Let's Play the F***, Marry, Kill Game.

[bran987]

OK, you have to pick one to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill.

The first chicks are velvett, smurfy, and stilleto.

Which one do you F, which one do you marry, and which one do you kill?

 

[bran987]

oh and you also have to say the reasons

 

[chefbone]

Fuck...Velvett
Marry....Smurfy
Kill....Stilleto......then engage in anal with her dead body

 

[bran987]

I'd fuck all three, marry Velvett and Stilleto since Smurfy's already married and I'd have to pass on the killing part.

that is an example invalid response, it's called cheating. I'll leave this reply up and delete the ones after this that are invalid responses!!

 

[bran987]

Fuck...Velvett
Marry....Smurfy
Kill....Stilleto......then engage in anal with her dead body

interesting, so smurfy is married and she is desirable as a wife to other EF members too! I think a lot of people would say this, as velvett seems very much her own person and wouldn't want to take care of a guy. very interesting!

this is just a game by the way, i think talking about dead bodies and anal is unnecessary.

 

[hotzie]

i made this thread like a year ago .....and it was a hell of alot better than this one

 

[tiger88]

fuck = AAP
marry = string bean
kill = swasastea ( I hate that fucking shaggy hair bitch)

 

[bran987]

i made this thread like a year ago .....and it was a hell of alot better than this one

well those were just the first three. who are your suggestions, you arrogant little prick. i love you.

 

[chefbone]

this is just a game by the way, i think talking about dead bodies and anal is unnecessary.

Sorry

 

[H_T_]

may i have 8 fucks and 4 kills? no marriage, please....

 

[H_T_]

we're all adults here. can we just eliminate the marriage part. no one is interested in a marriage fantasy.......

 

[stilleto]

lol

 

[hamstershaver]

fuck = AAP
marry = string bean
kill = swasastea ( I hate that fucking shaggy hair bitch)

tee

 

[gotmilk]

fukk=Rottenwillow
Marry=Velvett
Kill=EIG and all the alters

 

[Sub-Zero]

OK, you have to pick one to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill.

The first chicks are velvett, smurfy, and stilleto.

Which one do you F, which one do you marry, and which one do you kill?

fuck: stilleto- because hes a guy

Marry: Smurfy- becasue shes used to being married, good wifey material

Kill: Velvett- she doesnt post that much, never really got to know her as well as the others

 

[H_T_]

i'll have to check my pm's. Shorty would be on that list. and i might do all 3 to Stilleto. Frisky is worthy of 2 of the choices. FG, GG, MM, Feisty i've got a mattress or a shallow grave for ya......~Dirty D~.....Vel, i can't bring myself to say anything but good about her.........ok, i think o'm done....

 

[velvett]

I think a lot of people would say this, as velvett seems very much her own person and wouldn't want to take care of a guy. very interesting!

No of course not, I would just use him for sex, event escort, furniture shleper and new food recipe tester.

...and if he's really a good boy I'll let him mow the lawn.

 

[Sub-Zero]

No of course not, I would just use him for sex, event escort, furniture shleper and new food recipe tester.

...and if he's really a good boy I'll let him mow the lawn.

ill bring the razor


(thats the 2nd joke iv made like this in a months time)

 

[velvett]

ill bring the razor


(thats the 2nd joke iv made like this in a months time)

To shave my legs or to kill himself?

 

[foreigngirl]

i'll have to check my pm's. Shorty would be on that list. and i might do all 3 to Stilleto. Frisky is worthy of 2 of the choices. FG, GG, MM, Feisty i've got a mattress or a shallow grave for ya......~Dirty D~.....Vel, i can't bring myself to say anything but good about her.........ok, i think o'm done....

the shallow grave plz

 

[KillahBee]

Are you kidding me?!!!

I made this thread a fucking year ago and it was the greatest thread ever and it was when EF kept fucking up all the post orders, etc and it ended up listing hotzie as the thread maker!!!

 

[KillahBee]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407984&highlight=fuck+marry+kill

I hate hotzie real bad much and whatnot

 

[hotzie]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407984&highlight=fuck+marry+kill

I hate hotzie real bad much and whatnot

 

[bran987]

Are you kidding me?!!!

I made this thread a fucking year ago and it was the greatest thread ever and it was when EF kept fucking up all the post orders, etc and it ended up listing hotzie as the thread maker!!!

llolol, maybe he's pretending to be you on a UK website as well? stealing all your thunder!

 

[KillahBee]

My own awesomeness is pwning me with all you nerds trying to be me and using my username on various international interweb destinations.

 

[Smurfy]

Hotzie should get extra K for making that fabulous thread.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'd boink all three but wouldn't marry any of them. They all live up north where it's too cold for us negros.

 

[gotmilk]

They all live up north where it's too cold for us negros.

Huh? We have 2000 Somali's living here. Of course, they look like frozen fudgicles in January...with sandals.

 

[stilleto]

could we just get back to playing? thanks.

 

[hotzie]

Hotzie should get extra K for making that fabulous thread.

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