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Hi i'm going to sit here for an undetermined amount of time and subject myself to the torutre of watching MTV. A following will be the list of videos that i see, what's in them, what the song's about, and my peronal opinion. by the way, I'm mildly stoned, so bear with me .
2:00 A.M
Lil mo' featuring whoever..superwoman
only caught the tail end, lots of that in your face cam, black guys with bandanas, gold chains and sports jerseys, bowling, and lots of overly exagurated hand movements. Couldn't hear what they were saying, air conditioner was too loud.
Redman... forget the name
lots of women in bikinis, in your face cam, clubs, cars, black guys with those haircuts, gold chains,. sports jerseys, and cars and lot of exagurated hand movements from people and overall actions..Couldn't hear, ac was too loud.
Weezer hash pipe
Funny video with lots of fat sumos fighting and singing about a hash pipe.
Nsync pop
god help me...This video had dirty 13 year old teenybopper panties stuck all over it. Basically featured a bunch of prettyboys looking all cutie patootie and doing their famous synchronized goofball dances in the midst of glitz and glam in hopes of capturing the hearts, pussy excrement, and pocketbooks of little girls of all ages worldwide. Great example of an mtv made band doing their unholy thang. Even though i turned the volume up so i can hear the viseos, i refused to listen
ja rule featuring lil mo...I cry i think was the name
lots of black guys in sports jerseys, gold chains, bandannas, club violence, gold chains. About losing your friend i guess over stupidity is all i could make it out to be, since the ac was still a little too loud
st lunatics..midwest swing
lots of black guys in bandannas, gold chains, sports jerseys, and synchronized dancing?? Umm..cars, over exagurated hand movements, and shicks in hotpants dancing around.. I think the song's about how cool they are or something and how much money they have, im not sure, i cant understand what they're really talking about.
linkin park crawling
These guys seem like a hardcore boy band almost..Lots of white guys with piercings, mixing pretty boy looks with sweet crooning and hardcore screaming. Letterbox format video (annoying) , hot depressed looking chicks.
Intermission: commercial for fear or fist of the dragon movie starring jet li (looks nice).
bunch of chicks ...lady marmalade that moulin rouge song
Well, Pink is in this video, and it's now a fact in my mind that pink's a hot bitch, and women should be born with pink hair . And christina aguilera is a poodle. Why did they have to make a moulin rouge video with a friggin r&b theme? I dunno, but i have no goddamn clue what this video's about.
dave matthews : the space between.
dave talks about the emotional space between him and another... or so I've read in National geographic. lots of water and smokestacks, and teens looking confused and looking around in slow motion and not sayin anything. There was a frog in this video floating int he water which makes the video all worthwhile.
mtv news.. some sway dude says that theres this hip hop convention and theyre trying to figure out how to market r&b to children..what the fuck?!?!? then he asks ja rule about his thoughts on the fining of a colorado radio station for playing the edited version of an eminem song. he then says how it's unfair that rap gets a slap int he face anytime a rapper makes a derrogatory comment about a minority or group, and they don;t have the freedom to speak their mind...WHAT THE FUCK? wake the fuck up ja rule. Ok, you're supposed to go and have free reign to make fun and talk shit of whoever you want cause you're black and "opressed", and that's supposed to be fine right? god fobid, thats more discrimination towards blacks right?Fucking assholes. I almost shit my pants when i heard him say that. he must have been real stoned or something.
tyreese: them girls.i think's the name
Lots of black guys with bandannas, chains, over exaggurated hand movements (hmm, pattern developing here? some synchronized dancing (what the fuck?) girls dancing around, and lots of cars and motorcycles, and extremelly high proced clothing. this song, is , surprisingly about woman.
eve featuring gwen stefani ..let me blow your mind
lots of quads, black guys in bandannas , gold chains, and motorcylces. I get this sick feeling seeing gwen in this video and imagining her as a homie g' yo what up thug bitch. by the way, gwen's my bitch.
End hour one
sugar ray...when it's over
that prick that bagged carmen electra and madonna sings away again about the ending of relationships i guess...features everything from black guys in bandannas and gold chains and pole dancing chicks to a funny as hell spoof of an early 80's video. catchy tune.
Nigg.. umm, i mean Nikka Costa ...like a feather
Features lots of split screen and strobe effects, kind of 70's looking video. this nikka girl is pretty hot, but she has no boooobies. I cant see any anyway. No black guys in gold chains and bandannas in this video.
