list all the jobs you've had with the first being the worst

[puddlemonkey]

The job forms would only have space for 3 . i would always fudge my hire and end dates too, lolol, suckers

Fuck the forms, I said resume!

 

[mountain muscle]

directional hand?

Steering the bit downhole on a drilling rig.

http://www.glossary.oilfield.slb.com/Display.cfm?Term=directional drilling

Here is a decent picture...

http://sharewell.com/

 

[layinback]

Three:

1. Dickwasher
2. Blueboy
3. masturbation Engineer

DEAR CHRIST

 

[puddlemonkey]

conjunction junction what's your function?

 

[layinback]

conjunction junction what's your function?

puddles have you always been in sales \ management?

 

[jack sparrow]

DEAR CHRIST

It pays enough to get me through the day

 

[puddlemonkey]

puddles have you always been in sales \ management?

Nope, for a decade I worked for an airline.

 

[jack sparrow]

Nope, for a decade I worked for an airline.

^^^He was a Stewardess.

 

[puddlemonkey]

^^^He was a Stewardess.

Like hell I was! I did have a male flight attendant stalk me for a few months though. He was weird, going around asking people about my schedule and if I was working that day. I was always nice to him but worried when he was around, wasn't sure how I was going to reject him when he made his move. I kinda liked the attention.

 

[layinback]

^^^He was a Stewardess.

lolololol

" mr. puddlemonkey, delta will be terminating your employment

effective immediately. it has been brought to our attention that

you have offered to *assist* some young men in the restroom.

furthermore your weight is putting a strain on the engines and

fuel consumption increase 20% on the flights you attend"