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>CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (Farenheit)
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>70 above
>Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
>People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
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>60 above
>North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
>People in Canada plant gardens.
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>50 above
>Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>People in Canada sunbathe.
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>40 above
>Italian & English cars won't start.
>People in Canada drive with the windows down.
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>32 above
>Distilled water freezes.
>Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
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>20 above
>Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
>People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
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>15 above
>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
>People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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>0 degrees
>People in Miami all die...
>Canadians lick the flagpole.
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>20 below
>Californians fly away to Mexico.
>People in Canada get out their winter coats.
>
>40 below
>Hollywood disintegrates.
>The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
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>60 below
>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
>Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
>cold enough.
>
>80 below
>Mt. St. Helens freezes.
>People in Canada rent some videos.
>
>100 below
>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
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>297 below
>Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
>Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
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>460 below
>ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
>People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
>500 below
>Hell freezes over.
>The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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>
>70 above
>Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
>People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
>
>60 above
>North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
>People in Canada plant gardens.
>
>50 above
>Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>People in Canada sunbathe.
>
>40 above
>Italian & English cars won't start.
>People in Canada drive with the windows down.
>
>32 above
>Distilled water freezes.
>Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
>
>20 above
>Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
>People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
>
>15 above
>Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
>People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
>0 degrees
>People in Miami all die...
>Canadians lick the flagpole.
>
>20 below
>Californians fly away to Mexico.
>People in Canada get out their winter coats.
>
>40 below
>Hollywood disintegrates.
>The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
>
>60 below
>Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
>Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
>cold enough.
>
>80 below
>Mt. St. Helens freezes.
>People in Canada rent some videos.
>
>100 below
>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>
>297 below
>Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
>Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
>460 below
>ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
>People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
>500 below
>Hell freezes over.
>The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
>
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