list your most rude awakenings...

[Deus Ex Machina]

this morning, I was sleeping soundly, when I hear a loud car alarm go off. This was no ordinary car alarm -- it sounded like something from the future. It shrieked out the most disgusting and ear piercing shrill. i nearly had a heart attack cause I got startled so badly.


a few weeks back, I woke up to about 2 gunshots from my alley-way, at around 4am. that one freaked me out the most because I thought the bullets were coming towards my window.


and the last one I will make short: me sleeping, bored friend with m80 firecracker, I wake up and almost kill friend

 

[tuc biscuit]

being woken up by someone irate shouting in my earhole, by being punched, by being jumped on, by people using my bedroom door to deflect thrown objects into other areas

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Having a sexy dream only to wake up to a basset hound being the source of said feelings. I would have preferred a lab.

Any number of fire drills in college - the only end result from those wasn't me getting out of the building faster, but instead getting so that I could sleep through the damn things.

 

[big4life]

Having a large cat that didn't even live at my house, jump on my chest at 4 or 5 in the morning. Scared the crap out of me, especially since I was the only one home.

 

[Apöllo]

Once my ex wanted me to wake her up by sticking my penis in her mouth. When I did she got mad.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'd have to say the first time Mr. Grey abducted me for seminal collection. Cute little fucker, hard to get yourself to cum.

 

[Dial_tone]

That time I woke up in the motel and the 230 lb girl was still there and ready for Round #2.

 

[jerkbox]

i have some good ones.....hehe


not too long ago, I was napping in my living room one evening after work, when the plastic light cover in my kitchen comes crashing down to the floor. (like one of those big flourescent lights). It made a huge noise, which caused my cat to spring from his position beside me, scratching the living shit out of my arm and waking me up in a panic.......I yelled out a war cry like sound at the top of my lungs....and I was flustered for like a half hour, and I think the scars from the scratches will be permanant....

the other time was a rainy morning, I woke up at around 6am to a loud boom.....sounded like a bomb. I jumped out of bed to see what the hell was going on....as I am staring out the window, my roomate (who had just moved in very recently) comes bursting through the door. Now, I usually don't do this, but for some reason I had decided to sleep naked.....well, that was embarrassing....I think he was more embarrassed than I was...lol.
I was like "uhh dude I sleep naked sometimes".....Anyway, it was a squirrel getting fried on the transformer outside my house....he was laying on the ground all burnt......

 

[audiophyle]

I live right next to a military base that's 99% infantry/cavalry... I could sleep through a nuclear explosion.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

the other time was a rainy morning, I woke up at around 6am to a loud boom.....sounded like a bomb. I jumped out of bed to see what the hell was going on....as I am staring out the window, my roomate (who had just moved in very recently) comes bursting through the door. Now, I usually don't do this, but for some reason I had decided to sleep naked.....well, that was embarrassing....I think he was more embarrassed than I was...lol.
I was like "uhh dude I sleep naked sometimes".....Anyway, it was a squirrel getting fried on the transformer outside my house....he was laying on the ground all burnt......

Did you have your semi-erect man meant in your hand or a thumb up your ass? If not, then I don't see what the problem is.

It would have been far more embarrassing if you were wearing sexy lingerie.