Listen to this shit!!!

[big_bad_buff]

tell your friend to look you right dead in the eyes......then spray him with pepper spray. when he starts screeming, grab a cup of cold water, and tell him to open his eyes so you can toss it in there. right when he opens them spray him again BWAHAHAH

 

[fistfullofsteel]

tell your friend to look you right dead in the eyes......then spray him with pepper spray. when he starts creeming, grab a cup of cold water, and tell him to open his eyes so you can toss it in there. right when he opens them spray him again BWAHAHAH

 

[Anarchist]

tell your friend to look you right dead in the eyes......then spray him with pepper spray. when he starts screeming, grab a cup of cold water, and tell him to open his eyes so you can toss it in there. right when he opens them spray him again BWAHAHAH

i like the way you think.

 

[Anarchist]

wow.

i just read that oter post, and id invite him to lift ith you, then crack him in the fucking skull with the heaviest dumbbell you can swing.

what an outrageous prick.

 

[jerkbox]

i would tell him to go fuck himself

 

[argent]

You need to hit both of them upside the head with a raw fish. That is way uncool of that dude. He new you wanted to hook up with her. He lost RPS fair and square. He basically said "fuck you" to you when he pulled that shit when you were in the commode. I say fuck em both. You'll have less headaches with neither of them around.

 

[gonelifting]

Well, I`m sure some bad feelings have carried over from the last "situation" you guys were in to this one. He may be thinking at this point "wtf, he`s an ass anyway" , or just wants to screw you in some way. Who knows.

Either way, you should not bother with this so called friend. I would give the chick the benefit of the doubt and still try to hook up with her. It`s not like you`ll be screwing over a friend. She has no clue what`s going on.

 

[Y_lifter]

Obviously your friend does not understand that Paper beats Rock
all the time.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Maybe deep down he knows you're a closet homo and that you are only hitting on this chick as a cover-up.

 

[distanced]

gay