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tripleblonde

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attractive in the opposite sex (or same sex depending on how your bread is buttered)

i'll go first:

1.) one hell of a sense of humor
2.) honesty
3.) sexy eyes
4.) tall(ish)
5.) nice build
 
1. ass
2. curves
3. face
4. hair
5. a.) smile I guess b.) boobs
 
Wow, tb, just read a psych book, the answers everyone is giving right now(the difference in male and female) is pretty much covered by several social psycholog studies.
 
Had a class this semester, where we had the entire class do a survey on this, and we looked at the results, by sex, of just the class and found distinct patterns.
 
tripleblonde said:
attractive in the opposite sex (or same sex depending on how your bread is buttered)


you mean like butter on top or butter down? Personally I prefer the butter on the up
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There are several patterns smurphy, but men look at attractiveness and youth first (ei pretty face/eyes/smile, nice ass, perky tits), and women look for finacial security first.
 
Bran987 said:
the things girls say and the things girls do are distinct and separate.
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True. Most surveys like this were done with confidentiality, so that people were not as temped to lie in order to save face. In some of them, theya re offered a small payment for taking the survey and asked to be truthful.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
True. Most surveys like this were done with confidentiality, so that people were not as temped to lie in order to save face. In some of them, theya re offered a small payment for taking the survey and asked to be truthful.
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that helps! but most are even deluding themselves to a certain degree

evidenced (just one example) by how many girls end up saying: "I dunno how I always end up with the wrong type of guy" lolol

well I can think of a reason
 
daveyboy, when I'm around girls who've had a few drinks they usually jsut start groping me, asking me if I have another muscle they can see, or flat out ask if I want a blow job. The average woman is a hoe once she starts drinking.
 
tripleblonde said:
eh...i just think that statement is a sterotype in itself......do you mean that girls list what they want, but go after or end up w/something completely different?
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some, but not all. it has been documented over and over that women make decisions emotionally and all I was saying is that when they are in one setting thinking about what they want in a perfect guy, they're thinking logically. the emotions they act upon in the moment and relationships they get themselves into are often very different.

if you were taking it as a personal knock on what you wrote/listed, it wasn't. I don't know you personally.

I didn't mean to mess up your thread carry on :rose:

p.s. guys are out of control too they end up marrying someone just like their mom.
 
Anywho at the top of my list are women who do kleagles. After all I'm the only guy on EF with less than 9" (Crak of course admited to this as well recently), so I need a woman who is extra tight.
 
1. an ass like daisy (or superqt)
2. sweet tits like daisy (or superqt)
3. career oriented like daisy (or superqt)
4. fantabulous personality like daisy (or superqt)
5. the willingness to sleep with me unlike daisy (or superqt)
 
Bran987 said:
p.s. guys are out of control too they end up marrying someone just like their mom.
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Well, that pretty much means I won't be having sex then after I'm married, since my mom thinks sex is some type of Satanic ritual... and my dad even says she has never given him head.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Well, that pretty much means I won't be having sex then after I'm married, since my mom thinks sex is some type of Satanic ritual... and my dad even says she has never given him head.
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IMO observing briefly your sexual behavior you have gone to the other extreme

so yeah, watch out!
 
*Face-(dark eyes)
*Nice body-(curvy)
*Integrity-(honest, loyal, trustworthy)
*Flexibility-(attitude-wise)
*Giving-(ie Willing to please her man, both sexually :) and non-sexually:verygood: ).
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Well, that pretty much means I won't be having sex then after I'm married, since my mom thinks sex is some type of Satanic ritual... and my dad even says she has never given him head.
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You need to ask your father if he has ever heard of the phrase "too much information."

:worried:
 
Bran987 said:
IMO observing briefly your sexual behavior you have gone to the other extreme

so yeah, watch out!
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My sister is worse.
At Easter, right in front of a dozen people at the dinner table she said, "yeah, I hate it when guy's booty call me. I tell them, sure you can come over and 'hang out'. When they get there, I let them go down on me until I have one or two really good orgaisms, then tell them get the fuck out... I said you could come over, but I didn't say you could fuck me. Do that to a guy once or twice and he never booty calls you again."
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
True. Most surveys like this were done with confidentiality, so that people were not as temped to lie in order to save face. In some of them, theya re offered a small payment for taking the survey and asked to be truthful.
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The thing is, even when girls think they are being honest, and have no reason to lie, they semiconsciously say different things than what they actually truely want.
 
big4life said:
You need to ask your father if he has ever heard of the phrase "too much information."

