i am done with him
 
dude, how the fuck can you say your not going to hang with me anymore, seriously, we been down since day one, you went to take a piss, so I thought you werent interested, its fair game, so I asked her to go play mini golf and then after I was going to surprize you by inviting her over to fuck both of us, now screw that, deals off, you ruined it.

plus your ex girl is your ex, it dont matter if I spit game at her, she was all bout dis when yall was still together and I let that shit slide, now im just pickin up where I left off is all.

another thing, I see the way you be beemin my lil sis, dude, dont even play like that kid, shes only 16
 
duritz said:



do a search on my posts and see the one titled, "my friend was acting weird tonight" this is the same kid... i tell ya i have had my doubts about him

like when he was around my ex gf it always seemed like he was trying to hook it up with her... i am pretty sure i am done with him

im not plat, so i doubt i could find it.
 
She is skank dirty whore. Your boy is a big time scumbag who likes taking his friends sloppy seconds because that is the only way he can get laid. I say kill them both. :D
 
tell your friend to look you right dead in the eyes......then spray him with pepper spray. when he starts screeming, grab a cup of cold water, and tell him to open his eyes so you can toss it in there. right when he opens them spray him again BWAHAHAH
 
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big_bad_buff said:
tell your friend to look you right dead in the eyes......then spray him with pepper spray. when he starts creeming, grab a cup of cold water, and tell him to open his eyes so you can toss it in there. right when he opens them spray him again BWAHAHAH


:lmao: :laugh2:
 
big_bad_buff said:
tell your friend to look you right dead in the eyes......then spray him with pepper spray. when he starts screeming, grab a cup of cold water, and tell him to open his eyes so you can toss it in there. right when he opens them spray him again BWAHAHAH

i like the way you think.
 
wow.

i just read that oter post, and id invite him to lift ith you, then crack him in the fucking skull with the heaviest dumbbell you can swing.

what an outrageous prick.
 
You need to hit both of them upside the head with a raw fish. That is way uncool of that dude. He new you wanted to hook up with her. He lost RPS fair and square. He basically said "fuck you" to you when he pulled that shit when you were in the commode. I say fuck em both. You'll have less headaches with neither of them around.
 
Well, I`m sure some bad feelings have carried over from the last "situation" you guys were in to this one. He may be thinking at this point "wtf, he`s an ass anyway" , or just wants to screw you in some way. Who knows.

Either way, you should not bother with this so called friend. I would give the chick the benefit of the doubt and still try to hook up with her. It`s not like you`ll be screwing over a friend. She has no clue what`s going on.
 
Maybe deep down he knows you're a closet homo and that you are only hitting on this chick as a cover-up.
 
My advice? Hmmm... hard to say, all of my friends know better than to do something like that, because they know I would knock the fuck out of them. Beat his ass. He has betrayed the brotherhood of men. He should be your wingman when you have dibs on a girl first, not be trying to steal her for himself. Those are the rules. Anyone disagree?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
My advice? Hmmm... hard to say, all of my friends know better than to do something like that, because they know I would knock the fuck out of them. Beat his ass. He has betrayed the brotherhood of men. He should be your wingman when you have dibs on a girl first, not be trying to steal her for himself. Those are the rules. Anyone disagree?

i even told him to be the wingman with her one friend who was kinda fat... i just said to him, "ya dont' have to hook up with her or anything... just talk to her so it looks like ur interested" he said he didn't think he could swing it with a girl that big
 
duritz, I agree with MP, rock, paper, scissors is gay. However, the fact that he knew he was your wingman, and still fucked you says alot about him. He isn't worth keeping around as a friend. He should have chatted with the fat chick, with the understanding that you owe him. That means you have to be his wingman, next time he is out on the make, and have to back up all of his bullshit he uses to impress some chick. It also means you owe him one beer for every 1 point differance between the fat chick and your girl on the 1 to 10 scale. Damn, I thought most guys knew this stuff??? Hmmmm.... I think I need to play wingman for awhile for some of my bro's. After all, I'm looking for marriage material right now, so being a player is a waste of my time. However, I do seem to have bros who are clueless and need a good wingman. durtiz, you don't happen to live Near Bryan or College Station, TX do you?
 
duritz, you were given some good advice back in feb. but you did'nt listen so now you come back here for more advice?

I think you will continue to be screwed by your buddy but keep us posted
 
white boy said:
duritz, you were given some good advice back in feb. but you did'nt listen so now you come back here for more advice?

I think you will continue to be screwed by your buddy but keep us posted

What? This has happened before? This guy isn't your bro. You need to pop him right in the mouth, and warn all of the other guys you know about his cock blocking and poor wingmanship.
 
IrishMobBoss said:
to get him back get a shemale hooker to hit on him/fuck him and you having already paid her,and then the day after tell him what you did and say thats for being a cock blocker

That's beautfil IMB. That's the sort of the sick revenge I would come up with... I like your style.
 
Im kind of a sick bastard when friend stab others in the back, it just isnt right

glad we are on the same page my man
 
Bro, he isn't your friend. Take my earlier advice.
 
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