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[TheBudMan]

Here is a true story.

After my work-out I was doing my Austrian mediation, which requires complete silence for 2 hours. I was very irratated by a fat man on a stairmaster breathing through his fat nostrils with his fat lungs. So I screamed, "SSHHHHHUUUTTT UUUUUUUUPPP!!!" He couldn't here me because of his fat headphones playing his baby music. So all of a sudden I stompted towards him with an enraged face and picked up the stairmaster with him on it and through it outside into a dumptruck driving by.

The next day as I was meditating again, a fat beaver head was chewing gum with his giant beaver teeth while writing in his baby journal. So I simply rippped off his head and replaced it with a picture of my face.

 

[musclemuscle]

Do It, Do It Nouw!!!

 

[DieselGunz]

u r insane orb

 

[SoKlueles]

i like this guy/girl

 

[dahamn]

Here is a true story.

After my work-out I was doing my Austrian mediation, which requires complete silence for 2 hours. I was very irratated by a fat man on a stairmaster breathing through his fat nostrils with his fat lungs. So I screamed, "SSHHHHHUUUTTT UUUUUUUUPPP!!!" He couldn't here me because of his fat headphones playing his baby music. So all of a sudden I stompted towards him with an enraged face and picked up the stairmaster with him on it and through it outside into a dumptruck driving by.

The next day as I was meditating again, a fat beaver head was chewing gum with his giant beaver teeth while writing in his baby journal. So I simply rippped off his head and replaced it with a picture of my face.

what's baby music?

 

[musclemuscle]

Girly Mooosic

 

[TheBudMan]

Here is one of the transcripts during my audition for the role of Chewbacca.

I walked into the room naked except for wearing a Chewbacca mask and screamed, "RRRGGGAAAAHHHH!!"I then noticed George Lucas had a huge keg and walked over to him and said, "You should work-out more." And poked his keg. He said, "The only work-out I do is this." And took a bite of a huge Star Wars chocolate bar. The next day I came back for the role of Darth Vader. I got dressed up in costume and began my role. I said, "Luke, I am your fa-. EEEENNNNNEEAAA!!!" As I whipped out my huge magnum and shot a random noodle keg in the corner eating a donut. Then said, "Can I do this in the movie?" George Lucas said, "No. Get out." On my way out I whipped out a real lightsaber and chucked it like a boomerang towards George Lucas. But he blocked it with his force powers and floated out of the building while surrounded in a protective bubble.

 

[needtogetaas]

hiy gambino alt check. plaese.

 

[TheBudMan]

hiy gambino alt check. plaese.

Do you not find humor in my storytelling? If I ever met you stupid fat noodle keg I will take the sneaker off my massive Austrian foot and slap the stupid fat jaw off your face. Then feed it to my enormous ostrich.

 

[needtogetaas]

Do you not find humor in my storytelling? If I ever met you stupid fat noodle keg I will take the sneaker off my massive Austrian foot and slap the stupid fat jaw off your face. Then feed it to my enormous ostrich.

dunk=gambino=deltoiddeltoid.there the only people that call me fat,even though they have no clue about me.go back and check there post.they are all the same person.now why do others get band for this yet dunk and gambino get away with it without annything at all.

 

[swole]

Lol!!!

 

[DieselGunz]

dunk=gambino=deltoiddeltoid.there the only people that call me fat,even though they have no clue about me.go back and check there post.they are all the same person.now why do others get band for this yet dunk and gambino get away with it without annything at all.

keen observation of that orb

 

[TheBudMan]

On Thursday 27, July 1974 the following happened,

While I was about to bench press 1000lbs, I noticed my magic sunglasses were stolen. I noticed Franco in the corner using them. So I stood up, and ran towards him 100mph screaming, "GIVE ME BACK MY SUNGLASSES!!!" He was staring at me with the most horrified face. I ran directly through any hammer strength machines in my way and they went flying hundreds of feet through the air, landing on some fat kegs.
As I got closer and closer to Franco I pointed at him and said, "YOU!" And continued to float towards him with an enraged face, then pinched his fat cheek. "Phew..." Said Franco. "HHHIIIIIIYYYYYAAAA!!!!!!!!" I screamed as I punched a hole through the wall 1/2 inch from his head, and grabbed the sunglasses from his hand. "NEXT TIME ASK IF YOU WANT TO USE THEM!" Then a security guard came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder, "Excuse me." "EEGGNNNNAAAGH!" I screamed as I turned around and punched off his head, and then proceeded to devour him for protein as I had missed my pre-workout meal.

Another time, I arrived at the gym too late, and it was locked. I was extremely mad. I started shaking the doors off their hinges screaming, "LET ME IN!!" I then just simply flexed my pectorial, smashing the doors open.

 

[Lestat]

lol @ all these posts from DD