Aerosmith Fly away..
God help us, another rock ballad from the Boston undead. features lots of wrinkles, anime style giant robots, futuristic atmosphere, neat video. decent depressing lovey dovey song. Oh yeah cant forget the hot blonde bitch in black leather.
it's come to my attention mtv plays way too many fucking commercials. Oh look the preview to fast and the furious. If i see it again, I'm going to hurt someone. By the way, does limp bizkit have to have a song in every movie geared toward the younger crowd that comes out anymore? Oh look the tomb raider preview, if i see that damn thing again, I'm going to jerk off. ..since when did Leann Rimes start doing hip hop poppy type of teeny crap?? I guess since the Coyote Ugly soundtrack.
Shaggy featuring the kraft .. freaky girl..
Mother fuck another goddamn r&b video. I DO hope MTV realizes that there's other bands out there making videos. It would be nice if they played them sometimes. Anyway, this video featurs more black guys in gold chains and bandannas, and expensive clothing and girls shaking their ass. yawn. Where have i seen this before?
train..drops of jupiter
Skinny rob lowe lookalike sings a black crowes type song about a relationship, what else is new.. Features: band girls.
u2 elevation remix from tombraider.
Pretty neat o action video featuring lots of cool special effects, too numerous to list, see it for yourself...The song's actually pretty cool too. All praise U2. These guys are timeless.
more motherfucking commercials...Planet of the apes preview..looks cool. cool at&t lego morph commercial...another commercial about lazy, sloppy, unkept teens eating cereal
Missy elliot...get ur freak on
COCK SHITTIN MOTHERFUCK ALREADY THIS IS LIKE, WHAT, GHETTO TV OR WHAT? Sonofabitch. features...TAKE A GUESS, NEED I IRITERATE?. Same thing every other rap video has except it's got painted people hanging from trees. the end.
craig david...fill me in
right about now I'm contemplating suicide..Something is keeping me from doing it..I don't know what. Anyway it's an r&b song about a relationship.....zzzzzzzzzzzz..huh wha? Oh, sorry...anyway, features same thing as the other rap videos except the dancing chicks..no wait, surprise theres some club scenes...scratch that. And slow motion out takes of this guy and a girl/s being all lovey dovey.
more fucking commercials.....Jurassic park3 preview...Same shit, different movie. OOoh, look dinosaur, run. Oh it got jonny. Oh, darn shoot it. Ok. bang. Cool the end. ...I never thought I'd be so interested in watching my cat sleep...I bet carrrot top gets laid a lot. He's pretty ripped. ok tomb raider preview again, time to jerk off.....Mtv news: Mtv's really shoving this anti discrimination thing down the kids throats these days. They're giving 50k away to someone who shows they've been a good promoter of anti discrimination. i wonder how many teens will take this a little too hardcore. Wonder how many will think this means people should watch more rap videos and dress ghetto. I guess I'm racist now if i don't wear "Urban" clothing.
END HOUR 2:
Sum 41...fat lip/pain for pleasure
bunch of trendy white punk/pop teens singing about stuff?
features: bunch of trendy kiddies jumping around, duck chasing, and head shaving...Funny part when they do the 80's hair band thing hahahahah. Funny video, catchy tune.
destiny's child: bootylicious...
The worlds gone to hell...Has a track from that fleetwood mack song "white wing dove or whatever"...Stevie knicks actually appears in the beginning. features dumb girls and guys (black guys with bandannas) dancing around looking pretty. bascially the song's about shaking your ass...Is there a nuclear strike in the forecast for tomorrow?
backstreet boys..more than that..
nope, refuse to watch it...Ok, i lied, i took a glimpse and it's a bunch of them standing around or whatver looking sad and lonely and being pretty...Sounds like a typical r&b type thing. Oh god i think i just creamed my panties...(stops to go surf the net)
alicia keys....fallin...
Some chick sings another R&b song. features..her and a piano and....her just wandering around the city and hangin around her place, and talking to her black boyfriend in jail, jeez how stereotypical.. Song about a relationship again.
more commercials..
Tool: Schism..
Song about a friendship/relationship falling apart
Amazingly creative, original, and artsy video, like any other Tool video. features: lots of crazy weird shit, you have to see it to appreciate it. It's real artsy and mysteriously weird. Superb song.
OK, thats the end of that..Enough MTV. My conclusion....Mtv sucks. What they pay on there today sucks. Most songs suck. Rappers and r&b people have like no originality at all. Same thing over and over, like i described above. I wish they'd take MTV off my cable and replace it with MTV2 instead. The end.
