Let's Hear About The Fight(s) You LOST!!!

[Crazier]

HumorMe is pretty damn close. One of the guy's at my work, who turns 50 next week, has this mullet, it's terrible... he smoked for many many years... so it has that smoker's tint to it. Not to mention his moustache... it's fucking hilarious.

Anyway... I've gotten my ass kicked a few times. One time I was doing karaoke 'Back 2 da Hotel' by N2Deep... Anyway, I'm up there like 'what up nigga, I hop in my ride...' and BAM... get clocked in the face with a bar stool. That fucked me up pretty good. Didn't knock me down, but I just stood there bleeding wondering what in the fuck just happened. The next morning I woke up for Easter... incredible headache, huge black eye... pretty rough.

Just this past year, the night before Christmas Eve... went to a club and got my ass kicked into the dirt by a bouncer and two of his friends. They also tore me new $300 leather jacket. Another holiday with a black eye.

Ya win some, you lose some.
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[The_Ghost]

At about 14 or 15 in a hockey game. This bastard was pissing me off so I hammered the fucker as hard as i could in the back of the head.

The sun bitch's head didn't even move!!!! He turned around and was he a big mother fucker who had a fricken beard at 14!!

I couldn't get to the penaly box fast enough, but not before he got some good speed ball practise on my mellon.

Fuck I have to laugh when I look back at that.

 

[The Almighty]

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

 

[the nature boy]

Pardon me for being a dumbass, but what the fuck is a mullet?

mullets 101 (aka, camero hair, mudflaps, jersey cut, or hockey hair)

http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?threadid=119196&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

 

[Taps]

Never been in a fight. I havn't a clue how to defend myself -- I'd probably get killed pretty quick. Hence, I avoid fighting.

 

[mrbill]

lol this is the internet. nobody loses fights. and everybody is good looking, makes tons of cash, and has never sported a mullet.

you forgot...has genius level IQ and benches 450+

 

[Sebass67]

I got into one fight where this dude crosschecked my brother from behind twice and i went postal. I was 17 at the time and he was 23(i found out later) I had a cagemask and he didn't so at first i was pummeling him but than he ripped my cage off and got me once above the eye and i started to bleed. Didn't get my ass kicked but i think he had the edge in that one.

 

[KAYNE]

ITS WEIRD HOW MOST PEOPLE SAID THEY LOST "ONE" FIGHT. LOL


I HAVE BEEN IN ATLEAST 100 FIGHTS. I'M 23 NOW AND HAVENT BEEN IN A FIGHT IN A FEW YEARS. I'VE LOST MY SHARE. PROBABLY ABOUT 20 OF THEM. I DONT BACK DOWN FROM ANYONE THOUGH. I ALSO DO NOT START TROUBLE LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BUCK. I STARTED SHIT (KINDA, HE DID TO) WITH THIS DUDE WHEN I WAS 13. HE WAS 17 AND ABOUT 100LBS HEAVIER THAN ME. I PUNCHED HIS ASS THEN HE SAT ON ME AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME. HOWEVER, I SAW HIM A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS 20 OR 21. I INVITED HIM OUT IN THE STREET FOR ROUND TWO. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS BIG BAD MARINE. HE DECLINED FOR ROUND TWO REALIZING THAT I WAS ABOUT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. I, BEING THE MAN THAT I AM, DIDNT START ANY SHIT WITH HIM. I WAS HAPPY JUST KNOWING THAT EVERYONE THERE AT THE PARTY KNEW HE WAS SCARED.


KAYNE

 

[Roadblock]

My friend got jumped last november so I tried to help him out and got my ass kicked, so did 2 other friends. Got a kick in the head and a punch on the nose, I managed to block all the kicks when I was lying down. But I think I got one of them, the scars on my left knuckle says I hit someone pretty hard.

 

[djardin]

I fought in pancration and some shoot when I was younger ( kills me to say that ) Anyway I was great on the inside but I never was really tested from 3 feet away. I was always quick enough on the shoot. So I decided to train with a boxing coach. Here is how the first day went.

I get in the ring and do 9 rounds of mits. This big fat guy that hangs around the gym is like " i'll spar him " I said ok. He was about 310 lbs and I was around 175. The bell rang I started scorring punch after punch and then let my guard down and then came the bright light that you see right before you get knocked out.

Just goes to show no matter how good of a fighter you are, a 310lbs guy can put you on your ass and teach you humility in the blink of an eye.

PS I think I was out for about 3 min.