:worried:
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No, I just shake my head and say, "well, you knew she was like that when you married her...."
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
My sister is worse.
At Easter, right in front of a dozen people at the dinner table she said, "yeah, I hate it when guy's booty call me. I tell them, sure you can come over and 'hang out'. When they get there, I let them go down on me until I have one or two really good orgaisms, then tell them get the fuck out... I said you could come over, but I didn't say you could fuck me. Do that to a guy once or twice and he never booty calls you again."
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Well...

Guess she is smart, in a way.
 
Bran987 said:
some, but not all. it has been documented over and over that women make decisions emotionally and all I was saying is that when they are in one setting thinking about what they want in a perfect guy, they're thinking logically. the emotions they act upon in the moment and relationships they get themselves into are often very different.

if you were taking it as a personal knock on what you wrote/listed, it wasn't. I don't know you personally.

I didn't mean to mess up your thread carry on :rose:

p.s. guys are out of control too they end up marrying someone just like their mom.
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Good post.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
My sister is worse.
At Easter, right in front of a dozen people at the dinner table she said, "yeah, I hate it when guy's booty call me. I tell them, sure you can come over and 'hang out'. When they get there, I let them go down on me until I have one or two really good orgaisms, then tell them get the fuck out... I said you could come over, but I didn't say you could fuck me. Do that to a guy once or twice and he never booty calls you again."
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:spit:

AT EASTER DINNER???
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
Well...

Guess she is smart, in a way.
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Well, she has one friend who I met when we all went out for drinks, and she made him buy me, her and a friend of mine's drinks all night, who she told me this weekend taht she has never had sex with, but she lets him come over to her house and clean, and then paint her toenails before he does down on her. Wow. My sister is a trip.
 
Dial_tone said:
1. an ass like daisy (or superqt)
2. sweet tits like daisy (or superqt)
3. career oriented like daisy (or superqt)
4. fantabulous personality like daisy (or superqt)
5. the willingness to sleep with me unlike daisy (or superqt)
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LOVE you. :)
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
daveyboy, when I'm around girls who've had a few drinks they usually jsut start groping me, asking me if I have another muscle they can see, or flat out ask if I want a blow job. The average woman is a hoe once she starts drinking.
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WOW....I have been slammin' drunk and I have NEVER done this to a random guy. Now, my BF on the other hand..... :)

I've never been a ho with random guys, I can be a ho with my BF though. ;)
 
Daisy_Girl said:
WOW....I have been slammin' drunk and I have NEVER done this to a random guy. Now, my BF on the other hand..... :)

I've never been a ho with random guys, I can be a ho with my BF though. ;)
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Uh huh... I believe you.
 
Bran987 said:
she should DEFINITELY be on a reality television show.
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My therapist says I should write a book. Anywho my sister writes for the Gazette in Houston (her part time job). She owns a credit repair business as her primary income source.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Uh huh... I believe you.
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You don't have to believe me, I have nothing to prove to anyone. I know the truth and I can easily live with my choices. I've never slept around, I have KISSED random guys, but that is it. Never had an interest in random hook ups.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
My therapist says I should write a book. Anywho my sister writes for the Gazette in Houston (her part time job). She owns a credit repair business as her primary income source.
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did she buy a franchise?
 
No, she started her own. She found enough investors up front to get the business started.
 
Intelligence
Maturity
Fidelity
Personality
Sanity


BBF your life is a whole lot more interesting than mine
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
No, she started her own. She found enough investors up front to get the business started.
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well that rocks. lord knows we'll never run out of americans screwing up their credit.

she could do a show where the creditors come to take the people's furniture and she stops them cold.

CREDIT REPAIR COPS
 
rpol said:
Intelligence
Maturity
Fidelity
Personality
Sanity


BBF your life is a whole lot more interesting than mine
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I think my life is completely boring. I'm bored right now. My friends always look at me like I'm crazy when I say that though.

Anywho, I have the uncanny ability to hijack a thread like no one else. I can take a thread related to sex and get eveyone talking about my sister's credit repair business, or take any non-sex related thread and turn it into BBF's love life or get everyone talking about ass-to-mouth. That hast to be somewhere on a few chick's top 5 list.
 
Daisy_Girl said:
You don't have to believe me, I have nothing to prove to anyone. I know the truth and I can easily live with my choices. I've never slept around, I have KISSED random guys, but that is it. Never had an interest in random hook ups.
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Now, you are not the average girl, so you could be the exception to this rule, but the girls who say things like that are the first one's to offer a blow job after 3 or 4 mixed drinks. WHat's really funny is to give these girls virgin drinks, tell they that they were mixed a little strong and then watch them do this shit. Think I'm kidding? Try is some time.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Now, you are not the average girl, so you could be the exception to this rule, but the girls who say things like that are the first one's to offer a blow job after 3 or 4 mixed drinks. WHat's really funny is to give these girls virgin drinks, tell they that they were mixed a little strong and then watch them do this shit. Think I'm kidding? Try is some time.
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lol....that is pathetic. I'm embarrassed for females everywhere.... While I am quite a bit older than many of the girls you run into, even when I was younger, I cannot even imagine myself doing something like that!!!
 