2:00 A.M
Lil mo' featuring whoever..superwoman
only caught the tail end, lots of that in your face cam, black guys with bandanas, gold chains and sports jerseys, bowling, and lots of overly exagurated hand movements. Couldn't hear what they were saying, air conditioner was too loud.
Redman... forget the name
lots of women in bikinis, in your face cam, clubs, cars, black guys with those haircuts, gold chains,. sports jerseys, and cars and lot of exagurated hand movements from people and overall actions..Couldn't hear, ac was too loud.
Weezer hash pipe
Funny video with lots of fat sumos fighting and singing about a hash pipe.
Nsync pop
god help me...This video had dirty 13 year old teenybopper panties stuck all over it. Basically featured a bunch of prettyboys looking all cutie patootie and doing their famous synchronized goofball dances in the midst of glitz and glam in hopes of capturing the hearts, pussy excrement, and pocketbooks of little girls of all ages worldwide. Great example of an mtv made band doing their unholy thang. Even though i turned the volume up so i can hear the viseos, i refused to listen
ja rule featuring lil mo...I cry i think was the name
lots of black guys in sports jerseys, gold chains, bandannas, club violence, gold chains. About losing your friend i guess over stupidity is all i could make it out to be, since the ac was still a little too loud
st lunatics..midwest swing
lots of black guys in bandannas, gold chains, sports jerseys, and synchronized dancing?? Umm..cars, over exagurated hand movements, and shicks in hotpants dancing around.. I think the song's about how cool they are or something and how much money they have, im not sure, i cant understand what they're really talking about.
linkin park crawling
These guys seem like a hardcore boy band almost..Lots of white guys with piercings, mixing pretty boy looks with sweet crooning and hardcore screaming. Letterbox format video (annoying) , hot depressed looking chicks.
Intermission: commercial for fear or fist of the dragon movie starring jet li (looks nice).
bunch of chicks ...lady marmalade that moulin rouge song
Well, Pink is in this video, and it's now a fact in my mind that pink's a hot bitch, and women should be born with pink hair . And christina aguilera is a poodle. Why did they have to make a moulin rouge video with a friggin r&b theme? I dunno, but i have no goddamn clue what this video's about.
dave matthews : the space between.
dave talks about the emotional space between him and another... or so I've read in National geographic. lots of water and smokestacks, and teens looking confused and looking around in slow motion and not sayin anything. There was a frog in this video floating int he water which makes the video all worthwhile.
mtv news.. some sway dude says that theres this hip hop convention and theyre trying to figure out how to market r&b to children..what the fuck?!?!? then he asks ja rule about his thoughts on the fining of a colorado radio station for playing the edited version of an eminem song. he then says how it's unfair that rap gets a slap int he face anytime a rapper makes a derrogatory comment about a minority or group, and they don;t have the freedom to speak their mind...WHAT THE FUCK? wake the fuck up ja rule. Ok, you're supposed to go and have free reign to make fun and talk shit of whoever you want cause you're black and "opressed", and that's supposed to be fine right? god fobid, thats more discrimination towards blacks right?Fucking assholes. I almost shit my pants when i heard him say that. he must have been real stoned or something.
tyreese: them girls.i think's the name
Lots of black guys with bandannas, chains, over exaggurated hand movements (hmm, pattern developing here? some synchronized dancing (what the fuck?) girls dancing around, and lots of cars and motorcycles, and extremelly high proced clothing. this song, is , surprisingly about woman.
eve featuring gwen stefani ..let me blow your mind
lots of quads, black guys in bandannas , gold chains, and motorcylces. I get this sick feeling seeing gwen in this video and imagining her as a homie g' yo what up thug bitch. by the way, gwen's my bitch.
End hour one
sugar ray...when it's over
that prick that bagged carmen electra and madonna sings away again about the ending of relationships i guess...features everything from black guys in bandannas and gold chains and pole dancing chicks to a funny as hell spoof of an early 80's video. catchy tune.
Nigg.. umm, i mean Nikka Costa ...like a feather
Features lots of split screen and strobe effects, kind of 70's looking video. this nikka girl is pretty hot, but she has no boooobies. I cant see any anyway. No black guys in gold chains and bandannas in this video.
Aerosmith Fly away..