1. a nicely-sized big toe
2) a nicely-sized 2nd toe
3- a nicely-sized middle toe
4: a nicely-sized 4th toe
5, a nicely-sized pinky toe
 
jackangel said:
1. a nicely-sized big toe
2) a nicely-sized 2nd toe
3- a nicely-sized middle toe
4: a nicely-sized 4th toe
5, a nicely-sized pinky toe
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Yep, I can see you painting my sister's toenails before she let you go down on her. Want her cell phone #?
 
tiger88 said:
bbf u ever fuck on cialis or xtc?
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No, tried viagra once. It was overkill. Anywho test alone (I've used test with proviron before), and I'm good for hours.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
No, tried viagra once. It was overkill. Anywho test alone (I've used test with proviron before), and I'm good for hours.
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ya true test is good

never tired proviron...

asking is since the full body orgasims are un real

actually dont fuck on X since once u do sex isnt the same EVER :(
 
tiger, don't tell me that, or I'll want to try sextacy. Damn it.
 
tripleblonde said:
attractive in the opposite sex (or same sex depending on how your bread is buttered)

i'll go first:

1.) one hell of a sense of humor
2.) honesty
3.) sexy eyes
4.) tall(ish)
5.) nice build
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damn i got 5 for 5 out of those
:)

she didnt ask the money one !

cuz i am broke as fuck

but got a nice car :)
 
tiger, same here execpt tall. I'm 80% of tb's dream man.
 
1. pretty face
2. attractive body
3. style (it needs to some what be compatible with mine, not mainstream or trendy; more counter-culture, not nescessarily in clothes but in lifestyle.)
4. smart (but not smarter than me)
5. independent/ambitious (a woman who has a career or is working on her education/career. Don't want/like a chick who is gonna try to get me to support her or pay for all the dates)

I am shallow, so I need ot be physically/visually attracted by items 1 and 2 before I care to get to know about their depth in items 3-5. She can be moderate in items 1 and 2 and be very strong in 3-5, that'll work, but a weak 3-5 will not be saved by a strong 1 and 2.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Yep, I can see you painting my sister's toenails before she let you go down on her. Want her cell phone #?
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My gender has gotten so pathetic. We need leadership to bring us out of this quagmire. I nominate myself as the leader of straight men everywhere. For my first act I will legalize prostitution. once men know they can get pussy for $40 anytime they want they will stop acting like that.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
tiger, same here execpt tall. I'm 80% of tb's dream man.
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LOkl

we go do that mtv Dissmissed show

we both go out with her and she picks one of us




all in the name of fun
:)
 
tiger88 said:
but got a nice car :)
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You still driving a jaguar? Are you coming to bloomington in summer? I will buy your pizza at mad mushroom (as long as its monday or tuesday and pizza is $4).
 
nordstrom said:
You still driving a jaguar? Are you coming to bloomington in summer? I will buy your pizza at mad mushroom (as long as its monday or tuesday and pizza is $4).
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ya dont forget resale on jags suck so picked it up cheap



also i suffer with it

for example...i have a 17 inch tv and no DVDs or anything LOL
 
tiger88 said:
ya dont forget resale on jags suck so picked it up cheap



also i suffer with it

for example...i have a 17 inch tv and no DVDs or anything LOL
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Well at least you don't live in the ghetto.

Oh wait.
 
Heh on another note, my psych lecture had some weird 'Dating game' subsection

Top Ten List of Most Attractive Male Traits
10. He wears attractive outfits
9. He excercises
8. He keeps a health appearance
7. He showers daily
6. He offers to help
5. He makes an effort to spend a lot of time with me
4. He keeps himself well groomed
3. He has good manners
2. He is sympathetic to my troubles
1. He has a good sense of humor


Men's Choices of Most Attractive Female Acts
10. She offers to help
9. She wears stylish, fashionable clothes
8. Makes an effort to spend time with me
7. She makes up jokes to make me laugh
6. She keeps physically fit and healthy looking
5. She showers daily
4. She has good manners
3. She is sympathetic to my troubles
2. She keeps herself well groomed
1. She has a good sense of humor

I have no clue in hell were this data comes from.
I'm thinking (as BBF said)
Males - want youth indicated by physical traits
Females - security, for humans - financial for the most part

The youth/security trade off sort of supports the theory of evolution, survival of the fittest.
 
The Red Dragon said:
Heh on another note, my psych lecture had some weird 'Dating game' subsection

Top Ten List of Most Attractive Male Traits
10. He wears attractive outfits
9. He excercises
8. He keeps a health appearance
7. He showers daily
6. He offers to help
5. He makes an effort to spend a lot of time with me
4. He keeps himself well groomed
3. He has good manners
2. He is sympathetic to my troubles
1. He has a good sense of humor
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I saw a study once. THe top 4 for women were

Income
Job
Education
Intellect

IE money, money, ability to make money & ability to make money

The men are just as exploitive though. Their top 5 were looks. Personality didn't even make the list for either sex. Remind me to stay away from whatever part of the US that study was done in.
 
Exploitation for money seems more unethical. Umm...I think that is everywhere in North America man, possibly most of the world actually.

MONEY = Job = Education + Ambition + Intellect + ...

Of course, what are the sluts that dwell in bars after, the one's that would fuck random guys.
 
i guess you can't blame women for wanting money. I have seen documentaries about cavemen where babies had their skulls crushed in on purpose by the family because there wasn't enough food to feed all the kids. In the back of women's minds they still think they live in that kind of world. Resources = survival.

Of course now all it means is blowing money on lexuses and furs.
 
Consideration (in form of payment) + Confidentiality makes a huge difference in these studies. I wonder what kind of crap methodology they were using for the study given in my psych class. Anyway I was just trying to hold back my laughter as the dude was going through the list. Most of my friends thought that list was actually credible.
 
HONESTY about anything
best friend material
compatibility with me
steady job or jobs
stays hungry
romantic/passionate

i know i cant count thats six but oh well
 
tiger88 said:
actually dont fuck on X since once u do sex isnt the same EVER :(
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Meh. To me it was nothing to write home about. You're more distracted than anything. Losing erections is a possibility when you're thinking of weird shit like "wow the music playing is fucking amazing." Orgasms are extremely difficult, sometimes impossible.

The best way for me to describe the feeling of distraction to someone else: it's like being slightly out of your body, and watching yourself having sex. I wasn't "in the moment," per se, it was more like I was in my mind saying "wow you are totally fucking this chick."
 
tripleblonde said:
attractive in the opposite sex (or same sex depending on how your bread is buttered)

i'll go first:

1.) one hell of a sense of humor
2.) honesty
3.) sexy eyes
4.) tall(ish)
5.) nice build
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:FRlol: :lmao: :spit: :laugh2:

Meanwhile back in the real world..... (This is what the serpeants are really thinking)

1. Money
2. Body
3. $$$$$
4. Looks
5. Bank Account

6. Big Dick
7. Knows how to use big dick and tongue
8. Family has a ton of money
9. Listens to me bitch and moan
10. Has expensive taste
 
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vinylgroover said:
1. Cooking ability
2. Willingness to clean
3. Can iron a shirt crisply
4. Ass
5. Enjoys dancing
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lmao, I like it except number for #5. I would say knows when to shut up and get the hell out of the way so I can watch my sports.
 
Lady Viking said:
honesty
sense of humor
intelligence
personality
nice build ---> big
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Oh oh... that's me! Move on tb, I found a woman who loves me for who I am. So what's up Lady Viking?
 
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tripleblonde said:
attractive in the opposite sex (or same sex depending on how your bread is buttered)

i'll go first:

1.) one hell of a sense of humor
2.) honesty
3.) sexy eyes
4.) tall(ish)
5.) nice build
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I call bullshit.

Number 1 for all women is money. 2. unlimited visa / amex.

then all that other crap.
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
funny I didn't hear her say wears man panites? heehhehehehe ;)
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That falls under sense of humor and personality.
 
WODIN said:
I call bullshit.

Number 1 for all women is money. 2. unlimited visa / amex.

then all that other crap.
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she is 21 and hasn't been out on her own yet. Wait until she is 25 and her list will change to become:

income
job
education
intellect
personality
 
nordstrom said:
she is 21 and hasn't been out on her own yet. Wait until she is 25 and her list will change to become:

income
job
education
intellect
personality
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True.

That's why I took an 18-year-old out on a date yesterday. I'm begining to think they young one's haven't been tainted by as many men who are assholes to them, and actually look at those things more because they have not had to really work for their money yet, and thus are not looking for a man to support them.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
True.

That's why I took an 18-year-old out on a date yesterday. I'm begining to think they young one's haven't been tainted by as many men who are assholes to them, and actually look at those things more because they have not had to really work for their money yet, and thus are not looking for a man to support them.
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Howd things go with her.
 
It was ok. We just hung out and talked at the lake (her idea, and not exactally an expensive date). No sex though. I made out with her for a little while but she said she didn't want to go any farther on a first date.
 
This is the one I was talking too on the phone when I feel in the pool the other day. She seems mature for her age, otherwise I wouldn't have even bothered. She seems fairly bright and is considering being a chiropractor.
 
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