God help us, another rock ballad from the Boston undead. features lots of wrinkles, anime style giant robots, futuristic atmosphere, neat video. decent depressing lovey dovey song. Oh yeah cant forget the hot blonde bitch in black leather.
it's come to my attention mtv plays way too many fucking commercials. Oh look the preview to fast and the furious. If i see it again, I'm going to hurt someone. By the way, does limp bizkit have to have a song in every movie geared toward the younger crowd that comes out anymore? Oh look the tomb raider preview, if i see that damn thing again, I'm going to jerk off. ..since when did Leann Rimes start doing hip hop poppy type of teeny crap?? I guess since the Coyote Ugly soundtrack.
Shaggy featuring the kraft .. freaky girl..
Mother fuck another goddamn r&b video. I DO hope MTV realizes that there's other bands out there making videos. It would be nice if they played them sometimes. Anyway, this video featurs more black guys in gold chains and bandannas, and expensive clothing and girls shaking their ass. yawn. Where have i seen this before?
train..drops of jupiter
Skinny rob lowe lookalike sings a black crowes type song about a relationship, what else is new.. Features: band girls.
u2 elevation remix from tombraider.
Pretty neat o action video featuring lots of cool special effects, too numerous to list, see it for yourself...The song's actually pretty cool too. All praise U2. These guys are timeless.
more motherfucking commercials...Planet of the apes preview..looks cool. cool at&t lego morph commercial...another commercial about lazy, sloppy, unkept teens eating cereal
Missy elliot...get ur freak on
COCK SHITTIN MOTHERFUCK ALREADY THIS IS LIKE, WHAT, GHETTO TV OR WHAT? Sonofabitch. features...TAKE A GUESS, NEED I IRITERATE?. Same thing every other rap video has except it's got painted people hanging from trees. the end.
craig david...fill me in
right about now I'm contemplating suicide..Something is keeping me from doing it..I don't know what. Anyway it's an r&b song about a relationship.....zzzzzzzzzzzz..huh wha? Oh, sorry...anyway, features same thing as the other rap videos except the dancing chicks..no wait, surprise theres some club scenes...scratch that. And slow motion out takes of this guy and a girl/s being all lovey dovey.
more fucking commercials.....Jurassic park3 preview...Same shit, different movie. OOoh, look dinosaur, run. Oh it got jonny. Oh, darn shoot it. Ok. bang. Cool the end. ...I never thought I'd be so interested in watching my cat sleep...I bet carrrot top gets laid a lot. He's pretty ripped. ok tomb raider preview again, time to jerk off.....Mtv news: Mtv's really shoving this anti discrimination thing down the kids throats these days. They're giving 50k away to someone who shows they've been a good promoter of anti discrimination. i wonder how many teens will take this a little too hardcore. Wonder how many will think this means people should watch more rap videos and dress ghetto. I guess I'm racist now if i don't wear "Urban" clothing.
END HOUR 2:
Sum 41...fat lip/pain for pleasure
bunch of trendy white punk/pop teens singing about stuff?
features: bunch of trendy kiddies jumping around, duck chasing, and head shaving...Funny part when they do the 80's hair band thing hahahahah. Funny video, catchy tune.
destiny's child: bootylicious...
The worlds gone to hell...Has a track from that fleetwood mack song "white wing dove or whatever"...Stevie knicks actually appears in the beginning. features dumb girls and guys (black guys with bandannas) dancing around looking pretty. bascially the song's about shaking your ass...Is there a nuclear strike in the forecast for tomorrow?
backstreet boys..more than that..
nope, refuse to watch it...Ok, i lied, i took a glimpse and it's a bunch of them standing around or whatver looking sad and lonely and being pretty...Sounds like a typical r&b type thing. Oh god i think i just creamed my panties...(stops to go surf the net)
alicia keys....fallin...
Some chick sings another R&b song. features..her and a piano and....her just wandering around the city and hangin around her place, and talking to her black boyfriend in jail, jeez how stereotypical.. Song about a relationship again.
more commercials..
Tool: Schism..
Song about a friendship/relationship falling apart
Amazingly creative, original, and artsy video, like any other Tool video. features: lots of crazy weird shit, you have to see it to appreciate it. It's real artsy and mysteriously weird. Superb song.
OK, thats the end of that..Enough MTV. My conclusion....Mtv sucks. What they pay on there today sucks. Most songs suck. Rappers and r&b people have like no originality at all. Same thing over and over, like i described above. I wish they'd take MTV off my cable and replace it with MTV2 instead. The end.
